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Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭gjc


    Damo: can i ask you the important question...would you be willing to house a cock??


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Caller Complaining about how many sheep they can put on free grazing on a mountain

    Yawn


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    I had been worried that the standards on Liveline would drop when Joe was away............................................................................................................................................Guess I worried over nothing


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Damo,

    Ask her what her husband does?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Unused fields? It's grass growing, you daft fecker.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Hardship Fund for Farmers? Joe having a heart attack that D'Omen will dip into Da Lahv Lahn Fund.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    INANE DRIVEL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    If avg income is 25k, why are there such big expensive houses built on the farms?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭JM Skipton


    Does she not know there wont be a cow miked in Monaghan this week after the Ulster final


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Hardship Fund for Farmers? Joe having a heart attack that D'Omen will dip into Da Lahv Lahn Fund.....

    Fecking Funny Friday Farmer Fiver Fund.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 227 ✭✭Moll'll fix it


    If avg income is 25k, why are there such big expensive houses built on the farms?
    They don't need to buy a site, for starters


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Two junkies and a horse? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Farmer Fiver Friday Specials:
    1 litre a milk - EUR5
    6 Eggs - EUR5
    1 carrot - EUR5
    1 Potato - EUR5


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Talk to Damo, the Bovineline is open now!

    DAYYYY-MOH!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Seems "whataboutery" has crossed the border into Monaghan judging by Mary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    800%!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    isnt the turn over of farms on the market less than 3% ?

    think someone did the maths and said it'd take a thousand years for all of it to change hands here so reluctant are farmers to give it up.

    doesnt sound like someone in a rough business to me.

    sounds like someone in a cartel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    9 billion? That's a lot of grass and rubbery cheese.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Thats right, its all the fault of the free money from Europe. Thats what it boils down to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    My father used to sing an old song about a poor farmer.....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmE3nccVBpU[/URL]


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭gjc


    Can't handle any more tractor tales from damo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    That special edition of "Farmline" was brought to you in conjunction with Monaghan Dairies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    europa11 wrote: »
    That special edition of "Farmline" was brought to you in conjunction with Monaghan Dairies.

    Here come Big Ed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Monaghan is the 4th least populous county in Ireland yet we've had 3 callers to Lahv Lahn today. What are the chances?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Monaghan caller again. FFS just cos they won some bloody provincial final or something


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭gjc


    Wha??????? This rambling about


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    What fodder crisis dermo'???.............we've had non-stop grass growing for the past month, with this bit of rain, I'm told there's more to come.

    ffs, if they want cut grass give me a shout. I'm sick to the back teeth of cutting the stuff in me backyard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    "all the fabulous clothing"..

    oh feck off ye chancer..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭gjc


    Johnny Blake has a lot to answer for


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "all the fabulous clothing"..

    oh feck off ye chancer..

    She hasn't got the name of the company in yet though, she's no Aubrey.


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