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2011: UK motorist told to surrender "offensive" number plate.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    I would have told the DVLA to fcuk off

    +1

    what ridiculousness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    DVLA would charge you for telling them to **** off


    By the way it is option 3 then 4 then 5 on the phone menu.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    Tell them to fcuk off is right.

    I'd make them buy it back - say.............£ 10k ??

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,361 ✭✭✭YouTookMyName


    He's a bollox for driving an overfinch anyway.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭Victor Meldrew


    Saw an Audi A5 coupe with "HUSTLER" as his reg. How embarrasing is that.

    I think personalized number plates should be encouraged here and in the UK, They say so much about the drivers of the car, thus save you loads of time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭Gophur


    weeder wrote: »
    205136_10150157539026988_700136987_6605367_7393874_n.jpg

    Someone needs to brush up on his Photoshopping skills!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    galwaytt wrote: »
    Tell them to fcuk off is right.

    I'd make them buy it back - say.............£ 10k ??
    i will sell you mine.....K155 BLL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    PEN15.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    Gophur wrote: »
    Someone needs to brush up on his Photoshopping skills!

    250px-Looks_shopped.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Saw an Audi A5 coupe with "HUSTLER" as his reg. How embarrasing is that.

    I think personalized number plates should be encouraged here and in the UK, They say so much about the drivers of the car, thus save you loads of time.

    DVLA make something like 87million a year from personalised plates. Too right it should be brought in here to let some hustlers and bo11lux's buy us back out of this debt hole we are in


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭si_guru


    DVLA make something like 87million a year from personalised plates. Too right it should be brought in here to let some hustlers and bo11lux's buy us back out of this debt hole we are in

    Of course all the plates have to follow the rules.. Hustler will be HU57LER no doubt.. And you never "own" the plate, the DVLA have the right to withdraw it any time if you missuse it.

    In March 2007 the DVLA did not issue the usual Edinburgh prefix of SN to avoid offending people.

    In Sweden (IIRC) you can have any 7 digit plate... but hardly anybody bothers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭si_guru


    OSI wrote: »
    As long as it has numbers and letters there are no real restrictions on the registration.

    This is my personal favourite.

    A5TON.jpg

    It still follows the older 1983-2001 rules... but that is a true DVLA "select" plate as the number is under 20.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Dublin Bus spend a fortune matching every bus's reg to it's fleet number.
    Though I believe this has stopped in the last year or two.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Dublin Bus spend a fortune matching every bus's reg to it's fleet number.
    Though I believe this has stopped in the last year or two.


    Could they not have got the Reg number first then make that the fleet number, using the VIM number to start off the data base


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Could they not have got the Reg number first then make that the fleet number, using the VIM number to start off the data base

    you'd think, or not match at all.

    but classes are numbered sequentially as it makes the most sense so regs were matched to that.

    some are direct matches 99-D-198 being RV-198 (say) but others are not 08-D-30090 is EV 90

    As I said I'm almost positive they've dropped it due to some report in the paper about it a couple of years ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66,122 ✭✭✭✭unkel
    Chauffe, Marcel, chauffe!


    dgt wrote: »
    PEN15.jpg

    That's what it's on now! I hadn't seen it in a few years. Thanks for sharing :)

    I remember it being on a Ferrari red Merc convertible driven by a good looking blonde in her early 40s :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,423 ✭✭✭pburns


    Maybe if someone could demonstrate some degree of self-deprecation or Wildean wit in a personalised plate I'd relent but I HATE any mucking about with plates. When I was a car-mad youngster i loved the idea of vanity plates as advertised in British mags and in AmericanTV shows. Then I grew up. That's why I consider them juvenile and tacky.

    Even in Ireland. I like 911s and if the numbers came up a 964 or 993 would be near top of the list. But every second 911 in Ireland seems to be some Ross O'Carroll Kelly type ** D 911/**911:mad:.

    And don't get me started on German font plates! They started off being not so much tacky (more anal). Then I saw one on a Hyundai SUV thing.

    As someone else alluded to though, they really are useful as you can spot a wanker from 100 yards off...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭Victor Meldrew


    pburns wrote: »
    As someone else alluded to though, they really are useful as you can spot a wanker from 100 yards off...

    Germanic / Cursive (twirly) plates = Chav
    Personalised plate eg XX D [Reference to car make] = Plonker with size issues, wife probably has something on the side..

    Saves you time looking at the driver...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,442 ✭✭✭ofcork


    The guy who owns kahn car tuning in the uk paid 500,000 for a plate i believe.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73 ✭✭laois hibby


    si_guru wrote: »

    In March 2007 the DVLA did not issue the usual Edinburgh prefix of SN to avoid offending people.

    Dundee actually.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,520 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Auto Express used to have P45SAT on their passat long-termers,

    Mitsubishi use the letters 'GG' in their Colt press cars in the UK which I think is quite clever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭coolbeans


    What kind of a bollox would have "bollox" on their car? I find it hard to empathise with the bollox. Take it away from the bollox I say. He's only a bollox and we shouldn't encourage him. The bollox!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭si_guru


    coolbeans wrote: »
    What kind of a bollox would have "bollox" on their car? I find it hard to empathise with the bollox. Take it away from the bollox I say. He's only a bollox and we shouldn't encourage him. The bollox!

    I think he is model for Hair dye..?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,429 ✭✭✭dnme


    As much as I lament the big brother state that the UK is becoming, IMO, people with custom number plates are attention seeking fcukwits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Japan have the right system tbh, numberplate is linked to a person - when you change cars, you take the plate off and put it onto the new car.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭Flesh Gorden


    I've seen a few Subaru's over here with clever reg plates, either 571 shaped like STi or 555 which is the one I'd like

    and a Boxster with 986 as it's reg, only a few people would get the meaning

    Plus the odd Saab with 93 as it's reg


    Closest thing you can get to an offensive plate in Ireland is xx-D-80085
    or for anyone north of the border a Belfast reg car that starts with 'LEZ'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 124 ✭✭Racman


    Saw an Audi A5 coupe with "HUSTLER" as his reg. How embarrasing is that.

    That was from 29/06/2011. Co-incidentally, I saw this very car driving along the canal at Rathmines earlier this week. HU57LER. Googled it and found this posting! Must be some Paddy home on holliers again. Tell us what you work at Paddy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭mb1725


    dplate.php?word=P4DDY

    :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,617 ✭✭✭ba_barabus


    Spotted a new Polo 1.2TDI which included "Poo" on the reg earlier today


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    dnme wrote: »
    people with custom number plates are attention seeking fcukwits. 4UCKW175
    *Ahem*

    Surely?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,035 ✭✭✭goz83


    Whats wrong with personalised plates? Surely it beats 132-D-xxxx


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    goz83 wrote: »
    Whats wrong with personalised plates? Surely it beats 132-D-xxxx
    Nothing wrong with the plates, per se. They still function objectively as plates. The personalization imbues them with a 'subjective' quality though in terms of how they are perceived and experienced by the observer. And lets face it, the plates are there for the benefit of the observer, not the driver. The driver can't ever see them as the 'driver'. Only as the 'owner', and in these terms it is certainly the case that the plates function as part of the owner's sense of self, and of self identification.

    Or, to put it more concisely, they look CR4P, and make the owners look like W4NKR5.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,035 ✭✭✭goz83


    endacl wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with the plates, per se. They still function objectively as plates. The personalization imbues them with a 'subjective' quality though in terms of how they are perceived and experienced by the observer. And lets face it, the plates are there for the benefit of the observer, not the driver. The driver can't ever see them as the 'driver'. Only as the 'owner', and in these terms it is certainly the case that the plates function as part of the owner's sense of self, and of self identification.

    Or, to put it more concisely, they look CR4P, and make the owners look like W4NKR5.

    :D

    And that's so very different from someone who waits for a new plate?

    I would have to disagree that the benefit is for the observer though, depending on what the plate was supposed to convey of course. The benefit (imo) is for the driver knowing that people are getting some laughs from the plate, or simply identifying with the driver via the plate. Personally, I would like to have a "vanity" plate and I think they are a great idea and would generate a few quid for the coffers with the owners actually getting something for their money, unlike some of the charges we are being forced to pay.

    If people actually listened and took notice of opinions like the ones above, we would all be driving very boring, bog standard, non-personalised cars. So, if you have anything other than a pine tree air freshener hanging from your rear view mirror, you must be a T0553R.

    Couple of plates I might consider for laughs, but you might not understand them 4LL:

    M1 FT0 my fto
    1M4 PR1Q im a prik
    UP4 S3X up 4 sex
    H1R3D 455 hired ass
    B1T3 M3 bite me
    Y0U 5UCK you suck
    1MA R1D3 will let u guess

    Of course it would all depend on the number/letter combos and restrictions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭DuckSlice


    dgt wrote: »
    PEN15.jpg


    number plate deosnt exist, thats just one they made up for the show that car seems to be at.

    dvla usually list the ones that arent allowed each year or six months because they are rude. BI63ALS will not be allowed unfortunately :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭mb1725


    etxp wrote: »
    number plate deosnt exist, thats just one they made up for the show that car seems to be at.

    dvla usually list the ones that arent allowed each year or six months because they are rude. BI63ALS will not be allowed unfortunately :(

    Cartell says PEN 15 is on a 2004 Mercedes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭DuckSlice


    mb1725 wrote: »
    Cartell says PEN 15 is on a 2004 Mercedes.

    Mycarcheck-uk says it does not exist. So one of us is right.

    Edit- done a bit of searching and apparently you can buy it of regtransfers now for just 75k


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,520 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    mb1725 wrote: »
    Cartell says PEN 15 is on a 2004 Mercedes.

    That's not coming up for me



    :D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 20,151 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sam Russell


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    That's not coming up for me



    :D

    You should get some:

    V14GRA


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭mb1725




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭DuckSlice


    mb1725 wrote: »

    Seems to be just the Irish sites tht have it listed, tried a couple of uk ones which suggests it isn't on any car at the moment.

    Edit- it also has no record of it on the DVLA website, so it ain't on a Mercedes. I wonder how accurate cartell and mywheels are when it comes to uk cars.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,499 ✭✭✭porsche959


    Racman wrote: »
    That was from 29/06/2011. Co-incidentally, I saw this very car driving along the canal at Rathmines earlier this week. HU57LER. Googled it and found this posting! Must be some Paddy home on holliers again. Tell us what you work at Paddy.

    Database administrator. That or a chartered accountant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭serious3


    PEN 15 belongs to Steve Parrish, one time gp motorcycling racer and now commentator for MotoGP on the BBC, last time i saw it (parents have a house near his) it was on a red merc Sl convertable


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭mb1725


    OSI wrote: »
    We had an early 90's Ford Escort, in Dark Brown that had POO in the reg.

    CLF194.poster.xy21_rgb.jpg

    CLF194.poster.1977_130_70_rgb.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,899 ✭✭✭Paddy@CIRL


    A guy I know in the UK has W99NKR on a bright green Audi RS4 Avant and L99SR on his pink S4 Avant. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,473 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    To be honest from the comments on this forum regarding personalized plates, german plates, window tinting and car mods I'm assuming about 90% of those posters all drive a beige toyota avensis .
    God forbid anyone stray from their perceived norm..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,107 ✭✭✭hi5


    serious3 wrote: »
    PEN 15 belongs to Steve Parrish, one time gp motorcycling racer and now commentator for MotoGP on the BBC, last time i saw it (parents have a house near his) it was on a red merc Sl convertable

    He also owns 6OCK



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,618 ✭✭✭milltown


    etxp wrote: »
    number plate deosnt exist, thats just one they made up for the show that car seems to be at.

    dvla usually list the ones that arent allowed each year or six months because they are rude. BI63ALS will not be allowed unfortunately :(

    What's offensive about Bibeals?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,151 ✭✭✭rovoagho


    Blazer wrote: »
    I'm assuming about 90% of those posters all drive a beige toyota avensis

    Silver, because resale beats emotions.


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