I saw a funny line on a t-shirt on Saturday

branie

I swear to drunk
I'm not God!

Frosty McSnowballs

branie wrote: »

I swear to drunk
I'm not God!

I saw a deadly one!

"I'm with stupid....thread"

TheBody

There are some great t-shirts out there. I love this website:

http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+t-shirts

kneemos

branie wrote: »

I swear to drunk
I'm not God!

Funny?answer no.

SweepTheLeg

Some funny ones here, If it's your sort of thing.

http://ayyclothing.com/collections/frontpage/products/umiac

Cee-Jay-Cee

I seen one the other day, it was hilarious, it said "If found, please return to pub" it was sooooo funny, the lad wearing it must be a real header, oh how I did laugh out loud (lol)

Nemeses

Qwertee.com have awesome Tees.

Not sure if they would be funny though,.,

kneemos

CJC999 wrote: »

I seen one the other day, it was hilarious, it said "If found, please return to pub" it was sooooo funny, the lad wearing it must be a real header, oh how I did laugh out loud (lol)

Stop you're making me laugh.

Grayson

Nemeses wrote: »

Qwertee.com have awesome Tees.

Not sure if they would be funny though,.,

I found them to be crappy quality. Every one I bought feels like it's made of sandpaper after 3 washes. Plus however they put the designs on, they all became distorted after a few washes. (and this was at 40 degrees)

Threadless.com is far better. They are an american company but they ship european orders from germany so you don't get landed with import tax. I must have 10 of their shirts at this point.

Lapin

"I still hate Thatcher"

Corvo

And we have a contender for the worst thread of the year

Karl Stein

Funny how?

PizzamanIRL

I have a Nike t-shirt.

RayM

I saw one recently:

What do we want?
A cure for Tourettes!
When do we want it?
Cunt

Rented Mule

http://www.tshirthell.com/

FTW

razorblunt

Had one before that read...

"I like wearing this tshirt it's my favourite".

Had to wash it twice daily such was the clunge it attracted.

KeithM89

Jimmy Carrs tshirts are brilliant, id love the special needs one, "Im with stupid" and on the back "The national association of special needs carers."

Chucken

Lapin wrote: »

"I still hate Thatcher"

Did you ever buy that?

I love tee shirts with slogans on them. I'm wearing my "Peoples Republic Of Cork" one at the moment

Sunnyisland

I cant afford T-shirts just T.

OneArt

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

Funny how?

Like funny haha.

Except not.

JackD9922

Playing on the philosophical thought experiment
"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
the t shirt says:
'If a man speaks his mind in a forest and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?'

Legs.Eleven

I really dislike t-shirts with slogans. My friend recently bought me an "I NY" t-shirt in New York and I wore it once and I'd a load of people staring at my chest. I love NY. Yeah, I do, but do I need to let everyone know? No, I don't. I won't wear it again.

Super-Rush

If a fat girl falls in the woods, do the trees laugh?

dxhound2005

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I really dislike t-shirts with slogans. My friend recently bought me an "I NY" t-shirt in New York and I wore it once and I'd a load of people staring at my chest. I love NY. Yeah, I do, but do I need to let everyone know? No, I don't. I won't wear it again.

Get one of these instead.

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/i_club_baby_seals_tee_shirt-235323291219842545

30 years ago, I had one that said
"Wife wanted!
She must,
look like an angel,
cook like a gourmet
bonk like a rabbit!"

Didn't work, but it made going through airport security less stressful,

Johro

I f#ckin hate logo's of any kind on t-shirts

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

"Party. My Crib. Now."

On an 18-month old.

Hal1

This one: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41UWvYZP%2BDL._SX342_.jpg lol'd.

oldyouth

I had a T-Shirt once that had "100% Cotton" on it. Myself and the kids still get a kick out of that

rustedtrumpet

I saw an old black man wearing a "if found please return to the pub" t-shirt. Priceless

Mech1

Mine says:

"Arrived to Cork for work, but don't like the place"

Yellowblackbird

This old viz tshirt

Lapin

Lapin wrote: »

"I still hate Thatcher"

Chucken wrote: »

Did you ever buy that?

Indeed I did. A good few years ago now.

Still have it too !

Rabies

Grayson wrote: »

I found them to be crappy quality. Every one I bought feels like it's made of sandpaper after 3 washes. Plus however they put the designs on, they all became distorted after a few washes. (and this was at 40 degrees)

Threadless.com is far better. They are an american company but they ship european orders from germany so you don't get landed with import tax. I must have 10 of their shirts at this point.

I haven't bough from threadless in over a year. They changed the fabric of their tshirts. Poor quality, and they stretched easy.
What are they like now

Push Pop

Saw a guy wearing a t shirt that was worn by one of those jersey shore muppets. It goes "lets make it unofficial", girls actually gave him attention because of it. What has the world come to??

roast

I saw a T-shirt on a funny line.

BizzyC

"Pobody's Nerfect"

MugMugs

Grayson wrote: »

I found them to be crappy quality. Every one I bought feels like it's made of sandpaper after 3 washes. Plus however they put the designs on, they all became distorted after a few washes. (and this was at 40 degrees)

Threadless.com is far better. They are an american company but they ship european orders from germany so you don't get landed with import tax. I must have 10 of their shirts at this point.

They tried a new Tee for a while (The one with the Qwertee tag at the collar)

They didn't fair too well so went back to the older ones. I must admit, their current / older non Qwertee branded Tee's are of fine quali-tee !

Plazaman

Jesus Did It For The Chicks. My favourite Good Friday Mass T-Shirt.

--Kaiser--

I seen one with reaallllly small print near the bottom that read:

"While you're down there you might as well suck my cawk"

stefan idiot jones

A picture of Charles Manson with ' He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy'.

I wore one years ago which said 'I hate old people coz they smell of wee'.

Larbre34

Saw this on a chaps t-shirt in a late bar in Bristol

'Last night, millions of my potential children died all over your daughter's face'

heroics

Larbre34 wrote: »

Saw this on a chaps t-shirt in a late bar in Bristol

'Last night, millions of my potential children died all over your daughter's face'

Classic Tshirthell. another one was "Mace just makes me horny"