My housemate is having sex

Tugboats

Really loud sex. I'm eating an Indian, watching MOTD and waiting for a text from Parcel Motel.

Discuss

Mint Sauce

Discuss what?

wazky

Have a tug, Mr.Tugboats.

BNMC

What's he/she having sex with?

Wacker The Attacker

Have a threesome or a ****. Time to sh1t or get off the pot

Banjo String

Your friends living a more exciting life than.you op.

roast

Ask them can you watch?

Twiki

Your housemate is Indian?

Peanut Butter Jelly

Is it really gonna matter when you get GTA V?

chuckyarelaw

Walk in on them.

pajor

All the facts are there, I don't think there's much to discuss. :P

MickFleetwood

Why haven't you joined in yet?

Charlie19

Your a cannibal

Mr. CooL ICE

I was at a football tournament in the phoenix park today. While waiting between matches, my balls suddenly got very itchy. A little scratch wouldn't do. They needed a full blown sack to crack scraping. As there were ladies present, I went to the portaloo to scratch as I also needed a piss.

Anyway, as soon as I pulled down the front of my shorts, a wasp flew up. I don't really know if that wasp was in my boxers or was already in the portaloo.

Discuss.

Fred Swanson

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Savage Tyrant

You're sitting there waiting for GTAV.... Dude, you're having more fun than he is!!

kfk

Tugboats wrote: »

Really loud sex. I'm eating an Indian, watching MOTD and waiting for a text from Parcel Motel.

Discuss

Take the laptop off her chest ffs!

fussyonion

Wojtek Bear, is that you?

Sky King

Tugboats wrote: »

I'm eating an Indian...Discuss

Well who is hotter, the Indian or your housemates byore?

Mickey H

Tugboats wrote: »

Really loud sex. I'm eating an Indian, watching MOTD and waiting for a text from Parcel Motel.

Discuss

Walk in there with your cock in your hand and shout to your housemate: "Back her into me PJ".

MadsL

http://vocaroo.com/

Then we will have something to critique, rather than discuss. Critiquing is sooooooooooo much better than discussing.

efb

You're eating out an indian? Did you Pokahauntas?

Ruu

Burn down the house.

efb

Mickey H wrote: »

Walk in there with your cock in your hand and shout to your housemate: "Back her into me PJ".

They arent Irish Rugby Internationals...

darkpagandeath

shout back to them that there noise is making it hard for you to concentrate on your W*nk

donvito99

Tugboats wrote: »

Parcel Motel.

Discuss

When you get GTA V, play it really loud and squeal with delight.

bricky06

I had an Indian once, I never called her after though and I've had bad korma ever since

Wacker The Attacker

LordChessington wrote: »

I was at a football tournament in the phoenix park today. While waiting between matches, my balls suddenly got very itchy. A little scratch wouldn't do. They needed a full blown sack to crack scraping. As there were ladies present, I went to the portaloo to scratch as I also needed a piss.

Anyway, as soon as I pulled down the front of my shorts, a wasp flew up. I don't really know if that wasp was in my boxers or was already in the portaloo.

Discuss.

Did the wasp sting your bollocks?

Wacker The Attacker

Mickey H wrote: »

Walk in there with your cock in your hand and shout to your housemate: "Back her into me PJ".

I'm trying that.

MadsL

efb wrote: »

They arent Irish Rugby Internationals...

Crotch, touch, pause, ENGAGE!

Mickey H

efb wrote: »

They arent Irish Rugby Internationals...

wazky

Mickey H wrote: »

:D

stretchdoe

Post video of you fapping vigorously with background sound or it didn't happen.

Mr. CooL ICE

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Did the wasp sting your bollocks?

No. I'm pretty sure it was in my boxers, but I don't know why it would be there and not sting me. That's why I'm also open to the possibility that it perhaps wasn't there and that the itch was just a coincidence. Maybe the wasp was just a perv

The Backwards Man

Have you got any poppadoms?

wil

So his blow up doll arrived and yours didn't.

And he's not going to be happy if you finish off all his Indian.

VinLieger

Putting my money on that parcel motel text being about GTA5

HondaSami

Tugboats wrote: »

Really loud sex. I'm eating an Indian, watching MOTD and waiting for a text from Parcel Motel.

Discuss

Is the Indian male or female?

Nonoperational

bricky06 wrote: »

I had an Indian once, I never called her after though and I've had bad korma ever since

Your checking for likes for that aren't you? Unlucky...

Tweej

....Are you my housemate?

NuckingFacker

Your housemate started a thread exactly like this one last month. Do what he did, build a bridge.. your time will come again.





If your housemate is a girl, you have failed, btw..

Wacker The Attacker

Are they still riding?

Wacker The Attacker

LordChessington wrote: »

No. I'm pretty sure it was in my boxers, but I don't know why it would be there and not sting me. That's why I'm also open to the possibility that it perhaps wasn't there and that the itch was just a coincidence. Maybe the wasp was just a perv

Lucky escape

Mickey H

stretchdoe wrote: »

Post video of you fapping vigorously with background sound or it didn't happen.

Exactly. MPEG or GTFO.

Pixel out the bit of your mickey though. I don't need to see that.

JPCN1

Tugboats wrote: »

Really loud sex. I'm eating an Indian, watching MOTD and waiting for a text from Parcel Motel.

Discuss

I think he might have intercepted your text from Parcel Motel before you got home!

efb

Nonoperational wrote: »

Your checking for likes for that aren't you? Unlucky...

Likes?

Smidge

gavingaz wrote: »

My housemate has a rabid dose of d dickcheese. Try livin wit dat.

You must have got fairly *ahem* close to his member to know that?

What were you up to?

Smidge

gavingaz wrote: »

I had to call d care-doc earlier. Smells like Dubliner Cheddar.

Nice

chuckyarelaw

Is is tantric? They can't still be at it?

lukesmom

You should have definitely joined in there's magic in numbers

RobbingBandit

lukesmom wrote: »

You should have definitely joined in there's magic in numbers

That Luke is one lucky kid.