What do you keep by the bed?

meoklmrk91 · 28-07-2013 02:13PM #1

A lot of people, myself included keep some sort of weapon by the bed. Personally while I hate the idea of having to use it I keep a knife by my bed, I am a young woman living alone so if someone comes in I want to be able to stop them quickly if they are coming for me. Like I said I hate the idea of using it but it just makes me feel safer to have it there. What do you keep by the bed, if anything?

snubbleste · 28-07-2013 02:16PM

A potty

Lapin · 28-07-2013 02:16PM

My missus.

0ph0rce0 · 28-07-2013 02:17PM

Lapin wrote: »

My missus.

Thats it rub it in you prick :P

Weevil · 28-07-2013 02:17PM

A floor, for the mornings.

HondaSami · 28-07-2013 02:17PM

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

Thats it rub it in you prick :P

That's what the missus said.

MurdyWurdy · 28-07-2013 02:18PM

I have a breast pump next to me. - does that count?!

truebluesac · 28-07-2013 02:22PM

My floordrobe . Theyll trip over before they get to me

The Backwards Man · 28-07-2013 02:23PM

A 12x6 walk in vault.:cool:

Agricola · 28-07-2013 02:25PM

Tissues...........

Kirby · 28-07-2013 02:28PM

A wooden bat. I've never had to use it and I'm a fairly ugly fellow so i'm fairly sure nobody would want to sneak into my bedroom and ravish me. :P

I'm an extremely heavy sleep so I doubt I would wake up anyway if somebody did come into my room while I was asleep. Still, it makes me feel better.

Evolution1 · 28-07-2013 02:28PM

Keyfob for alarm with panic button ,
remote for outside lights . knife attached with Velcro under desk and golf club under the bed . Phone charger and TV remote .

FloatingVoter · 28-07-2013 02:31PM

Glass of water, teddy bear, AK47 and a reading lamp.

Lapin · 28-07-2013 02:34PM

FloatingVoter wrote: »

Glass of water, teddy bear, AK47 and a reading lamp.

I reckon you're bullshítting us there.

I bet you don't have a teddy bear at all.

Czarcasm · 28-07-2013 02:37PM

meoklmrk91 wrote: »

A lot of people, myself included keep some sort of weapon by the bed. Personally while I hate the idea of having to use it I keep a knife by my bed, I am a young woman living alone so if someone comes in I want to be able to stop them quickly if they are coming for me. Like I said I hate the idea of using it but it just makes me feel safer to have it there. What do you keep by the bed, if anything?

The danger with that of course is that you could easily be giving the burglar an extra weapon when you could be easily overpowered and your knife taken from you. A knife is actually the worst weapon you can use because you have to get in close to inflict any proper damage. At least if you fire a mallet at their face, you're guaranteed to distract them long enough for you to get away to safety.

Beside my bed I keep the sky remote, cd clock radio, cordless house phone and my two mobiles and a bottle of water.

Witchie · 28-07-2013 02:41PM

My bedside lamp, whatever book I'm reading, phone charger, anti histamines and a bottle of water. Oh my laptop.

Am so fugly would welcome an intruder.

pharmaton · 28-07-2013 02:49PM

my locker is cluttered but to hand, a zipo lighter, a candle in a glass jar and a bottle of deodorant for flame throwing, a cup of water for putting out the flames afterward and an inhaler for helping me not snore when I go back to sleep.

Czarcasm · 28-07-2013 02:52PM

Witchie wrote: »

My bedside lamp, whatever book I'm reading, phone charger, anti histamines and a bottle of water. Oh my laptop.

Am so fugly would welcome an intruder.

Ohh I dunno about that now

I try to be polite and welcoming to intruders, make them feel at home. Intruders never steal anything from their own homes -

Czarcasm wrote: »

Omlette you away with that one... :P

But yeah, living in an apartment block you sometimes get chancers trying the doors to see is there any of them open so they can come in and clean the place out.

I'm forever forgetting to lock the door, and I never lock it when I'm there anyway, but two o clock last night I could hear the door opening, so I went out to the hallway and turned on the light...

There was the guy standing there - "Ohh, oh I'm sorry, I'd better call my mate", before he backed out the door again.

He didn't even give me a chance to ask him did he want to come in for a coffee, so rude!

PizzamanIRL · 28-07-2013 02:55PM

My phone and some sort of sweets/chewing gum to munch on.

It's what's under the bed that counts

**Vai** · 28-07-2013 02:56PM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

My phone and some sort of sweets/chewing gum to munch on.

It's what's under the bed that counts

Monsters??? :eek:

WindSock · 28-07-2013 02:58PM

Cherry Coke and dental floss sticks. No intruder is gonna attack me when they see the state of my teeth. They are like a row of condemned houses at this stage.

harry Bailey esq · 28-07-2013 02:59PM

a blackjack.

Esoteric_ · 28-07-2013 03:00PM

My glasses, phone, laptop, vibrator (if I'm too lazy to put it away when I'm done with it :pac: ).

Piriz · 28-07-2013 03:08PM

Esoteric_ wrote: »

My glasses, phone, laptop, vibrator (if I'm too lazy to put it away when I'm done with it :pac: ).

jesus, do you even bother to switch the porn off your laptop?

Gummy Panda · 28-07-2013 03:11PM

Esoteric_ wrote: »

My glasses, phone, laptop, vibrator (if I'm too lazy to put it away when I'm done with it :pac: ).

You should put it away. You will liquid damage the phone or laptop.

Gummy Panda · 28-07-2013 03:11PM

Esoteric_ wrote: »

My glasses, phone, laptop, vibrator (if I'm too lazy to put it away when I'm done with it :pac: ).

You should put it away. You will liquid damage the phone or laptop.

stoeger · 28-07-2013 03:16PM

Bedroom door locked phone shotgun knife beside bed and remember 2nd shot is the warning shot

syklops · 28-07-2013 03:19PM

Esoteric_ wrote: »

My glasses, phone, laptop, vibrator (if I'm too lazy to put it away when I'm done with it :pac: ).

Where do you put it?

Pang · 28-07-2013 03:20PM

Hand cream. It's the only time I remember to apply it.

Pen, notebook, earphones, phone, tissues.

Mr. CooL ICE · 28-07-2013 03:21PM

Hmm, my bedside table has the following:

- Anti perspirant spray (unopened)
- A tube of berocca
- A bottle of sunscreen that is 4 years old
- The empty box for an ipod mini
- A VGA-DVI converter
- Cufflinks
- A miniature Gene Simmons axe bass replica
- A glass of water

I'm horribly unorganised

Belle E. Flops · 28-07-2013 03:24PM

Earphones, books, water, rampant rabbit, phone charger, tissues.

What do you keep by the bed?

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