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What do you keep by the bed?

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  • #92
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    meoklmrk91 wrote: »
    A lot of people, myself included keep some sort of weapon by the bed.
    Lapin wrote: »
    My missus.

    Maybe you should rethink that one ;)


  • #93
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    pharmaton wrote: »
    you're playing havoc with your liver, two paracetamol should be enough.
    It hardly matters at this point, all the prescription medications I've been taking for the better part of the last 30 years has already damaged my kidney function. I love it when a consultant asks me if I drink a lot when they see my liver function test results. I hardly drink much at all, it's the medicines that are the problem:)


  • #94
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Is that to help you slide out of bed more easily in the morning? :D

    And....in a pinch, for Home Alone style home-defence and hilarity :D


  • #95
    MOC88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 430 ✭✭MOC88


    A chair but the glass of water is the real weapon they won't be expecting that ;)


  • #96
    Lux23
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    Lots of crap, and my boyfriend.


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  • #97
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I have a lamp, a Bottle o Butter, stash box and lighter. Book of the week.
    Nivea soft.


  • #98
    Corvo Attano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Hmm

    A clock
    Books
    Flag of Ireland


  • #99
    BAKER95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 136 ✭✭BAKER95


    phone , wallet , smokes , guitar , although i dont think i'd use anything against someone , im a lover not a fighter :P


  • #100
    Depp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Depp


    the phone, me wallet, all the crap i accumulate in my pockets during the day just gets thrown on the bed beside the pillow, and an aul hurl for protection, right yoke!


  • #101
    Vicar in a tutu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    Phone, book, laptop, glass of milk.


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  • #102
    The_Mask
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 340 ✭✭The_Mask


    Depp wrote: »
    an aul hurl, right yoke!

    Was thinking of picking one up in aldi or lidl a few days ago...for said purpose


  • #103
    Depp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Depp


    The_Mask wrote: »
    Was thinking of picking one up in aldi or lidl a few days ago...for said purpose

    do lad, good whack with it...and if yer bored you can go puck a ball around, win win!


  • #104
    Corvo Attano
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    Get a sliotar as well and you can take 'em from a distance if you catch them down the hall.


  • #105
    Vicar in a tutu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    forgot bout my pet rock


  • #106
    The_Mask
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 340 ✭✭The_Mask


    I'd rather puck a burglar around


  • #107
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Corvo Attano wrote: »
    Get a sliotar as well and you can take 'em from a distance if you catch them down the hall.

    Not in your neck o' the woods Corvo ;)


  • #108
    Corvo Attano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Aye but it is a good idea. Naturally we go Hulk mode if they touch our money.

    My trusty flag keeps me safe.


  • #109
    meoklmrk91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    Oh AH how you make me laugh, only started keeping the knife in the room after one night I heard some odd noises and ended up going down with body spray and a hairbrush, the former to spray them in the eyes with and the latter to hit them with. Thankfully there was no one there though.


  • #110
    The_Mask
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 340 ✭✭The_Mask


    Thought you were going to say body spray and a lighter....now that would stop them in their tracks


  • #111
    Corvo Attano
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    Jesus thats brilliant.


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  • #112
    The_Mask
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 340 ✭✭The_Mask


    Cheap and devastating!


  • #113
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Jumping out of bed with a lighter and a body spray to stop a burglar attacking you?

    The chances of you either spraying your face or melting your face are pretty high on that one :pac:


  • #114
    The_Mask
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 340 ✭✭The_Mask


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »
    Jumping out of bed with a lighter and a body spray to stop a burglar attacking you?

    The chances of you either spraying your face or melting your face are pretty high on that one :pac:

    Not if you have practiced out your back garden


  • #115
    Corvo Attano
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    Once the flames go off you close in and spray them in the eyes, then you bash them with the can. Its blood brilliant.


  • #116
    [Deleted User]
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    Corvo Attano wrote: »
    Once the flames go off you close in and spray them in the eyes, then you bash them with the can. Its blood brilliant.

    PSST, on the downlow, a can of Deep heat sprayed in the eyes is said to be as devastating as pepper spray .;)

    Pepper spray illegal, Deep Heat spray, not so much...


  • #117
    The_Mask
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 340 ✭✭The_Mask


    Jake1 wrote: »
    PSST, on the downlow, a can of Deep heat sprayed in the eyes is said to be as devastating as pepper spray .;)

    Pepper spray illegal, Deep Heat spray, not so much...
    Wow devastating all right


  • #118
    Samsgirl
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    Beside my bed at the moment is my sleeping six month old baby..


  • #119
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Evolution1 wrote: »
    Keyfob for alarm with panic button ,
    remote for outside lights . knife attached with Velcro under desk and golf club under the bed . Phone charger and TV remote .

    Where do you live? Syria?


  • #120
    Corvo Attano
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    Samsgirl wrote: »
    Beside my bed at the moment is my sleeping six month old baby..

    Jesus you're hardcore.


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  • #121
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Babywipes and cotton buds


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