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2011: UK motorist told to surrender "offensive" number plate.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,740 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    I would have told the DVLA to fcuk off

    +1

    what ridiculousness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    DVLA would charge you for telling them to **** off


    By the way it is option 3 then 4 then 5 on the phone menu.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,734 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    Tell them to fcuk off is right.

    I'd make them buy it back - say.............£ 10k ??

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,360 ✭✭✭YouTookMyName


    He's a bollox for driving an overfinch anyway.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 767 ✭✭✭Victor Meldrew


    Saw an Audi A5 coupe with "HUSTLER" as his reg. How embarrasing is that.

    I think personalized number plates should be encouraged here and in the UK, They say so much about the drivers of the car, thus save you loads of time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭Gophur


    weeder wrote: »
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    Someone needs to brush up on his Photoshopping skills!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    galwaytt wrote: »
    Tell them to fcuk off is right.

    I'd make them buy it back - say.............£ 10k ??
    i will sell you mine.....K155 BLL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,978 ✭✭✭✭dgt


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    Gophur wrote: »
    Someone needs to brush up on his Photoshopping skills!

    250px-Looks_shopped.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Saw an Audi A5 coupe with "HUSTLER" as his reg. How embarrasing is that.

    I think personalized number plates should be encouraged here and in the UK, They say so much about the drivers of the car, thus save you loads of time.

    DVLA make something like 87million a year from personalised plates. Too right it should be brought in here to let some hustlers and bo11lux's buy us back out of this debt hole we are in


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭si_guru


    DVLA make something like 87million a year from personalised plates. Too right it should be brought in here to let some hustlers and bo11lux's buy us back out of this debt hole we are in

    Of course all the plates have to follow the rules.. Hustler will be HU57LER no doubt.. And you never "own" the plate, the DVLA have the right to withdraw it any time if you missuse it.

    In March 2007 the DVLA did not issue the usual Edinburgh prefix of SN to avoid offending people.

    In Sweden (IIRC) you can have any 7 digit plate... but hardly anybody bothers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭si_guru


    OSI wrote: »
    As long as it has numbers and letters there are no real restrictions on the registration.

    This is my personal favourite.

    A5TON.jpg

    It still follows the older 1983-2001 rules... but that is a true DVLA "select" plate as the number is under 20.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,740 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Dublin Bus spend a fortune matching every bus's reg to it's fleet number.
    Though I believe this has stopped in the last year or two.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Dublin Bus spend a fortune matching every bus's reg to it's fleet number.
    Though I believe this has stopped in the last year or two.


    Could they not have got the Reg number first then make that the fleet number, using the VIM number to start off the data base


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,740 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Could they not have got the Reg number first then make that the fleet number, using the VIM number to start off the data base

    you'd think, or not match at all.

    but classes are numbered sequentially as it makes the most sense so regs were matched to that.

    some are direct matches 99-D-198 being RV-198 (say) but others are not 08-D-30090 is EV 90

    As I said I'm almost positive they've dropped it due to some report in the paper about it a couple of years ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60,764 ✭✭✭✭unkel


    dgt wrote: »
    PEN15.jpg

    That's what it's on now! I hadn't seen it in a few years. Thanks for sharing :)

    I remember it being on a Ferrari red Merc convertible driven by a good looking blonde in her early 40s :D

    "Make no mistake. The days of the internal combustion engine are definitely numbered" - Quentin Willson, 1997



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭pburns


    Maybe if someone could demonstrate some degree of self-deprecation or Wildean wit in a personalised plate I'd relent but I HATE any mucking about with plates. When I was a car-mad youngster i loved the idea of vanity plates as advertised in British mags and in AmericanTV shows. Then I grew up. That's why I consider them juvenile and tacky.

    Even in Ireland. I like 911s and if the numbers came up a 964 or 993 would be near top of the list. But every second 911 in Ireland seems to be some Ross O'Carroll Kelly type ** D 911/**911:mad:.

    And don't get me started on German font plates! They started off being not so much tacky (more anal). Then I saw one on a Hyundai SUV thing.

    As someone else alluded to though, they really are useful as you can spot a wanker from 100 yards off...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 767 ✭✭✭Victor Meldrew


    pburns wrote: »
    As someone else alluded to though, they really are useful as you can spot a wanker from 100 yards off...

    Germanic / Cursive (twirly) plates = Chav
    Personalised plate eg XX D [Reference to car make] = Plonker with size issues, wife probably has something on the side..

    Saves you time looking at the driver...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,565 ✭✭✭ofcork


    The guy who owns kahn car tuning in the uk paid 500,000 for a plate i believe.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73 ✭✭laois hibby


    si_guru wrote: »

    In March 2007 the DVLA did not issue the usual Edinburgh prefix of SN to avoid offending people.

    Dundee actually.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,328 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Auto Express used to have P45SAT on their passat long-termers,

    Mitsubishi use the letters 'GG' in their Colt press cars in the UK which I think is quite clever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭✭coolbeans


    What kind of a bollox would have "bollox" on their car? I find it hard to empathise with the bollox. Take it away from the bollox I say. He's only a bollox and we shouldn't encourage him. The bollox!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭si_guru


    coolbeans wrote: »
    What kind of a bollox would have "bollox" on their car? I find it hard to empathise with the bollox. Take it away from the bollox I say. He's only a bollox and we shouldn't encourage him. The bollox!

    I think he is model for Hair dye..?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭dnme


    As much as I lament the big brother state that the UK is becoming, IMO, people with custom number plates are attention seeking fcukwits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Japan have the right system tbh, numberplate is linked to a person - when you change cars, you take the plate off and put it onto the new car.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭Flesh Gorden


    I've seen a few Subaru's over here with clever reg plates, either 571 shaped like STi or 555 which is the one I'd like

    and a Boxster with 986 as it's reg, only a few people would get the meaning

    Plus the odd Saab with 93 as it's reg


    Closest thing you can get to an offensive plate in Ireland is xx-D-80085
    or for anyone north of the border a Belfast reg car that starts with 'LEZ'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 124 ✭✭Racman


    Saw an Audi A5 coupe with "HUSTLER" as his reg. How embarrasing is that.

    That was from 29/06/2011. Co-incidentally, I saw this very car driving along the canal at Rathmines earlier this week. HU57LER. Googled it and found this posting! Must be some Paddy home on holliers again. Tell us what you work at Paddy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭mb1725


    dplate.php?word=P4DDY

    :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,585 ✭✭✭ba_barabus


    Spotted a new Polo 1.2TDI which included "Poo" on the reg earlier today


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