Single men do WHAT now...

RachaelVO

Now jaysus, I knew that the habits of single men were something that should be kept in their own four walls, but WTF?

A new survey has revealed that the average single British man changes his sheets only four times, wait for it, a year.

According to Digital Spy, a poll was carried out by mattress company Ergoflex which explored the hygiene habits of 2004 participants.

Of those who changed their sheets once every 3 months, 71% were men and 55% were aged between 18-24

http://her.ie/story/average-single-man-changes-bed-sheets-how-many-times-a-year-418475

Eeeeuwwwww! Maybe science should check those sheets out, could be a cure to cancer there.

To me thy should be changed every 10day... what do ya'll reckon?

shedweller

It must be when the sheets stick to them as they get out of bed.

The Backwards Man

I change mine every week at least. You're welcome to come over and sniff them if you want OP.;)

Celly Smunt

At christmas for me, just to bringn in a fresh year and all.

Fox_In_Socks

Average British man.

Us Irish are more fragrant.. Take that whatever way you want, though.:pac:

RachaelVO

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I change mine every week at least. You're welcome to come over and sniff them if you want OP.;)

Cheers, that's quiet the offer

Lisha

Gross

At that rate it would be 'hard' to ball up sheets to fit in washing machine

Be easier buy new ones!

c_man

Doesn't sound THAT crazy to me... *cough*

shopaholic01

It also states that single women only change them every 2 and a half weeks and couple every fortnight.

What is wrong with people?

myshirt

And for another cohort of men, once a year is good.

At Christmas.

Fox_In_Socks

shopaholic01 wrote: »

It also states that single women only change them every 2 and a half weeks and couple every fortnight.

What is wrong with people?

What's the going rate?

TeddyTedson

I really thought this was going to be a thread about fapping :mad:

Gummy Panda

I'm suppose to have sheets on the bed?

RachaelVO

RachaelVO wrote: »

Now jaysus, I knew that the habits of single men were something that should be kept in their own four walls, but WTF?




http://her.ie/story/average-single-man-changes-bed-sheets-how-many-times-a-year-418475

Eeeeuwwwww! Maybe science should check those sheets out, could be a cure to cancer there.

To me thy should be changed every 10day... what do ya'll reckon?

This is why they're single men

Imagine sweating and ...other stuff.. in the same sheets for MONTHS at a time.

anncoates

**** into a football sock definitely helps you get an extra month or two out of the bedsheets.

castletownman

What about the statistics illustrating the number of men who broke their legs attempting to make the bed, let alone change the bed sheets?

It's a dangerous chore

Senna

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

Average British man.

Average Irish man still gets his mammy to change them.

spank_inferno

Me neither.

Do you people sweat / bleed / urinate / man-milk in your sleep or something?

Esoteric_

I'd feel so dirty if I didn't change them at least once a week. I usually change them every 3 days or so.

Fox_In_Socks

Senna wrote: »

Average Irish man still gets his mammy to change them.

That's right. More evolved.

/runs

phill106

You can change sheets?!?!

TeddyTedson

Oh wait this thread can be about fapping
Imagine the spunk all over the sheets. Good god, you could spawn an entire army with one 18-24 year old mans spunk on his annually changed sheets.
I think they were called geenome soldiers in MGS...

RachaelVO

Candie wrote: »

This is why they're single men

Imagine sweating and ...other stuff.. in the same sheets for MONTHS at a time.

Genuine shivers up and down my spine reading that

YUCK!

Honey-ec

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I'm suppose to have sheets on the bed?

No joke, I once went home with a guy who had an uncovered duvet on the bare mattress.

Needless to say, I legged it.

studiorat

fell down the stairs and broke his pyjamas.

Ted_YNWA

Change of season, change of sheets .


Doesn't everyone follow this adage ?

Sin City

Ah but single mens mothers change them every couple of days

Gummy Panda

RachaelVO wrote: »

Genuine shivers up and down my spine reading that

YUCK!

Not ordinary sweat... BALL SWEAT

KTRIC

I change mine once a week as well. It takes 5 minutes to change them so why not !!

I don't see what the big issue is to be honest, would you wear the same shirt for a week ?

RachaelVO

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Not ordinary sweat... BALL SWEAT

Will ya stop... stomach is churning here.

Daveysil15

4 times a year? Yeah that seems about right tbh.

Fox_In_Socks

Honey-ec wrote: »

No joke, I once went home with a guy who had an uncovered duvet on the bare mattress.

Needless to say, I legged it.

Uncovered duvet? Fancy

WilyCoyote

Honey-ec wrote: »

No joke, I once went home with a guy who had an uncovered duvet on the bare mattress.

Needless to say, I legged it.

Before or after breakfast?

Celly Smunt

RachaelVO wrote: »

Will ya stop... stomach is churning here.

Ah nothing smells better the palm of your hand after cupping your balls.

Sin City

When I feel my sheets turn to velcro its time for a change

The Backwards Man

Honey-ec wrote: »

No joke, I once went home with a guy who had an uncovered duvet on the bare mattress.

Needless to say, I legged it.

That's called minimalism.:pac:

Fr_Dougal

RachaelVO wrote: »

Now jaysus, I knew that the habits of single men were something that should be kept in their own four walls, but WTF?




http://her.ie/story/average-single-man-changes-bed-sheets-how-many-times-a-year-418475

Eeeeuwwwww! Maybe science should check those sheets out, could be a cure to cancer there.

To me thy should be changed every 10day... what do ya'll reckon?

Eeeeewwww! Should be changed every week....10 days?! Mother. Of. God.

CastingCouch

Change it 4 times a year? Fcuk that!












Febreze ftw.

Honey-ec

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Before or after breakfast?

I don't eat breakfast.

KTRIC

Honey-ec wrote: »

I don't eat breakfast.

I'm curious, was there even pillows ?

strobe

Survey would have hardly got the name E**oflewx plastered all over the internet if had not found anything particularly shocking or noteworthy, now would it?

Now I'm not saying that companies that run these pointless surveys deliberately fix the survey or results to get the company name plastered all over the internet and tabloid newspapers when it finds 'shocking' results... Oh... oh wait... hold on... that's exactly what I'm saying...

Snowie

ok i change mine once a week I detest a smelly bed

god dam what kinda man changes onnce every 4 months

I wanna vomit at that.

I cahnged mine today beacuse its the one day of the week i never seem to be that busy i do it a long with the weekly sort out...

1ZRed

shopaholic01 wrote: »

It also states that single women only change them every 2 and a half weeks and couple every fortnight.

What is wrong with people?

I thought that was doing pretty well in fairness. I couldn't even tell you when I last changed my sheets because I don't remember

pharmaton

I don't know how you people sleep at night, literally.

Honey-ec

KTRIC wrote: »

I'm curious, was there even pillows ?

Yes, and strangely enough, they had cases on them. Possibly the same ones that were on them when he moved out of home four years previously...

shopaholic01

1ZRed wrote: »

I thought that was doing pretty well in fairness. I couldn't even tell you when I last changed my sheets because I don't remember

Mammy does it for you. :P

Daveysil15

Honey-ec wrote: »

No joke, I once went home with a guy who had an uncovered duvet on the bare mattress.

Needless to say, I legged it.

Maybe he didn't want you to see the stains?

Honey-ec

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Maybe he didn't want you to see the stains?

In that case he should have burned the mattress and duvet while he was at it.

And, actually, the entire apartment, now that I think of it.

Fox_In_Socks

Honey-ec wrote: »

In that case he should have burned the mattress and duvet while he was at it.

And, actually, the entire apartment, now that I think of it.

God, he was a busy man! :eek:

Daveysil15

Honey-ec wrote: »

In that case he should have burned the mattress and duvet while he was at it.

And, actually, the entire apartment, now that I think of it.

What a wanker. You were right to leg it.

Snowie

Honey-ec wrote: »

In that case he should have burned the mattress and duvet while he was at it.

And, actually, the entire apartment, now that I think of it.

Im getting cans every wear, stale smoke no washing up no clean cups or class's take away box's and rubish bags the length of the hall?