I have free phone calls to 60 countries; who should I call?

MadsL · 30-07-2013 08:26PM #1

Moderately bored at the moment, I have free calling to 60 countries. Who should I call? I may deliver on the most hilarious suggestion - nothing illegal or insulting please.

The menu....(m) = mobiles too.

Andorra
Argentina
Australia
Austria
Bahrain
Belgium
Brazil
Brunei(m)
Bulgaria
Canada (m)
Chile
China(m)
Colombia
Croatia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Dominican Republic
Estonia
Finland
France
Georgia
Germany
Greece
Guadeloupe
Guam(m)
Hong Kong(m)
Hungary
Iceland
India(m)
Indonesia
Iraq
Ireland
Israel
Italy
Japan
Latvia
Luxembourg
Macau(m)
Malaysia(m)
Malta
Mexico
Monaco
Netherlands
New Zealand
Norway
Panama
Peru
Poland
Portugal
Puerto Rico (m)
Romania
Russia
Saipan(m)
San Marino(m)
Singapore(m)
Slovakia
Slovenia
South Africa
South Korea -Now Included! (m)
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
Taiwan
Thailand(m)
Turkey
US Virgin Islands(m)
United Kingdom
United States (m)
Venezuela
Zambia

foxinsox · 30-07-2013 08:29PM

You could call that fella in India and help him fix his computer, make sure he's in the middle of his dinner and watching Corrie though.

30-07-2013 08:30PM

Call Someone in Nigeria, start a scam

http://www.africaphonebooks.com/home/en/white/nigeria

Pj! · 30-07-2013 08:31PM

Thailand you say?

NSFW!!

Jericho. · 30-07-2013 08:31PM

Ghostbusters!

MadsL · 30-07-2013 08:32PM

Jake1 wrote: »

Call Someone in Nigeria, start a scam

http://www.africaphonebooks.com/home/en/white/nigeria

You see that list of countries. This is why I put it there.

MadsL · 30-07-2013 08:32PM

Jericho. wrote: »

Ghostbusters!

PM me their number so...

The Backwards Man · 30-07-2013 08:33PM

I always call the Sydney Opera House when I'm drunk and have someone else's phone to ask what shows are on, are they any good, who stars in them, what snacks are available, can I get there by public transport? From Donegal.:pac:

I used to ring the Cistine Chapel too but they said they would have me arrested if I rang them again.

ChunkyLover_53 · 30-07-2013 08:33PM

Ring China

Ask for Annie Walls (Any Walls)

If they reply "Annie Walls? not here"

Say to them "Well what about the Great Wall?"

If Annie Walls answers ask her how her day was.

Also works with Zambia and ask for Annie Lyons & Ger Raffe

crazygeryy · 30-07-2013 08:33PM

Pj! wrote: »

Thailand you say?

NSFW!!

yea call and book two for tomorrow night. say youll meet them in coppers.

Call Me Jimmy · 30-07-2013 08:33PM

Obama

Archeron · 30-07-2013 08:34PM

Ring Australia and see what way the water goes in their toilets.

CHUZZWAZZERS!!!!

The_Valeyard · 30-07-2013 08:35PM

Phone Guadeloupe.

Find out if people really live there or is the island a lie.

MadsL · 30-07-2013 08:35PM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Obama

*cough*

rolliepoley · 30-07-2013 08:36PM

Guam outta dat i dare ya.

The_Valeyard · 30-07-2013 08:36PM

Phone Israel,

Ask If your speaking to Palestine.

zinzan · 30-07-2013 08:37PM

Reenact the Simpsons episode and ring someone in the Outback to ask them what way the water goes down their plughole?
(May cause an international incident and result in a paddling)

Or ring countries all the way around from here to Australia to find out at what point the change happens*....

(*It's a myth)

MadsL · 30-07-2013 08:37PM

Archeron wrote: »

Ring Australia and see what way the water goes in their toilets.

CHUZZWAZZERS!!!!

Down?

But I'm just guessing...

30-07-2013 08:37PM

MadsL wrote: »

You see that list of countries. This is why I put it there.

ok, then, how about Guadalupe??

zinzan · 30-07-2013 08:37PM

Archeron wrote: »

Ring Australia and see what way the water goes in their toilets.

CHUZZWAZZERS!!!!

F-YA!

Duckworth_Luas · 30-07-2013 08:38PM

Ring Macau and ask, "Is this your cow?"

They'll say, "no this is Macau!"

You'll say, "that's great I've been looking for your cow"

They'll say, "this is not your cow, this is Macau"

Etc, etc

Better get back to finishing that Adam Sandler movie script.

thomasm · 30-07-2013 08:38PM

Ring France and try tell someone in French your name is Jim Apple..

Lawrence1895 · 30-07-2013 08:38PM

Poland...and please ask them, can they send over a few kegs of Tyskie

LETHAL LADY · 30-07-2013 08:41PM

Ring the Carlton hotel in Cannes and laugh evilly down the phone for a minute, hang up and repeat.

The_Valeyard · 30-07-2013 08:45PM

Archeron wrote: »

Ring Australia and see what way the water goes in their toilets.

CHUZZWAZZERS!!!!

You know there is a very good chance that an Irish person will answer the phone.

And they probably know your family.

The Backwards Man · 30-07-2013 08:47PM

I have the number of Cliff Richard's gardener in Barbados if you want to ring that.

rolliepoley · 30-07-2013 08:48PM

Ring the Neatherlands and say is this the Neitherlands and ask which one are they.

Sandypants · 30-07-2013 08:52PM

sure ring any moblie phone companies customer service eg three network & you get through to loads of foreigners in different countries for free too!!

MadsL · 30-07-2013 09:05PM

Jake1 wrote: »

ok, then, how about Guadalupe??

What about it?

30-07-2013 09:20PM

MadsL wrote: »

What about it?

ask to speak to the Virgin

MadsL · 30-07-2013 09:22PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I have the number of Cliff Richard's gardener in Barbados if you want to ring that.

Sadly not on the list...could have asked if he's seen Sue Barker recently..

I have free phone calls to 60 countries; who should I call?

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