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Single men do WHAT now...

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  • #32
    Fox_In_Socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    No joke, I once went home with a guy who had an uncovered duvet on the bare mattress.

    Needless to say, I legged it.

    Uncovered duvet? Fancy


  • #33
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    No joke, I once went home with a guy who had an uncovered duvet on the bare mattress.

    Needless to say, I legged it.

    Before or after breakfast?


  • #34
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    RachaelVO wrote: »
    Will ya stop... stomach is churning here.

    Ah nothing smells better the palm of your hand after cupping your balls.


  • #35
    Sin City
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭Sin City


    When I feel my sheets turn to velcro its time for a change


  • #36
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    No joke, I once went home with a guy who had an uncovered duvet on the bare mattress.

    Needless to say, I legged it.
    That's called minimalism.:pac:


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  • #37
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    RachaelVO wrote: »
    Now jaysus, I knew that the habits of single men were something that should be kept in their own four walls, but WTF?




    http://her.ie/story/average-single-man-changes-bed-sheets-how-many-times-a-year-418475

    Eeeeuwwwww! Maybe science should check those sheets out, could be a cure to cancer there.

    To me thy should be changed every 10day... what do ya'll reckon?

    Eeeeewwww! Should be changed every week....10 days?! Mother. Of. God.


  • #38
    CastingCouch
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭CastingCouch


    Change it 4 times a year? Fcuk that!












    Febreze ftw. ;)


  • #39
    Honey-ec
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭Honey-ec


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    Before or after breakfast?

    I don't eat breakfast.


  • #40
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    I don't eat breakfast.

    I'm curious, was there even pillows ?


  • #41
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Survey would have hardly got the name E**oflewx plastered all over the internet if had not found anything particularly shocking or noteworthy, now would it?

    Now I'm not saying that companies that run these pointless surveys deliberately fix the survey or results to get the company name plastered all over the internet and tabloid newspapers when it finds 'shocking' results... Oh... oh wait... hold on... that's exactly what I'm saying...


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  • #42
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    ok i change mine once a week I detest a smelly bed :(

    god dam what kinda man changes onnce every 4 months :(

    I wanna vomit at that.

    I cahnged mine today beacuse its the one day of the week i never seem to be that busy i do it a long with the weekly sort out...


  • #43
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    It also states that single women only change them every 2 and a half weeks and couple every fortnight. :(

    What is wrong with people?

    I thought that was doing pretty well in fairness. I couldn't even tell you when I last changed my sheets because I don't remember


  • #44
    pharmaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    I don't know how you people sleep at night, literally.


  • #45
    Honey-ec
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭Honey-ec


    KTRIC wrote: »
    I'm curious, was there even pillows ?

    Yes, and strangely enough, they had cases on them. Possibly the same ones that were on them when he moved out of home four years previously...


  • #46
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I thought that was doing pretty well in fairness. I couldn't even tell you when I last changed my sheets because I don't remember
    Mammy does it for you. :P


  • #47
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    No joke, I once went home with a guy who had an uncovered duvet on the bare mattress.

    Needless to say, I legged it.

    Maybe he didn't want you to see the stains?


  • #48
    Honey-ec
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭Honey-ec


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Maybe he didn't want you to see the stains?

    In that case he should have burned the mattress and duvet while he was at it.

    And, actually, the entire apartment, now that I think of it.


  • #49
    Fox_In_Socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    In that case he should have burned the mattress and duvet while he was at it.

    And, actually, the entire apartment, now that I think of it.

    God, he was a busy man! :eek:


  • #50
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    In that case he should have burned the mattress and duvet while he was at it.

    And, actually, the entire apartment, now that I think of it.

    What a wanker. You were right to leg it.


  • #51
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    In that case he should have burned the mattress and duvet while he was at it.

    And, actually, the entire apartment, now that I think of it.


    Im getting cans every wear, stale smoke no washing up no clean cups or class's take away box's and rubish bags the length of the hall?


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  • #52
    crockholm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    In that case he should have burned the mattress and duvet while he was at it.

    And, actually, the entire apartment, now that I think of it.

    could ye not have done it standing up or something. I feel bad for the poor aul sod and his crusty,smelly duvet:(


  • #53
    Honey-ec
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭Honey-ec


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    What a wanker.

    Touché


  • #54
    Honey-ec
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭Honey-ec


    Snowie wrote: »
    Im getting cans every wear, stale smoke no washing up no clean cups or class's take away box's and rubish bags the length of the hall?

    Do you remember the episode of Friends where Ross was dating Rebecca Romijn-Stamos?

    It was like that. Only he wasn't as hot.


  • #55
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Snowie wrote: »
    Im getting cans every wear, stale smoke no washing up no clean cups or class's take away box's and rubish bags the length of the hall?
    Is it your birthday? :D


  • #56
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    Do you remember the episode of Friends where Ross was dating Rebecca Romijn-Stamos?

    It was like that. Only he wasn't as hot.

    She liked it dirty. ;)


  • #57
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Mammy does it for you. :P

    I wish!

    No, that would actually be disturbing for both of us..

    It's been 3 weeks anyway since I last changed them I think. Could be worse!


  • #58
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Is it your birthday? :D


    No i was just imagining how the place with no bed sheet probably looked like :pac:


  • #59
    crockholm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    Honey-ec wrote: »
    Do you remember the episode of Friends where Ross was dating Rebecca Romijn-Stamos?

    It was like that. Only he wasn't as hot.

    Would you be willing to entertain the idea that the germ-friendly gentleman was merely dabbling in abstract art,apeing the success of Tracey Emim's "unmade bed".
    And whereas you may have successfully avoided catching the bubonic plague,you also missed your chance to be a world famous muse.

    Surely you must have regrets;)


  • #60
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 56,569 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    I did mine about once every three weeks when I was single. Even then they didn't smell when going in to the wash. I had only one set though, so I washed and dried them in the same day.

    Does anyone here iron their bedsheets? :pac:

    My ma actually irons hers, seems like a totally pointless activity to me.


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  • #61
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    I know plenty of lads like that. It usually all changes when they start seeing a girl though, they make an effort to change the sheets and whatnot. ;P

    I don't understand it myself, it's pretty disgusting. Besides, there's no better feeling than hopping out of the shower and into a freshly made, crisp and clean bed. Ahhhh...


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