Do you get embarrassed if someone asks if you masturbate?

Esoteric_ · 24-07-2013 10:54PM

Nialler15 wrote: »

Ah your a great sister...did you compare notes then too??? lol lol

Duracell will love you lol

We have done upon occasion, usually when drunk.

Pft, batteries last for months in vibrators.

gg2 · 24-07-2013 11:13PM

As a side note, hopefully keeping in touch with the thread. What is mens fascination with women masturbating? I remember being on a train once with my ex, we were together about a year at this stage but he had never asked if I done it and I had never told him, I assumed he knew.... Anyway something kinda major had happened in our relationship that week and I said something like "20 minutes before you told me, I was lying in bed getting myself off" or something to that effect. His jaw dropped and he grabbed my hand and well, showed me how happy he was that I'd just said that.

Then with the last fella I was seeing, we got to talking about it, and he started asking me at least once a day if I'd done it that day.....

Or maybe I'm just attracting the weirdos

Nialler15 · 24-07-2013 11:15PM

gg2 wrote: »

As a side note, hopefully keeping in touch with the thread. What is mens fascination with women masturbating? I remember being on a train once with my ex, we were together about a year at this stage but he had never asked if I done it and I had never told him, I assumed he knew.... Anyway something kinda major had happened in our relationship that week and I said something like "20 minutes before you told me, I was lying in bed getting myself off" or something to that effect. His jaw dropped and he grabbed my hand and well, showed me how happy he was that I'd just said that.

Then with the last fella I was seeing, we got to talking about it, and he started asking me at least once a day if I'd done it that day.....

Or maybe I'm just attracting the weirdos

is it not good to be getting the weirdos...well the ones that are slightly weird at least....everyone has a little weirdness in them....and can add to a much more exciting sex life lol....dont you agree?

Das Kissen · 24-07-2013 11:17PM

gg2 wrote: »

As a side note, hopefully keeping in touch with the thread. What is mens fascination with women masturbating? I remember being on a train once with my ex, we were together about a year at this stage but he had never asked if I done it and I had never told him, I assumed he knew.... Anyway something kinda major had happened in our relationship that week and I said something like "20 minutes before you told me, I was lying in bed getting myself off" or something to that effect. His jaw dropped and he grabbed my hand and well, showed me how happy he was that I'd just said that.

Then with the last fella I was seeing, we got to talking about it, and he started asking me at least once a day if I'd done it that day.....

Or maybe I'm just attracting the weirdos

I find it a turn on.

Two Tone from Limehouse · 24-07-2013 11:25PM

Das Kissen wrote: »

I find it a turn on.

Going off topic a little but imagine if people know that you were knocking one out thinking if them!!!

I've had a few people tell me that they've thought if me doing it....which was nice except for some big American guy who told me in a pub one night that he was going to when he gilt home...

Nialler15 · 24-07-2013 11:27PM

Two Tone from Limehouse wrote: »

Going off topic a little but imagine if people know that you were knocking one out thinking if them!!!

I've had a few people tell me that they've thought if me doing it....which was nice except for some big American guy who told me in a pub one night that he was going to when he gilt home...

Depends really......was it HEF??? Or some morbidly obese dude? ha

herisson · 24-07-2013 11:30PM

Nah I don't get embarrassed if I'm comfortable with the person asking.

Nialler15 · 24-07-2013 11:32PM

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

Nah I don't get embarrassed if I'm comfortable with the person asking.

do you mean on a nce big couch or something??:pac::pac::pac::pac:

gg2 · 24-07-2013 11:33PM

No don't mean they are weird for asking or being turned on by it, it just seemed like they truly didn't believe girls done it

Two Tone from Limehouse · 24-07-2013 11:38PM

Nialler15 wrote: »

Depends really......was it HEF??? Or some morbidly obese dude? ha

No, a big beefy bloke . With an eight inch dick( or so he told me)

Nialler15 · 24-07-2013 11:39PM

Two Tone from Limehouse wrote: »

No, a big beefy bloke . With an eight inch dick( or so he told me)

ah the one that got away eh? lol

Two Tone from Limehouse · 24-07-2013 11:43PM

Nialler15 wrote: »

ah the one that got away eh? lol

Yea...I'm sure he's stained a thousand walls since thinking of me

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 24-07-2013 11:43PM

I lasted 24 years without masturbating. Guys I would have been would be convinced I was lying but gods honest truth, I didn't do it. Can't believe it's so hard to believe lol

Nialler15 · 24-07-2013 11:44PM

Two Tone from Limehouse wrote: »

Yea...I'm sure he's stained a thousand walls since thinking of me

Ah no need to lower the tone....Jeez

Thomasmartin · 24-07-2013 11:46PM

Das Kissen wrote: »

I was watching Geordie shore last night and the girls got all coy and embarrassed when asked if they masturbate. To me that is crazy, it would be like asking me if I drink water, it's nothing to get embarrassed about. So are you one of these people who gets embarrassed?[/quote

Nope..I love ****..it should be done in groups more!

Maudi · 24-07-2013 11:57PM

It is a bit like breathing..you do it ..we all do it..some think they are "cool"and "hip" because the wana talk about it..but its more to do with "breeding "when you dont "feel" the need to discuss it on a public forum..thats just a little "crass" immature or needy ..i.m.o..but praps im oldfashioned..

Esoteric_ · 24-07-2013 11:59PM

Maudi wrote: »

It is a bit like breathing..you do it ..we all do it..some think they are "cool"and "hip" because the wana talk about it..but its more to do with "breeding "when you dont "feel" the need to discuss it on a public forum..thats just a little "crass" immature or needy ..i.m.o..but praps im oldfashioned..

Or maybe since everyone on boards is pretty much anonymous, people are more open to speaking about 'taboo' subjects.

Or people could be taking the píss.

Or some could just not give a damn.

gg2 · 25-07-2013 12:03AM

Maudi wrote: »

It is a bit like breathing..you do it ..we all do it..some think they are "cool"and "hip" because the wana talk about it..but its more to do with "breeding "when you dont "feel" the need to discuss it on a public forum..thats just a little "crass" immature or needy ..i.m.o..but praps im oldfashioned..

There you go again ole Maudi being "crass" "immature" "needy" "cool" "hip" :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Whats "breeding" got to do with it? "Do" "tell"

Two Tone from Limehouse · 25-07-2013 12:37AM

gg2 wrote: »

Depends on who asks.... I don't think I've ever discussed it in detail with friends, but we all know we do it. Its not like being with a partner and you get talking about the details, theres not much to say about it.

I'm single about 4 months now and i'm at it more than ever.... Awaiting the delivery of my 1st vibrator in the next couple of days :-)

Your first? Gawd, you're a late starter

Maudi · 25-07-2013 01:14AM

gg2 wrote: »

There you go again ole Maudi being "crass" "immature" "needy" "cool" "hip" :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Whats "breeding" got to do with it? "Do" "tell"

Read your post again..and pretend your mom is reading it with you..or giving you a hand to read it..still "feel" comfy ?..thought so..

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 25-07-2013 01:21AM

Maudi wrote: »

Read your post again..and pretend your mom is reading it with you..or giving you a hand to read it..still "feel" comfy ?..thought so..

These posts make me want to talk in explicit detail about my experiences of rubbing one out, just cause.

MickFleetwood · 25-07-2013 01:21AM

Maudi wrote: »

It is a bit like breathing..you do it ..we all do it..some think they are "cool"and "hip" because the wana talk about it..but its more to do with "breeding "when you dont "feel" the need to discuss it on a public forum..thats just a little "crass" immature or needy ..i.m.o..but praps im oldfashioned..

Except we usually don't masturbate in public.

demanufactured · 25-07-2013 01:22AM

eviltwin wrote: »

I have female friends in their 30's who don't and who think its disgusting in fact. They would be the kind of women who would be upset to find their partners ****, they would feel they weren't enough for him. It is seen as dirty unfortunately even though its a normal part of sexual exploration.

Your friends are stupid.

demanufactured · 25-07-2013 01:23AM

Op, What the fupp were you watching geordie shore for ?

Ruudi_Mentari · 25-07-2013 01:23AM

What bothers me is guys with girlfriends talking about their own masturbation, rendering her a bit on the side whilst mocking me... I hate pussywhipped twats that think they're the lads when missus ain't around.

gg2 · 25-07-2013 01:25AM

Two Tone from Limehouse wrote: »

Your first? Gawd, you're a late starter

Plenty of time to catch up! Sure am only a young un anyway

gg2 · 25-07-2013 01:26AM

Maudi wrote: »

Read your post again..and pretend your mom is reading it with you..or giving you a hand to read it..still "feel" comfy ?..thought so..

Mam??? Is that you?

wilddarts · 25-07-2013 01:31AM

A girl I used to go out with had no problem telling me she used her electric toothbrush when I was working abroad. My most recent ex had a vibrator but was really embarrassed about it. Different 'strokes' for different folks.

downonthefarm · 25-07-2013 01:34AM

Its a natural thing and nothing to be embarrassed about it's even more fun watching a woman do it but that's a thread in itself

Maudi · 25-07-2013 01:38AM

MickFleetwood wrote: »

Except we usually don't masturbate in public.

Exactly mick.

Do you get embarrassed if someone asks if you masturbate?

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