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The most quotable person in history?

  • 29-08-2013 09:49PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭


    Nietzsche ?

    “That which does not kill us makes us stronger.”

    “Without music, life would be a mistake.”

    “In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.”

    "He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how"


    “Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,890 ✭✭✭SureYWouldntYa


    Graham Linehan and Arthur Matthews


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Churchill probably. He came out with a few good retorts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    God in the bible I'd say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Fred Flintstone.

    Yabba Dabba Doo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Radiosonde


    Toss up between Oscar Wilde and Mark Twain.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    "Not all quotes on the internet are reliably attributed."
    Thomas Jefferson.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,295 ✭✭✭✭JRant


    "I'm Rick James bïtch"

    "Cocaine, hell of a drug"

    "Well, yeah, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man"



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Homer Simpson.

    "I thought the cop was a prostitute"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Confucius:
    Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭mutley18


    Mr Bean


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  • Site Banned Posts: 257 ✭✭Driveby Dogboy


    Shakespeare had a few good ones, in his time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,299 ✭✭✭paulmclaughlin




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Shakespeare would be pretty high too.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭chopper6


    +1 for Homer Simpson.

    "Remember that time i let the escaped murderer into the house because he was dressed as Santa Claus..?"


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Father Ted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I am Ron Burgundy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Arsen Wenger or Alex Ferguson, if you go by volume as opposed to actual quality.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Tyler Durden


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭Bullchomper


    Marcel Marceau ;-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Keith wrote: »
    Homer Simpson.

    "I thought the cop was a prostitute"
    chopper6 wrote: »
    +1 for Homer Simpson.

    "Remember that time i let the escaped murderer into the house because he was dressed as Santa Claus..?"
    In all seriousness lads. Ten thousand years of the written word and the most quoted person ever is a 20 year old cartoon clownman?

    Arsebiscuits.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Radiosonde


    In all seriousness lads. Ten thousand years of the written word and the most quoted person ever is a 20 year old cartoon clownman?

    Arsebiscuits.

    Everything looks bad if you remember it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    facekicker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    SamHall wrote: »
    Confucius:
    Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

    He also say...

    He who goes to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger


    (Apologies for the bad eastern confucius chinese effort at writing accent)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,677 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    that's what she said. She says a lot of dirty stuff anyway


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    A thing of beauty is a joy forever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Meangadh


    Marilyn Monroe if some of the doses on Facebook are anything to go by.

    No offence to the woman, because by many accounts she was quite intelligent- but those who quote her generally aren't. To put it mildly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 392 ✭✭Footoo


    In all seriousness lads. Ten thousand years of the written word and the most quoted person ever is a 20 year old cartoon clownman?

    Arsebiscuits.

    In fairness, there's a Homer Simpson quote suitable for nearly every situation imaginable.

    Ditto Father Ted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭gowley


    my greatest challenge is nots what happening at the moment. My greatest challenge was knocking liverpool right off their f"@cking perch. and you can print that.


  • Posts: 13,839 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Del Boy

    He who dares wins Rodders


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  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ron. ****ing. Swanson.


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