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The story behind "waking up to my girlfriend with a guy beside me"

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  • #32
    Engine No.9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Engine No.9


    Where's the mental young wan in all of this??? Is she on Boards? Surely she deserves to put her side of the story across!? ;)


  • #33
    lufties
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    Fair Play man, I don't know how you kept so cool, especially the fact you were pished drunk.

    An ex of mine, around 10 years ago was cheating on me on a regular basis, even close friends told me and I didn't believe them. When I eventually copped on it nearly broke me, I felt ashamed and embarrassed, couldn't eat or sleep properly, and drank beer every night for a few months along with becoming increasingly paranoid. In fairness I was only 21 at the time, but it sure hurts at any age.


  • #34
    GorillaRising
    Closed Accounts Posts: 293 ✭✭GorillaRising


    Bloody hell!

    Cheers for the story!! :)

    Yep, I literally just woke up and check to see if you started this thread!!!


  • #35
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Weird surely she would have slipped out to his room.


  • #36
    spank_inferno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,884 ✭✭✭spank_inferno


    Voodoomelon wrote: »
    So what happened between the creepy uncle and the wolfhound? New thread please.

    they go on a hilarious drunken adventure.

    Think "Hangover" meets "homeward bound".

    Adam Sandler has already optioned a movie.
    (replacing the wolfhound with a golden retriever.)


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  • #37
    Joe10000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    I think you handled it perfectly well and reading between the lines it gave you the excuse to walk away that you were looking for.


  • #38
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Snake with tits


  • #39
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,607 ✭✭✭stoneill


    What's her number? I'll give her a call.


  • #40
    GorillaRising
    Closed Accounts Posts: 293 ✭✭GorillaRising


    Psycho's are usually good rides though....It's tough to give up because they always leave you wanting more, but then it's not worth it in the long run...

    ...still if I could go back one more time I would! :D


  • #41
    XsApollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,688 ✭✭✭XsApollo


    You should have used this as a reason to bang the **** out her and to get her to do some depraved things in bed.

    The good sexlife you had with her could of got 10 times better and nastier :)


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  • #42
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,442 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    She's nuts and the other bloke's a right scumbag.


  • #43
    elchupanebrey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 525 ✭✭✭elchupanebrey


    Fair play OP. That's the longest post i've ever read on Boards.


  • #44
    Kettleson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭Kettleson


    Is this real? I blame the drink. If its not real, I blame the drink.


  • #45
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,730 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    you should have shagged Mr X ...you know you wanted to...jealousy is a cruel thing.


  • #46
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    corktina wrote: »
    you should have shagged Mr X ...you know you wanted to...jealousy is a cruel thing.

    X by name.X by nature.


  • #47
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,463 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    keithsfleet wrote: »
    I hung up and ended that chapter of my life.

    Thanks for sharing OP.

    Really very calmly and cooly handled.

    Cudos.


  • #48
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    I'd have battered the **** she was shagging and then kicked her out of the room, naked.

    What a scummy thing to do to anyone.


  • #49
    Ush1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,484 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    I'd have came in her hair....and possibly eyes while she slept and then left.


  • #50
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,021 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Remarkably calm there OP, well played.

    Believe me when I tell you, I know it has been said before, but you certainly did dodge a bullet in finding out now rather than later.

    Those type of women can 'accidentally' get pregnant and then, as Kanye says, '18 years'...

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • #51
    lufties
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    Just a question OP..What were you thinking bringing another bloke you just met back to your room especially when you saw them getting so well? Just seems a bit of a bizaare thing to do.

    Anyway, your well rid of that wagon.


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  • #52
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Why did you invite this guy back to your hotel room? Not excusing the behaviour of the other two, but it does seem utterly bizarre to me


  • #53
    allibastor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭allibastor


    keithsfleet wrote: »
    Wasn't easy, I'll say that much.

    I didn't have an overly large amount of feelings invested in her but it really did hurt.
    I'd never in my life had such good sex.

    it is always the crazy ones. In all fairness though, what a muppet she must have been, in the bedroom beside you like. did she think you got at the floor polish or something to be knocked out.

    I remeber a friend of mine did that before, not with a bird of mine or anything, just decided to bring a bird back to the room I was alseep in. I woke up and promptly broke his jaw for making me feel akward. Got a little look at your one, she was not great either so I didnt feel he deserved a pass for it.


  • #54
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    allibastor wrote: »
    it is always the crazy ones. In all fairness though, what a muppet she must have been, in the bedroom beside you like. did she think you got at the floor polish or something to be knocked out.

    I remeber a friend of mine did that before, not with a bird of mine or anything, just decided to bring a bird back to the room I was alseep in. I woke up and promptly broke his jaw for making me feel akward. Got a little look at your one, she was not great either so I didnt feel he deserved a pass for it.

    Distinct smell of bull****


  • #55
    Obliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    Distinct smell of psycho :eek:


  • #56
    allibastor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭allibastor


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Distinct smell of bull****

    No, happened after a house party. The room we were meant to be staying in had two single beds, so I went to one, he and your one went to the other.

    As said it would be more BS if she was good looking, which she was not.


  • #57
    Ush1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,484 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    allibastor wrote: »
    No, happened after a house party. The room we were meant to be staying in had two single beds, so I went to one, he and your one went to the other.

    As said it would be more BS if she was good looking, which she was not.

    So you broke his jaw? Was he a close friend? Did he try to hit you back at all? :(


  • #58
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    allibastor wrote: »
    No, happened after a house party. The room we were meant to be staying in had two single beds, so I went to one, he and your one went to the other.

    As said it would be more BS if she was good looking, which she was not.

    If it was true then you'd be a psycopath and an asshole. But it's bull****


  • #59
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    spank_inferno wrote: »
    they go on a hilarious drunken adventure.

    Think "Hangover" meets "homeward bound".

    Adam Sandler has already optioned a movie.
    (replacing the wolfhound with a golden retriever.)

    They'd be better off leaving the wolfhound and replacing sandler with the golden retriever.


  • #60
    Brego888
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,330 ✭✭✭Brego888


    allibastor wrote: »
    No, happened after a house party. The room we were meant to be staying in had two single beds, so I went to one, he and your one went to the other.

    As said it would be more BS if she was good looking, which she was not.

    Yeah the part where you state that you broke his jaw is where you lost your credibility.


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  • #61
    allibastor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭allibastor


    Ush1 wrote: »
    So you broke his jaw? Was he a close friend? Did he try to hit you back at all? :(

    Not a close friend no, And i didnt mean to hit him so hard either, i was still drunk. Just remeber getting woke up by him and her in full swing and roaring at him, he roared back so i hit him in the jaw, didnt mean to hit him hard but ended up fracturing it.


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