I saw a funny line on a t-shirt on Saturday

branie · 05-08-2013 08:06PM #1

I swear to drunk
I'm not God!

Frosty McSnowballs · 05-08-2013 08:07PM

branie wrote: »

I swear to drunk
I'm not God!

I saw a deadly one!

"I'm with stupid....thread"

TheBody · 05-08-2013 08:08PM

There are some great t-shirts out there. I love this website:

http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+t-shirts

kneemos · 05-08-2013 08:08PM

branie wrote: »

I swear to drunk
I'm not God!

Funny?answer no.

SweepTheLeg · 05-08-2013 08:24PM

Some funny ones here, If it's your sort of thing.

http://ayyclothing.com/collections/frontpage/products/umiac

Cee-Jay-Cee · 05-08-2013 08:29PM

I seen one the other day, it was hilarious, it said "If found, please return to pub" it was sooooo funny, the lad wearing it must be a real header, oh how I did laugh out loud (lol)

Nemeses · 05-08-2013 08:30PM

Qwertee.com have awesome Tees.

Not sure if they would be funny though,.,

kneemos · 05-08-2013 08:32PM

CJC999 wrote: »

I seen one the other day, it was hilarious, it said "If found, please return to pub" it was sooooo funny, the lad wearing it must be a real header, oh how I did laugh out loud (lol)

Stop you're making me laugh.

Grayson · 05-08-2013 08:33PM

Nemeses wrote: »

Qwertee.com have awesome Tees.

Not sure if they would be funny though,.,

I found them to be crappy quality. Every one I bought feels like it's made of sandpaper after 3 washes. Plus however they put the designs on, they all became distorted after a few washes. (and this was at 40 degrees)

Threadless.com is far better. They are an american company but they ship european orders from germany so you don't get landed with import tax. I must have 10 of their shirts at this point.

Lapin · 05-08-2013 08:34PM

"I still hate Thatcher"

Corvo · 05-08-2013 08:36PM

And we have a contender for the worst thread of the year

Karl Stein · 05-08-2013 08:41PM

Funny how?

PizzamanIRL · 05-08-2013 08:42PM

I have a Nike t-shirt.

RayM · 05-08-2013 08:42PM

I saw one recently:

What do we want?
A cure for Tourettes!
When do we want it?
Cunt

Rented Mule · 05-08-2013 08:43PM

http://www.tshirthell.com/

FTW

razorblunt · 05-08-2013 08:44PM

Had one before that read...

"I like wearing this tshirt it's my favourite".

Had to wash it twice daily such was the clunge it attracted.

KeithM89 · 05-08-2013 08:45PM

Jimmy Carrs tshirts are brilliant, id love the special needs one, "Im with stupid" and on the back "The national association of special needs carers."

Chucken · 05-08-2013 08:49PM

Lapin wrote: »

"I still hate Thatcher"

Did you ever buy that?

I love tee shirts with slogans on them. I'm wearing my "Peoples Republic Of Cork" one at the moment

Sunnyisland · 05-08-2013 08:50PM

I cant afford T-shirts just T.

OneArt · 05-08-2013 09:09PM

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

Funny how?

Like funny haha.

Except not.

05-08-2013 09:23PM

Playing on the philosophical thought experiment
"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
the t shirt says:
'If a man speaks his mind in a forest and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?'

Legs.Eleven · 05-08-2013 09:33PM

I really dislike t-shirts with slogans. My friend recently bought me an "I

NY" t-shirt in New York and I wore it once and I'd a load of people staring at my chest. I love NY. Yeah, I do, but do I need to let everyone know? No, I don't. I won't wear it again.

Super-Rush · 05-08-2013 09:33PM

If a fat girl falls in the woods, do the trees laugh?

dxhound2005 · 05-08-2013 09:43PM

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I really dislike t-shirts with slogans. My friend recently bought me an "I NY" t-shirt in New York and I wore it once and I'd a load of people staring at my chest. I love NY. Yeah, I do, but do I need to let everyone know? No, I don't. I won't wear it again.

Get one of these instead.

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/i_club_baby_seals_tee_shirt-235323291219842545

05-08-2013 09:55PM

30 years ago, I had one that said
"Wife wanted!
She must,
look like an angel,
cook like a gourmet
bonk like a rabbit!"

Didn't work, but it made going through airport security less stressful,