Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

Zen65 · 25-08-2013 01:02PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

...... I'd marry some posters in this forum based on their posts alone!

That would make an interesting (and short) thread!

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Itwasntme. · 25-08-2013 01:08PM

Turn ons:

Intelligence of any kind but I find myself increasingly enamoured of men who are emotionally intelligent;
Generosity of spirit;
Confident but not arrogant;
I am most attracted to taller men but it's not a deal breaker if one is not so tall;
A sense of humour I understand - I especially like a darker sense of humour or a dry wit but not one that is a cover for meanness;
Wide shoulders;
Honesty and trustworthiness;
The ability to be silly;
Men who are not afraid to show their emotions;
Men who smell delicious;
A grabbable bum;
A pretty mouth;
Really pale skin if the man is white and really dark (almost blue) skin if the man is black;
Men who seek happiness;
And not least, a nice smile.

Turn offs:

Being unkempt;
Arrogance and meanness;
Lying;
Using alcohol as a drug or using any drugs frequently and this applies to weed as well;
A marked lack of empathy where appropriate;
Men who are not curious about stuff;
Bad teeth and foul breath.

25-08-2013 01:19PM

Oh and dimples.

*drool*

Daveysil15 · 25-08-2013 01:19PM

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Turn ons:

Intelligence of any kind but I find myself increasingly enamoured of men who are emotionally intelligent;
Generosity of spirit;
Confident but not arrogant;
I am most attracted to taller men but it's not a deal breaker if one is not so tall;
A sense of humour I understand - I especially like a darker sense of humour or a dry wit but not one that is a cover for meanness;
Wide shoulders;
Honesty and trustworthiness;
The ability to be silly;
Men who are not afraid to show their emotions;
Men who smell delicious;
A grabbable bum;
A pretty mouth;
Really pale skin if the man is white and really dark (almost blue) skin if the man is black;
Men who seek happiness;
And not least, a nice smile.

Turn offs:

Being unkempt;
Arrogance and meanness;
Lying;
Using alcohol as a drug or using any drugs frequently and this applies to weed as well;
A marked lack of empathy where appropriate;
Men who are not curious about stuff;
Bad teeth and foul breath.

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Billy86 · 25-08-2013 01:25PM

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Using alcohol as a drug or using any drugs frequently and this applies to weed as well;

Alcohol... is... a drug, by default? I'm confused.

Itwasntme. · 25-08-2013 01:40PM

Billy86 wrote: »

Alcohol... is... a drug, by default? I'm confused.

You're right. I should have left it at using drugs of any sort frequently for it to be considered an addiction or as a crutch for whatever.

Daveysil15 · 25-08-2013 02:01PM

Howard Juneau wrote: »

My opinion only. Messing's voice just annoys me sorry, not a very good actress.
Hilton? May have small boobs but prob has a fanny like an open fireplace by now.
I agree with Rosie though

Yeah I hear Ronaldo is hung like a horse.

Her porno was disappointing too. She looked like a bored kitten.

spankysue · 25-08-2013 02:02PM

Turn ons:

Intelligence, love a big sexy brain
Maturity, doesn't act the eejit in front of his mates
Hairiness, feckin' love big hairy fellas
A normal body, six packs look gross to me
Honest and trustworthy

Turn offs:

Shallowness, if personality doesn't come into what attracts them to someone, they don't come into me.
Immaturity, couldn't deal with someone who wants to go sessioning or knacker drinking in their 30's
Metrosexuals, nice to look after yourself but if you take longer than me to get ready, you're gone.
No sense of humour, if you consider Kirstys Home Videos or You've Been Framed to be comedy, get out.

Billy86 · 25-08-2013 02:03PM

Itwasntme. wrote: »

You're right. I should have left it at using drugs of any sort frequently for it to be considered an addiction or as a crutch for whatever.

Ah right, so just in terms of binge drinking then I take it?

liquoriceall · 25-08-2013 02:05PM

Turn offs
Being the opposite sex!!

Femme_Fatale · 25-08-2013 02:05PM

Being deluded, e.g. "Women who don't wear make-up look better."

CastingCouch · 25-08-2013 02:06PM

Waiting patiently for a woman to post.

Turn ons: Fat and ugly

..so I can pm them.

Shenshen · 25-08-2013 02:10PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh and dimples.

*drool*

On every cheek. *nods*

CastingCouch · 25-08-2013 02:18PM

Shenshen wrote: »

On every cheek. *nods*

All 4?

arybvtcw0eolkf · 25-08-2013 02:22PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Turn ons:
Red hair
Funny
Red hair
Bit rough around the edges
Red hair
Looks hot in snickers

Now if you hadn't banned me for three days last week

Turn on's for me in a lady;

Funny (this is a must)
Social butterfly
Athletic
Intelligent
tattoo's
Rock/biker chic

Turn off;

A slob
A drug user
Hairy arse.

smcgiff · 25-08-2013 02:26PM

Turn on:
Nice eyes
Long slim legs
Long Hair
Can hold a decent conversation
Realises I'm god's gift helps :pac:

Turn off:
Smoker
Likely to utter 'Ah hey're, leave it bleedin out'
Man U supporter
Tiny boobs

cena · 25-08-2013 02:35PM

An none smoker is a must. One that won't empty my pockets every time I get money.

smurgen · 25-08-2013 02:39PM

Nice shaped boobs and bigger if possible

smcgiff · 25-08-2013 02:41PM

cena wrote: »

One that won't empty my pockets every time I get money.

But the change will just rattle around the washing machine otherwise

KTRIC · 25-08-2013 02:41PM

Shaved head or short hair
Loads of nice tattoos
Some tasteful piercings
A fondness for leather
Likes rock and metal

Unfortunately haven't met many women like this in Ireland

Duck's hoop · 25-08-2013 02:44PM

Been around long enough to know that in reality, on the physical side of things, there's no definite turn off bar the obvious (to me) hirsute, very unfit, very overweight, hygiene etc.

Great women come in all shapes and sizes with big/small boobs, long/short legs, brunette/blonde/red etc. I've no preference if it all looks good and in proportion.

But if she's not cracking jokes and has **** friends, sits in watching soaps and drinking wine, would rather go to Brown Thomas than the Wicklow mountains, is not interested in learning new stuff and always talks about herself? Then doesn't matter what she looks like, not interested.

smcgiff · 25-08-2013 02:45PM

smurgen wrote: »

Nice shaped boobs and bigger if possible

You were subconsciously thinking about your current girlfriend when you wrote that.:P

cena · 25-08-2013 02:56PM

smcgiff wrote: »

But the change will just rattle around the washing machine otherwise

I don't keep change in my pocket

Galwayguy35 · 25-08-2013 02:57PM

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Being deluded, e.g. "Women who don't wear make-up look better."

+ 1

I think women look great with make up

Ihatecuddles-old · 25-08-2013 02:58PM

Saul Grumpy Twig wrote: »

Now if you hadn't banned me for three days last week

Turn on's for me in a lady;

Funny (this is a must)
Social butterfly
Athletic
Intelligent
tattoo's
Rock/biker chic

Turn off;

A slob
A drug user
Hairy arse.

I think you're safe with the hairy arse! only men have hairy bums!

cena · 25-08-2013 02:58PM

smcgiff wrote: »

But the change will just rattle around the washing machine otherwise

I don't keep change in my pockets

shopaholic01 · 25-08-2013 02:59PM

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Being deluded, e.g. "Women who don't wear make-up look better."

I'm glad you edited that, I was confused without the 'don't'. Properly applied make-up makes every woman look better imo.

Flunch · 25-08-2013 03:02PM

Turn on's:
- A man in snickers trousers
- Smells good

Turn off's:
- Poor hygiene
- Uses 'txt' language

- Socks with sandals (puke)

princess-lala · 25-08-2013 03:08PM

KTRIC wrote: »

Shaved head or short hair
Loads of nice tattoos
Some tasteful piercings
A fondness for leather
Likes rock and metal

Unfortunately haven't met many women like this in Ireland

Im All bar the last one

mondeo · 25-08-2013 03:16PM

Turn one:
Big boobies

Turn off:
Small boobies

Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

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