Unruley neighbourhood kid

Jiggers77 · 05-08-2013 08:11PM #1

My wife was weeding our garden this afternoon and went to empty the bins in the back garden. She returns to find two kids from another neighbourhood messing around with the mower and making a mess on the drive with all the hedge cuttings. Tells them to get lost as anyone would, one of the little gits turns to her and says "f!!k you, you f!!!ing wh!!re. This kid would be no more than 10 years old and has been getting away with this sort of crap for too long! Parents don't care and Gardai not interested! What do you do?

mikemac1 · 05-08-2013 08:12PM

You have come to the right forum

Witcher · 05-08-2013 08:12PM

Dig in the jaw:pac:

05-08-2013 08:13PM

Give another kid a 6 pack of Dutch Gold and a tenner, to knock him out.

Jiggers77 · 05-08-2013 08:13PM

Blay wrote: »

Dig in the jaw:pac:

Sorely tempted mate! If only I could have got away with it!

Frosty McSnowballs · 05-08-2013 08:13PM

Next time hold him down, get the mrs to run over his hands with the mower........it's the only way.

mikeoneil1000 · 05-08-2013 08:13PM

contact social services

maybe they'll remove kids from family

and give them a chance if they got potential

Jiggers77 · 05-08-2013 08:16PM

mikeoneil1000 wrote: »

contact social services

maybe they'll remove kids from family

and give them a chance if they got potential

I wouldn't be one to write kids off but I think this kids a force to be reckoned with and totally uncontrollable

keith16 · 05-08-2013 08:17PM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Next time hold him down, get the mrs to run over his hands with the mower........it's the only way.

And then rub grass clippings in his tiny disbelieving eyes.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 05-08-2013 08:17PM

Jiggers77 wrote: »

My wife was weeding our garden this afternoon and went to empty the bins in the back garden. She returns to find two kids from another neighbourhood messing around with the mower and making a mess on the drive with all the hedge cuttings. Tells them to get lost as anyone would, one of the little gits turns to her and says "f!!k you, you f!!!ing wh!!re. This kid would be no more than 10 years old and has been getting away with this sort of crap for too long! Parents don't care and Gardai not interested! What do you do?

Don't be so hasty. Maybe he knows something you don't???

KeithM89 · 05-08-2013 08:17PM

Jiggers77 wrote: »

This kid would be no more than 10 years old ...

Tell him Santas not real.

05-08-2013 08:18PM

get your wife to tell the kids mother that the next time he mouths off, she'll be back around the knock the kids mothers teeth out. Little Paco will soon stop acting the bollix

Simple, and effective

wazky · 05-08-2013 08:18PM

Only do the gardening after their bedtimes?

Conmaicne Mara · 05-08-2013 08:18PM

Keith wrote: »

Tell him Santas not real.

Mean :mad:

I love it

mikemac1 · 05-08-2013 08:19PM

They mess with your garden, you bury them in your garden

Circle of life

The Narrator · 05-08-2013 08:19PM

Bucket of ice cold water would probably do the trick.

Jiggers77 · 05-08-2013 08:19PM

keith16 wrote: »

And then rub grass clippings in his tiny disbelieving eyes.

It's mad but if this went up on a parenting forum I would get a load of
"Ohh poor little lad is just misunderstood and just venting his frustration at the lack of bowling alley, skate park blah blah blah"

monkeysnapper · 05-08-2013 08:20PM

try next time inviting them in so you can read a book together and have there dinner which will consist of broccoli, cauliflower, boiled potatoes, gravy and marrow fat peas .And remember to tell them they will have to sit at the table till they eat all their dinner.

mad muffin · 05-08-2013 08:20PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Give another kid a 6 pack of Dutch Gold and a tenner, to knock him out.

/thread closed

Fr_Dougal · 05-08-2013 08:22PM

Jiggers77 wrote: »

I wouldn't be one to write kids off but I think this kids a force to be reckoned with and totally uncontrollable

Yeah...those 10 year olds...

Sunnyisland · 05-08-2013 08:22PM

Maybe they were looking for weed...s

Jiggers77 · 05-08-2013 08:23PM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Yeah...those 10 year olds...

You haven't seen this one in action!

Frosty McSnowballs · 05-08-2013 08:23PM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Yeah...those 10 year olds...

They posess the knowledge of killer wedgies.

Frosty McSnowballs · 05-08-2013 08:24PM

Jiggers77 wrote: »

You haven't seen this one in action!

Perv! Heh

debabyjesus · 05-08-2013 08:25PM

Op get yourself a pellet gun.

An ice cream van used to pull up directly outside my house which meant loads of screaming brats would wait there. The satisfaction when they'd drop their ice cream after getting a pellet in the hand was just the best.

Nemeses · 05-08-2013 08:27PM

Keep a hose pipe nearby...

Spray the f--kers if they go near the garden.
If they complain, say sorry, was watering the grass/ plants.

They will never know

Gmol · 05-08-2013 08:30PM

Tell him his dad died and the man in his house is Paul Gadd

05-08-2013 08:35PM

Get a big angry dog.

Corvo · 05-08-2013 08:37PM

Beat up his Dad and Mam.

dar100 · 05-08-2013 08:47PM

ok, this is what you need to do. Next time they come around and start calling your wife a whore... You need to tell them, that you know she is and that is why you married her.

If that does not work, your fcked

goz83 · 05-08-2013 08:52PM

He was messing in your wifes garden and then called he a wh0re? I would be asking the wife questions :pac:

Unruley neighbourhood kid

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