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Can you remember your first time

  • 21-07-2013 11:47PM
    #1
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Watching the inbetweeners episode where simon loses his virginity

    Can you remember yours?how did it go

    Mine was after a teenage disco at a houseparty..best 15 secs of her life i gave her.....


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  • #2
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Can I remember my first time Watching the inbetweeners episode where simon loses his virginity ?


    No I can't


  • #3
    Cool_CM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,019 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    Specialun wrote: »
    Watching the inbetweeners episode where simon loses his virginity

    Can you remember yours?how did it go

    Mine was after a teenage disco at a houseparty..best 15 secs of her life i gave her.....

    It doesn't count unless you can describe it using only Microsoft paint.


  • #4
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 12,673 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    I remember the episode all right, but I don't remember watching it.


  • #5
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    I'm waiting for that someone special :)


  • #6
    nocoverart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    Cool_CM wrote: »
    It doesn't count unless you can describe it using only Microsoft paint.

    Ha yeah, was that on here? I'm thinking it was a thread on NeoGaf for some reason.


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  • #7
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Do i remember?



    Will i ever forget ;)?


  • #8
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    So I had one bent over the table, there was one who I was fingering and I was just toe f*cking the one on the floor.


  • #9
    Cool_CM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,019 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    nocoverart wrote: »
    Ha yeah, was that on here? I'm thinking it was a thread on NeoGaf for some reason.

    Yup, great thread!

    http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2055045591


  • #10
    Mr. G
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,622 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. G


    I'm with Biko on this one:

    sorry can't remember ever watching the imbetweeners episode where simon loses his verginity.


  • #11
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    At a house party AFTER a teenage disco.

    Jees you might as well say on holidays with a french wan.


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  • #12
    Spunge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    thought i was having sex, felt awesome, was actually between ass cheeks and pillow, she corrected it, didnt care felt awesome.


  • #13
    Sciprio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 790 ✭✭✭Sciprio


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Do i remember?



    Will i ever forget ;)?

    Be honest! I wasn't that good!


  • #14
    Winter Sweet Script
    Posts: 13,753 ✭✭✭✭ Winter Sweet Script


    I'll report back when it happens.


  • #15
    KeithM89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Wont remember til after i get married.


  • #16
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    I lost mine when I was still an alter boy.

    Never seen father pat since come to think of it.


  • #17
    Norwesterner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Norwesterner


    Yes.
    Circa 1985.
    When people thought you could catch AIDS by kissing or touching a door knob.
    Definately affected my performance and hers.
    We were 2 terrified kids constantly checking to see if the Condom was not ripped.
    Disaster.


  • #18
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Sciprio wrote: »
    Be honest! I wasn't that good!

    No you weren't......he was though :).


  • #19
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    You cant bait the gash


  • #20
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    TheComeUp wrote: »
    At a house party AFTER a teenage disco.

    Jees you might as well say on holidays with a french wan.

    Ah yeah sooooo unrealistic


  • #21
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    2.14 Eastern Time, August 29th 1997.


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  • #22
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    10 seconds in heaven is better than no seconds in heaven


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I can just about remember the first time, it was so underwhelming.

    But the first time it was good? oh , now that I remember.

    Damn.:P

    Id pay good money to have that again for a night.


  • #24
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I basically followed him into a toilet and straddled him.

    To this day I've been dying to do it again, I know its gross, weird and tacky but I think its such a turn on!


  • #25
    Norwesterner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Norwesterner


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I basically followed him into a toilet and straddled him.

    To this day I've been dying to do it again, I know its gross, weird and tacky but I think its such a turn on!
    Did you eventually let him have a dump?


  • #26
    nocoverart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    Keith wrote: »
    Wont remember til after i get married.

    Oh really, do tell. Is this your decision or you going out with the chick from Fair City?


  • #27
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Norwesterner wrote: »
    When people thought you could catch AIDS by kissing or touching a door knob.
    You're not supposed to be kissing door knobs anyway.


  • #28
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I basically followed him into a toilet and straddled him.

    To this day I've been dying to do it again, I know its gross, weird and tacky but I think its such a turn on!

    While he was taking a dump?

    Durty.


  • #29
    KeithM89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    nocoverart wrote: »
    Oh really, do tell. Is this your decision or you going out with the chick from Fair City?

    If we are thinking of the same lass, i wish i was ridin her!


  • #30
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    While he was taking a dump?

    Durty.

    I've done weirder :o he wasn't taking a dump! He was at the sink washing his hands and I pulled him into a cubicle.

    Sounds horrific but it was pretty f*cking hot.


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  • #31
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Keith wrote: »
    If we are thinking of the same lass, i wish i was ridin her!

    Ama? AMA and her bag? I'd rather be ridin solo


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