I have free phone calls to 60 countries; who should I call?

MadsL

Moderately bored at the moment, I have free calling to 60 countries. Who should I call? I may deliver on the most hilarious suggestion - nothing illegal or insulting please.

The menu....(m) = mobiles too.

Andorra
Argentina
Australia
Austria
Bahrain
Belgium
Brazil
Brunei(m)
Bulgaria
Canada (m)
Chile
China(m)
Colombia
Croatia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Dominican Republic
Estonia
Finland
France
Georgia
Germany
Greece
Guadeloupe
Guam(m)
Hong Kong(m)
Hungary
Iceland
India(m)
Indonesia
Iraq
Ireland
Israel
Italy
Japan
Latvia
Luxembourg
Macau(m)
Malaysia(m)
Malta
Mexico
Monaco
Netherlands
New Zealand
Norway
Panama
Peru
Poland
Portugal
Puerto Rico (m)
Romania
Russia
Saipan(m)
San Marino(m)
Singapore(m)
Slovakia
Slovenia
South Africa
South Korea -Now Included! (m)
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
Taiwan
Thailand(m)
Turkey
US Virgin Islands(m)
United Kingdom
United States (m)
Venezuela
Zambia

foxinsox

You could call that fella in India and help him fix his computer, make sure he's in the middle of his dinner and watching Corrie though.

Call Someone in Nigeria, start a scam


http://www.africaphonebooks.com/home/en/white/nigeria

Pj!

Thailand you say?


NSFW!!

Jericho.

Ghostbusters!

MadsL

Jake1 wrote: »

Call Someone in Nigeria, start a scam


http://www.africaphonebooks.com/home/en/white/nigeria

You see that list of countries. This is why I put it there.

MadsL

Jericho. wrote: »

Ghostbusters!

PM me their number so...

The Backwards Man

I always call the Sydney Opera House when I'm drunk and have someone else's phone to ask what shows are on, are they any good, who stars in them, what snacks are available, can I get there by public transport? From Donegal.:pac:

I used to ring the Cistine Chapel too but they said they would have me arrested if I rang them again.

ChunkyLover_53

Ring China

Ask for Annie Walls (Any Walls)

If they reply "Annie Walls? not here"

Say to them "Well what about the Great Wall?"

If Annie Walls answers ask her how her day was.

Also works with Zambia and ask for Annie Lyons & Ger Raffe

crazygeryy

Pj! wrote: »

Thailand you say?


NSFW!!

yea call and book two for tomorrow night. say youll meet them in coppers.

Call Me Jimmy

Obama

Archeron

Ring Australia and see what way the water goes in their toilets.

CHUZZWAZZERS!!!!

The_Valeyard

Phone Guadeloupe.

Find out if people really live there or is the island a lie.

MadsL

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Obama

*cough*

rolliepoley

Guam outta dat i dare ya.

The_Valeyard

Phone Israel,


Ask If your speaking to Palestine.

MadsL

Archeron wrote: »

Ring Australia and see what way the water goes in their toilets.

CHUZZWAZZERS!!!!

Down?

But I'm just guessing...

zinzan

Reenact the Simpsons episode and ring someone in the Outback to ask them what way the water goes down their plughole?
(May cause an international incident and result in a paddling)

Or ring countries all the way around from here to Australia to find out at what point the change happens*....




(*It's a myth)

MadsL

MadsL wrote: »

You see that list of countries. This is why I put it there.

ok, then, how about Guadalupe??

zinzan

Archeron wrote: »

Ring Australia and see what way the water goes in their toilets.

CHUZZWAZZERS!!!!

F-YA!

Duckworth_Luas

Ring Macau and ask, "Is this your cow?"

They'll say, "no this is Macau!"

You'll say, "that's great I've been looking for your cow"

They'll say, "this is not your cow, this is Macau"

Etc, etc


Better get back to finishing that Adam Sandler movie script.

thomasm

Ring France and try tell someone in French your name is Jim Apple..

Lawrence1895

Poland...and please ask them, can they send over a few kegs of Tyskie

LETHAL LADY

Ring the Carlton hotel in Cannes and laugh evilly down the phone for a minute, hang up and repeat.

The_Valeyard

Archeron wrote: »

Ring Australia and see what way the water goes in their toilets.

CHUZZWAZZERS!!!!

You know there is a very good chance that an Irish person will answer the phone.

And they probably know your family.

The Backwards Man

I have the number of Cliff Richard's gardener in Barbados if you want to ring that.

rolliepoley

Ring the Neatherlands and say is this the Neitherlands and ask which one are they.

Sandypants

sure ring any moblie phone companies customer service eg three network & you get through to loads of foreigners in different countries for free too!!

MadsL

Jake1 wrote: »

ok, then, how about Guadalupe??

What about it?

MadsL

MadsL wrote: »

What about it?

ask to speak to the Virgin

MadsL

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I have the number of Cliff Richard's gardener in Barbados if you want to ring that.

Sadly not on the list...could have asked if he's seen Sue Barker recently..

Shzm

Can you conference call etc? Ring two people from different countries and connect them while you stay on mute recording.

Use your imagination and you may get some hilarious results.

MadsL

Shzm wrote: »

Can you conference call etc? Ring two people from different countries and connect them while you stay on mute recording.

Use your imagination and you may get some hilarious results.

Ingenious.

However I need your imagination for the hilarity, hence the thread.

MadsL

Jake1 wrote: »

ask to speak to the Virgin

Probably be told she's in Mexico at the minute, given that is where the Shrine is...

Sky King

Pj! wrote: »

Thailand you say?


NSFW!!

Control Panel -> History -> Clear history


That's better.

MadsL

MadsL wrote: »

Probably be told she's in Mexico at the minute, given that is where the Shrine is...

yeah, which is why I thought it would be funny calling Guadalupe...:rolleyes:

MadsL

Sky King wrote: »

Control Panel -> History -> Clear history


That's better.

Hover, my friend, always hover....

dj jarvis

find out the number of the ministry of foreign affairs in South Korea , when you get an answer play this !!!

let the hilarity and war ensue :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

Shzm

MadsL wrote: »

Ingenious.

However I need your imagination for the hilarity, hence the thread.

You could try the tried and true call two different Chinese takeaway trick. Or find personals ads from different countries and connect them. Im sure you get the idea.

MadsL

Not inspired tbh, you failed me AH. I shall have to find courage in my heart to forgive you.

C.K Dexter Haven

MadsL wrote: »

Moderately bored at the moment, I have free calling to 60 countries. Who should I call? ]

Well, maybe not for today but,

If there's something strange,in your neighborhood or

If there's something weird and it don't look good or

If you're seeing things running through your head or

An invisible man sleeping in your bed or

If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost,

Lemme tell ya something,


When it comes through your door, unless you just want some more, I think you better call:

GHOSTBUSTERS

Pensivepuca

Ring an art gallery somewhere and pretend to be banksy for a laugh. Or someone famous booking a hotel asking for silly extras.

krudler

Jericho. wrote: »

Ghostbusters!

MadsL wrote: »

PM me their number so...

Random movie fact, after the film came out the Ghostbuster's number advertised in the movie was a real number (without the fictional 555 prefix that only exists in Hollywood films) and it had a recording of Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd saying they couldn't take the call as they were out busting ghosts, it got thousands of calls a day for weeks after the film was released in cinemas.

Absoluvely

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

When it comes through your door, unless you just want some more, I think you better call:

GHOSTBUSTERS

Is a single page of posts really too much to read to check for redundancy before posting?

Sir Osis of Liver.

Ring Dublin zoo and look for Rory Lyons.

MadsL

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Ring Dublin zoo and look for Rory Lyons.

Or I could call 1953 and ask them if they are missing a joke?

Mr.Prodston

Well if you need the emergency services after your prank goes horribly wrong I have the number for you :pac:

0118 999 881 999 119 725 Three

C.K Dexter Haven

Absoluvely wrote: »

Is a single page of posts really too much to read to check for redundancy before posting?

Oh, so you didn't think my post was funny.


Oh, I'm so, so so so so so sorry:rolleyes:

BetterThanThou

Call 8675309.

PizzamanIRL

Ring Romania and ask them for some spare change.

PizzamanIRL

You can ring South Korea only lol no surprise there actually