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If you HAD to, which of the seven dwarfs would you sleep with?

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    #62
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    JPA wrote: »
    She was poisoned though. I think.

    Conspiracy Theories>>>>>>>>




    :D


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    #63
    [Deleted User]
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    JPA wrote: »
    She was poisoned though. I think.

    Yeh but not to death, only to sleep. Was an apple so it was.
    princess-lala wrote: »
    Was it Snow Whites step mother that had the mirror mirror on the wall :confused:

    yeh, but she wasn't the fairest of them all and that made her mad.


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    #64
    princess-lala
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    And she drugged Snowie yeh?

    Where was her da in all this??

    What are the ugly sisters from?


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    #65
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    princess-lala wrote: »

    Where was her da in all this??

    Didn't he drop her off in the woods and she ate a house made of sweeties?


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    #66
    [Deleted User]
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    You're all in the wrong fairy tales. This thread is going nowhere.


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    #67
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Ah lads I had a sheltered childhood!!

    Ugly sisters......was that Cinderella?


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    #68
    Chareth Cutestory
    Registered Users Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Chareth Cutestory


    MadsL wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2kgRmECMhs


    Funny, that's exactly how I pictured him an' all, except shorter.


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    #69
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    princess-lala wrote: »
    Ah lads I had a sheltered childhood!!

    Ugly sisters......was that Cinderella?

    No that was Kim Kardashian :).


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    #70
    [Deleted User]
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    I'd go with Bashful. My hope is that he's too bashful to have sex with me.


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    #71
    Pumpkinseeds
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    Probably Doc, not sure why:D


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    #72
    [Deleted User]
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'd go with Bashful. My hope is that he's too bashful to have sex with me.

    A little head perhaps?


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    #73
    Pretzill
    Registered Users Posts: 4,684 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    princess-lala wrote: »
    Ah lads I had a sheltered childhood!!

    Ugly sisters......was that Cinderella?

    No Cinderella was the good looking one


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    #74
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Deleted User wrote: »
    This thread is going nowhere.

    Hansel and Gretel?


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    #75
    [Deleted User]
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    A little head perhaps?

    Well. He is a dwarf. Would be odd if he had a normal sized head, wouldn't it?


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    #76
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Deleted User wrote: »
    You're all in the wrong fairy tales. This thread is going nowhere.

    Aw, it is going somewhere :(

    Somewhere far far away in the land of Tír na nÓg.


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    #77
    [Deleted User]
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Well. He is a dwarf. Would be odd if he had a normal sized head, wouldn't it?

    Oh good, I see you got my joke. :P


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    #78
    SimonLynch
    Registered Users Posts: 424 ✭✭SimonLynch


    princess-lala wrote: »
    Ah lads I had a sheltered childhood!!

    Ugly sisters......was that Cinderella?

    Just imagining Boards 2113, will they be talking about the Scissors Sisters?


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    #79
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    SimonLynch wrote: »
    Just imagining Boards 2113, will they be talking about the Scissors Sisters?

    I don't feel like dancing?


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    #80
    [Deleted User]
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Oh good, I see you got my joke. :P

    Great minds think alike :)

    If he had a normal sized head, would he not topple over a lot?


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    #81
    SimonLynch
    Registered Users Posts: 424 ✭✭SimonLynch


    Chucken wrote: »
    I don't feel like dancing?

    It'd be hard work with little people, all that bending.


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    #82
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    SimonLynch wrote: »
    It'd be hard work with little people, all that bending.

    Arent we all the same size from the waist up? Or were the dwarves lying to me??


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    #83
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    SimonLynch wrote: »
    It'd be hard work with little people, all that bending.

    Not really, I'm only 5 feet tall myself :pac:


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    #84
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    Chucken wrote: »
    I don't feel like dancing?

    We can dance if we want to
    We can leave your friends behind
    Cause your friends don't dance
    And if they don't dance
    Well they're no friends of mine.


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    #85
    SimonLynch
    Registered Users Posts: 424 ✭✭SimonLynch


    Deleted User wrote: »
    We can dance if we want to
    We can leave your friends behind
    Cause your friends don't dance
    And if they don't dance
    Well they're no friends of mine.

    Damn you, I have to go up the mountains now, collect some medicinal fungii and watch that video on youtube to relive my wasted youth.


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    #86
    MadsL
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    SimonLynch wrote: »
    It'd be hard work with little people, all that bending.

    Can we cut the PC crap.


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    #87
    cassid
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    We can dance if we want to
    We can leave your friends behind
    Cause your friends don't dance
    And if they don't dance
    Well they're no friends of mine.

    That was my first song I ever bought, I used to think the singer was the business!

    There is US programme called Once upon a time, this little town contains all the fairytale characters you could think off, Robert carlyle plays a brillant rumpelstiltskin, but the dwarfs are there as well but full size, they are still not the best looking crew to be honest, I would probably go for Happy:)


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    #88
    SimonLynch
    Registered Users Posts: 424 ✭✭SimonLynch


    MadsL wrote: »
    Can we cut the PC crap.

    I was thinking of using PORG but that got one lad into all kinds of sh1te in a Tom Sharpe book. Will stick with dwarves in future, sorry.


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    #89
    Mariasofia
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    Did ye ever wonder why happy is so happy though? F**k that in hindsight Im going for grumpy.......hes probably nearing the end of the no fap challenge.


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    #90
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    SimonLynch wrote: »
    Damn you, I have to go up the mountains now, collect some medicinal fungii and watch that video on youtube to relive my wasted youth.

    There was a Midget in the video wasn't there? Just keeping with the dwarf theme

    21/25



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    #91
    Wacker The Attacker
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    I bang fanny the dwarf


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