Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

Howard Juneau · 25-08-2013 11:04AM

justforlaugh wrote: »

tell me why

My opinion only. Messing's voice just annoys me sorry, not a very good actress.
Hilton? May have small boobs but prob has a fanny like an open fireplace by now.
I agree with Rosie though

justforlaugh · 25-08-2013 11:05AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Paris is a bit trampy and debra has a body like an ironing board matched with a really stern looking face and they both have huge man feet.

:rolleyes:

Ihatecuddles-old · 25-08-2013 11:07AM

justforlaugh wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Don't ask if you don't want an answer.

SilverScreen · 25-08-2013 11:07AM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I thought you were talking about a man until I read the mid-drift part. You like a woman with nice shoulders? :eek: What a freak. :pac:

Haha, yeah I have a bit of a shoulders fetish

Captain Chaos · 25-08-2013 11:08AM

Turn offs:
smokes
too skinny
stuck up

Turn ons:
Quirky dark sense of humor
can laugh at herself
easy going
nice legs

justforlaugh · 25-08-2013 11:09AM

Howard Juneau wrote: »

My opinion only. Messing's voice just annoys me sorry, not a very good actress.
Hilton? May have small boobs but prob has a fanny like an open fireplace by now.
I agree with Rosie though

i not on about voice or personality, i just defending women with small boobs,

the women i mention got small boobs and sexy body imo,

justforlaugh · 25-08-2013 11:10AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Don't ask if you don't want an answer.

i wasnt asking you:P

Howard Juneau · 25-08-2013 11:13AM

justforlaugh wrote: »

i not on about voice or personality, i just defending women with small boobs,

the women i mention got small boobs and sexy body imo,

Small boobs is correct, at least Rosie is pretty, the others, no, can't think too many people would put either of them on top of their fap list

MJ23 · 25-08-2013 11:13AM

Can make a good fry.
Can carry in a few bags of coal out of the back of the van.

Howard Juneau · 25-08-2013 11:14AM

MJ23 wrote: »

Can make a good fry.
Can carry in a few bags of coal out of the back of the van.

Stay away from my wife!

DEFTLEFTHAND · 25-08-2013 11:17AM

justforlaugh wrote: »

paris hilton
rosie huntington
debra messing

small boobs and sexy

Speaking of Paris even though her Grandfather wrote her off and disowned her, her Dad is apparently a soft touch and he's the one who'll inherit the empire to pass on to his useless children.

The Hilton's were big at one point in the States, they took over the mantle of Power Family from the Rockefellers.

It's interesting to note also that JD Rockefeller grandkids fcuked up his empire. They all would have been better off if they gave the lot to charity.

justforlaugh · 25-08-2013 11:18AM

Howard Juneau wrote: »

Small boobs is correct, at least Rosie is pretty, the others, no, can't think too many people would put either of them on top of their fap list

would Miranda Kerr be in your fap list

Wibbs · 25-08-2013 11:23AM

Turn ons
Intelligence
Kindness
objectivity
Thin women
Quirky
Smaller boobage
small waist
long legs

Turn offs
Self centered, subjective, selfish
huge boobage(ages soooo badly)
Overly "girly" and giggly
Stupidity
Fashion/bodyweight/diet obsessed
Preciousness.

Howard Juneau · 25-08-2013 11:24AM

justforlaugh wrote: »

would Miranda Kerr be in your fap list

Haven't a clue who that is, let me Google

Edit. Sorry, I've never heard of her at all, even after googling her, is that bad (ps, googling is not a euphemism for fapping)

princess-lala · 25-08-2013 11:24AM

Wibbs wrote: »

Turn ons
Intelligence
Kindness
objectivity
Thin women
Quirky
Smaller boobage
small waist
long legs.

Damn my legs!! Was in there before that!!!

Kovu · 25-08-2013 11:43AM

Wibbs wrote: »

Preciousness.

http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o587/rachdanon/precious_zps7f67d850.jpeg

Suppose I'd better add mine.

Turn ons-
Manly but not over manly, i.e., a rugby flanker
Kind to animals as this is usually a good perception of how he treats people.
Tattoos are a plus, as are piercings.
Must be able to fix my laptop.
Stubble is a plus, or a beard.
An accent.
Winking. It makes me weak at the knees.
A good sense of humour as I can be daft as a brush when in a silly mood.
Avid reader (bonus points if he reads David Eddings)

Turn offs-
Shorter than me (I'm 5'7'')
Shyness
Hates animals
Snobbiness towards anyone
Being clingy
Flirts to other girls in front of me
Bad teeth.
Spends money unwisely.

smurgen · 25-08-2013 11:47AM

A woman who says what she wants and is independent without being bossy.expresses what she wants without being a bitch about it.that's a massive turn on for me in the long term.the opposite is the biggest turn off.someone who goes along with things even if they don't like it and bitches afterwards then,those women can take a running jump!oh and clingy women.
Aesthetically snaggle teeth and bingo wings are turn offs.nice smile and eyes are turn ons.

Shenshen · 25-08-2013 11:47AM

Forgot to add to my list of turn-offs :

Skinny blokes, or inflated body builders.
The first tends to leave bruises in awkward places due to bones sticking out (and not in a good way), the second just doesn't do it for me looks wise.

Ideally, a nice slightly chubby fellow with nice medium or long hair, a nice smile and dare I say it a reasonably sized c*ck (should be larger than my middle finger, but shouldn't reach p*rn star proportions either)

markomuscle · 25-08-2013 11:53AM

Blue hair, if you have blue hair i will lick your face and your hair.

http://wallpaperswa.com/thumbnails/detail/20120802/women%20russia%20blue%20hair%20gothic%20dress%201425x2048%20wallpaper_wallpaperswa.com_54.jpg

http://images.wookmark.com/105786_women-blue-hair-1200x798-wallpaper_wallpaperswa.com_12.jpg

This rule will also apply to women with pink/purple/green hair.

Howard Juneau · 25-08-2013 11:57AM

^^^ there's a pussy joke in there somewhere

KwackerJack · 25-08-2013 12:12PM

Turn off :

layers of make-up deeper than the earths crust
Smoking
Cheap tracksuits ( I like the expensive fitted ones)
Ear ring like hula hoops
Stupid silly laughs
Pink Toyota starlets
Chewing gum like a horse high on crack
I love myself type even though you look like a skank
Cant walk in high heels
Trout pout
Over 23, any younger and all they want is cheap vodka and a fella with 94 Honda civic.
Being a size 8 but says she fat after eating a big mac

Turn on :

A Job
Being able to drive
Use a toaster
Plays xbox
Likes motorbikes

Blonde or red head
Slim but not to slim
Medium boobs nothing to big
Long legs
Intelligent but that cute innocent act
Cute round ass
Biting her lip (Christ)

Legs.Eleven · 25-08-2013 12:17PM

Bulbous, bulging eyes at the side of his head. *Fans herself with her hand*.

cantdecide · 25-08-2013 12:33PM

Turn ons:
Intelligence
Sweetness and kindness
Attractiveness*
Empathy
Intelligence (worth repeating)

Turn offs:
Precious
Hostile
Prejudice
Big ego
Common
Substance issues

*I don't have a type- to me, a nice looking lady can come in any size, shape, colour etc as long as she knows how to make the most of what she's got. Attraction is more often all about what's in the eyes, to me.

Ihatecuddles-old · 25-08-2013 12:44PM

KwackerJack wrote: »

Turn off :

layers of make-up deeper than the earths crust
Smoking
Cheap tracksuits ( I like the expensive fitted ones)
Ear ring like hula hoops
Stupid silly laughs
Pink Toyota starlets
Chewing gum like a horse high on crack
I love myself type even though you look like a skank
Cant walk in high heels
Trout pout
Over 23, any younger and all they want is cheap vodka and a fella with 94 Honda civic.
Being a size 8 but says she fat after eating a big mac

Turn on :

A Job
Being able to drive
Use a toaster
Plays xbox
Likes motorbikes

Blonde or red head
Slim but not to slim
Medium boobs nothing to big
Long legs
Intelligent but that cute innocent act
Cute round ass
Biting her lip (Christ)

I have two tiny scars on the inside of my bottom lip from biting it so much

stateofflux · 25-08-2013 12:48PM

Festy wrote: »

Turn ons

Big natural boobs

Turn offs

Small boobs

exactly, straight to the point(s) - no messing around here

Gummy Panda · 25-08-2013 12:51PM

All this turn on/offs. We all know you'd all take what you could get.

STOP TURNING AH INTO A HOUSE OF LIES :mad:

mfceiling · 25-08-2013 12:52PM

Blind, deaf, dumb mute nymphomaniac who owns an off licence...

belacqua_ · 25-08-2013 12:52PM

Shenshen wrote: »

... dare I say it a reasonably sized c*ck (should be larger than my middle finger...)

In other words, your diddling finger. Diddling finger, plus palm of the hand is the golden ratio ... Apparently.

Some days turn ons will be:
Short
Thin
Small to middling boobs
Dark hair
Dark eyes
Giddiness
Bossy-boots
Or alternatively, painfully shy
Smarty-pants

Other days:
Girls that remind me of Olive Oyl

Warm, sunny, summer days:
Anything in a skirt

Turn offs:
Poor self esteem. Though sometimes that's a turn on too, ha. Girls who weigh more than me.

GalwayGuy2 · 25-08-2013 12:58PM

Blue hair, if you have blue hair i will lick your face and your hair.

http://wallpaperswa.com/thumbnails/d...swa.com_54.jpg

http://images.wookmark.com/105786_wo...swa.com_12.jpg

This rule will also apply to women with pink/purple/green hair.

+1

I love women who have strange colored hair :P

Mysteriouschic · 25-08-2013 01:00PM

Turn On's
- Interesting
- Similar personality or just understand each other really
- Funny
- Caring
- Easygoing
- Friendly
- Honest/Trustworthy

Turn Off's
- Controlling
- Mind games
- Clingy
- A "lad"
- Charmers
- Overprotective

Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

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