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What do you keep by the bed?

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  • #122
    RobbingBandit
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    Lipstick, a wig and a mirror, who's a dirty whore is written on the mirror, oh and my anti psychotics and some ky Jelly and my 3DS XL.


  • #123
    Corvo Attano
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    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Lipstick, a wig and a mirror, who's a dirty whore is written on the mirror, oh and my anti psychotics and some ky Jelly and my 3DS XL.

    What game?


  • #124
    P.K.M.
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    A 10lb sledgehammer and a telescopic baton. (not kidding!) :cool:


  • #125
    RobbingBandit
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    Corvo Attano wrote: »
    What game?

    Pokemon and Animal Crossing:pac:


  • #126
    Czarcasm
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    Corvo Attano wrote: »
    Jesus you're hardcore.


    A bawling baby will discourage even the most hardcore burglars! :pac:


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  • #127
    Corvo Attano
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    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Pokemon and Animal Crossing:pac:

    Both good choices. See if he/she has the other pokemon game so ye can trade.


  • #128
    Samsgirl
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    Czarcasm wrote: »
    A bawling baby will discourage even the most hardcore burglars! :pac:

    And thats before the toddler makes an appearance!!


  • #129
    Mr. G
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    There's a panic alarm buttons (stuck to the wall). Besides that my mobile and a glass of water. I think that's it.

    Now where's the close button...


  • #130
    **Vai**
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    Beside the panic button?


  • #131
    I Heart Internet
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    I keep a small axe/hatchet by my bed...along with a host of books, odds and ends and phone charger,etc.

    With all this talk of break-ins, aggrevated burglary, etc recently it's gotten me thinking. My wife and baby and I sleep upstairs. If I was aware of someone in the house intruding I'd give them fair warning. If they came upstairs to where my family were sleeping I'd aim one swing of said axe at their head as they come up the stairs and make it count. They would have fair warning to go out the way they came. If they came up stairs I'd expect no court would convict me of anything as I would have been acting in self-defence.



    *Or I'd just run, hide and sh1t myself


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  • #132
    sbsquarepants
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    I have a good old fashioned bateing shtick beside the bed and the heartfelt intention to break it over the head of any fúcker who i catch robbing my house. That being said, i'd sleep through an earthquake, so they could most likely break in, riverdance around laughing and joking while they took my stuff and kiss me goodbye full on the lips without disturbing me. :D
    But my intention is to bust skulls with my stick!


  • #133
    frank reynolds
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    Laptop, weed box, phone, charger and books. there's a screwdriver there too, and a hammer under the bed.


  • #134
    Blazer
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    My side of the bed- phone, charger, wallet.



    Her side- 2 x baby water bottles, 2 x Dr Brown bottles, 1 x baby drinking water bottle, 2 measures of baby milk powder, 2 x baby nappies and changing mat.
    2 x baby's changing cloths, 2 x bibs , 1 x drying towel,
    bedside lamp, various pieces of jewelry, phone, pint of water, various creams etc.


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