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If you HAD to, which of the seven dwarfs would you sleep with?

  • 21-08-2013 08:47PM
    #1
    chuckyarelaw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭


    As the title says!

    I'd go for Sleepy.


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  • #2
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Horny.

    Oh no wait, I assume this isn't from the porn version of Snow White?


  • #3
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    The one with the pot of jam and a torch :cool:


  • #4
    KeithM89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    chuckyarelaw wrote: »
    I'd go for Sleepy.

    Lovely. If you were the 8th dwarf your name would be Rapey.


  • #5
    Pretzill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,843 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    Is that you Dopey?


  • #6
    LC 2015
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭LC 2015


    7 Dwarfs!!!....that's the answer to the Spin 1038 Big Competition question!


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  • #7
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    The one with the flattest head and no teeth.

    You need somewhere to place your pint !!!!


  • #8
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Happy so we'd have a laugh, or grumpy so we have some angry sex!


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Doc.

    He'd give me a nice big prick.


  • #10
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Sleep with:confused:

    Not a wink ye amateur.

    I'd be up all night riding ffs. They're famous. And there's SEVEN of them. ...... Helloooooo????


  • #11
    RachaelVO
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    Which ever one dug up the most diamonds that day...

    HIIIII HOOOOOOOOOOO


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  • #12
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    What about Sleeping Beauty ? I can think of a couple of ways to wake her :pac:


  • #13
    chuckyarelaw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭chuckyarelaw


    KTRIC wrote: »
    What about Sleeping Beauty ? I can think of a couple of ways to wake her :pac:

    Is she a dwarf. I think not.

    Do you not like dwarfs?


  • #14
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Any of them except sneezy. Imagine his runny, snotty nose!


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Did you know that six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy?


  • #16
    Seraphim1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Seraphim1


    Cutey
    Then taxi


  • #17
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Did you know that six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy?

    Get. Out.


  • #18
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    KTRIC wrote: »
    What about Sleeping Beauty ? I can think of a couple of ways to wake her :pac:

    Wasnt it Snow White?


  • #19
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    chuckyarelaw wrote: »
    Is she a dwarf. I think not.

    Do you not like dwarfs?

    She's not but to be honest I don't mind. I'd be doing her a service, I can't imagine she gets much action lying in the forest asleep.


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Chucken wrote: »
    Get. Out.

    thread closed


  • #21
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    F*ck it, I'd bang them all.


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  • #22
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Deleted User wrote: »
    thread closed


    Sshhhhh. :p


  • #23
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Did you know that six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy?

    No wonder with this gruesome lot lined up to ride them.


  • #24
    RachaelVO
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    Deleted User wrote: »
    thread closed

    HA HA, that told you Chuken...

    It's her ball and she's going home :D


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    my password on my computer is snow white and the seven dwarfs

    It had to have 8 characters


  • #26
    RachaelVO
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    Deleted User wrote: »
    my password on my computer is snow white and the seven dwarfs

    It had to have 8 characters

    Chucken was right...


  • #27
    chuckyarelaw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭chuckyarelaw


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    my password on my computer is snow white and the seven dwarfs

    It had to have 8 characters

    That's awful.

    Don't worry about your coat, I'm keeping it.


  • #28
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    If, I was in to gay midgets that kept a poor woman locked away from the world who all lived and slept in the same room,

    then I'd go for the red nosed one, Randalph or Rudolf or Gaddafi or something,

    you know, the main one...the one that's good at chess. :cool:


  • #29
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    I'd give happy a shot!


  • #30
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Wasnt it Snow White?


    She certainly was after the seven dwarfs all came home and said "Hi ho"...


    See myself out :o


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  • #31
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Nothing wrong with dwarf sex,

    shur it's only a small fetish.


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