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I have free phone calls to 60 countries; who should I call?

  • 30-07-2013 08:26PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭


    Moderately bored at the moment, I have free calling to 60 countries. Who should I call? I may deliver on the most hilarious suggestion - nothing illegal or insulting please.

    The menu....(m) = mobiles too.

    Andorra
    Argentina
    Australia
    Austria
    Bahrain
    Belgium
    Brazil
    Brunei(m)
    Bulgaria
    Canada (m)
    Chile
    China(m)
    Colombia
    Croatia
    Cyprus
    Czech Republic
    Denmark
    Dominican Republic
    Estonia
    Finland
    France
    Georgia
    Germany
    Greece
    Guadeloupe
    Guam(m)
    Hong Kong(m)
    Hungary
    Iceland
    India(m)
    Indonesia
    Iraq
    Ireland
    Israel
    Italy
    Japan
    Latvia
    Luxembourg
    Macau(m)
    Malaysia(m)
    Malta
    Mexico
    Monaco
    Netherlands
    New Zealand
    Norway
    Panama
    Peru
    Poland
    Portugal
    Puerto Rico (m)
    Romania
    Russia
    Saipan(m)
    San Marino(m)
    Singapore(m)
    Slovakia
    Slovenia
    South Africa
    South Korea -Now Included! (m)
    Spain
    Sweden
    Switzerland
    Taiwan
    Thailand(m)
    Turkey
    US Virgin Islands(m)
    United Kingdom
    United States (m)
    Venezuela
    Zambia


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,078 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    You could call that fella in India and help him fix his computer, make sure he's in the middle of his dinner and watching Corrie though.


  • Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Call Someone in Nigeria, start a scam


    http://www.africaphonebooks.com/home/en/white/nigeria


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    Thailand you say?


    NSFW!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 164 ✭✭Jericho.


    Ghostbusters!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Jake1 wrote: »
    Call Someone in Nigeria, start a scam


    http://www.africaphonebooks.com/home/en/white/nigeria

    You see that list of countries. This is why I put it there.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Jericho. wrote: »
    Ghostbusters!

    PM me their number so...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I always call the Sydney Opera House when I'm drunk and have someone else's phone to ask what shows are on, are they any good, who stars in them, what snacks are available, can I get there by public transport? From Donegal.:pac:

    I used to ring the Cistine Chapel too but they said they would have me arrested if I rang them again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    Ring China

    Ask for Annie Walls (Any Walls)

    If they reply "Annie Walls? not here"

    Say to them "Well what about the Great Wall?"

    If Annie Walls answers ask her how her day was.

    Also works with Zambia and ask for Annie Lyons & Ger Raffe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    Pj! wrote: »
    Thailand you say?


    NSFW!!

    yea call and book two for tomorrow night. say youll meet them in coppers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Obama


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,782 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Ring Australia and see what way the water goes in their toilets.

    CHUZZWAZZERS!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Phone Guadeloupe.

    Find out if people really live there or is the island a lie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Obama

    *cough*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,871 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Guam outta dat i dare ya.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Phone Israel,


    Ask If your speaking to Palestine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 548 ✭✭✭zinzan


    Reenact the Simpsons episode and ring someone in the Outback to ask them what way the water goes down their plughole?
    (May cause an international incident and result in a paddling)

    Or ring countries all the way around from here to Australia to find out at what point the change happens*....




    (*It's a myth)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Archeron wrote: »
    Ring Australia and see what way the water goes in their toilets.

    CHUZZWAZZERS!!!!

    Down?

    But I'm just guessing...


  • Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MadsL wrote: »
    You see that list of countries. This is why I put it there.

    ok, then, how about Guadalupe??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 548 ✭✭✭zinzan


    Archeron wrote: »
    Ring Australia and see what way the water goes in their toilets.

    CHUZZWAZZERS!!!!

    F-YA!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,743 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Ring Macau and ask, "Is this your cow?"

    They'll say, "no this is Macau!"

    You'll say, "that's great I've been looking for your cow"

    They'll say, "this is not your cow, this is Macau"

    Etc, etc


    Better get back to finishing that Adam Sandler movie script. :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭thomasm


    Ring France and try tell someone in French your name is Jim Apple..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Poland...and please ask them, can they send over a few kegs of Tyskie :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Ring the Carlton hotel in Cannes and laugh evilly down the phone for a minute, hang up and repeat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Archeron wrote: »
    Ring Australia and see what way the water goes in their toilets.

    CHUZZWAZZERS!!!!


    You know there is a very good chance that an Irish person will answer the phone.

    And they probably know your family.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I have the number of Cliff Richard's gardener in Barbados if you want to ring that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,871 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Ring the Neatherlands and say is this the Neitherlands and ask which one are they.

    :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭Sandypants


    sure ring any moblie phone companies customer service eg three network & you get through to loads of foreigners in different countries for free too!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Jake1 wrote: »
    ok, then, how about Guadalupe??

    What about it?


  • Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MadsL wrote: »
    What about it?

    ask to speak to the Virgin


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    I have the number of Cliff Richard's gardener in Barbados if you want to ring that.

    Sadly not on the list...could have asked if he's seen Sue Barker recently..


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