Can you remember your first time

Specialun

Watching the inbetweeners episode where simon loses his virginity

Can you remember yours?how did it go

Mine was after a teenage disco at a houseparty..best 15 secs of her life i gave her.....

biko

Can I remember my first time Watching the inbetweeners episode where simon loses his virginity ?


No I can't

Cool_CM

Specialun wrote: »

Watching the inbetweeners episode where simon loses his virginity

Can you remember yours?how did it go

Mine was after a teenage disco at a houseparty..best 15 secs of her life i gave her.....

It doesn't count unless you can describe it using only Microsoft paint.

artanevilla

I remember the episode all right, but I don't remember watching it.

Sauve

I'm waiting for that someone special

nocoverart

Cool_CM wrote: »

It doesn't count unless you can describe it using only Microsoft paint.

Ha yeah, was that on here? I'm thinking it was a thread on NeoGaf for some reason.

Mariasofia

Do i remember?



Will i ever forget ?

Ihatecuddles-old

So I had one bent over the table, there was one who I was fingering and I was just toe f*cking the one on the floor.

Cool_CM

nocoverart wrote: »

Ha yeah, was that on here? I'm thinking it was a thread on NeoGaf for some reason.

Yup, great thread!

http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2055045591

Mr. G

I'm with Biko on this one:

sorry can't remember ever watching the imbetweeners episode where simon loses his verginity.

Talib Fiasco

At a house party AFTER a teenage disco.

Jees you might as well say on holidays with a french wan.

Spunge

thought i was having sex, felt awesome, was actually between ass cheeks and pillow, she corrected it, didnt care felt awesome.

Sciprio

Mariasofia wrote: »

Do i remember?



Will i ever forget ?

Be honest! I wasn't that good!

I'll report back when it happens.

KeithM89

Wont remember til after i get married.

Banjo String

I lost mine when I was still an alter boy.

Never seen father pat since come to think of it.

Norwesterner

Yes.
Circa 1985.
When people thought you could catch AIDS by kissing or touching a door knob.
Definately affected my performance and hers.
We were 2 terrified kids constantly checking to see if the Condom was not ripped.
Disaster.

Mariasofia

Sciprio wrote: »

Be honest! I wasn't that good!

No you weren't......he was though .

Wacker The Attacker

You cant bait the gash

Specialun

TheComeUp wrote: »

At a house party AFTER a teenage disco.

Jees you might as well say on holidays with a french wan.

Ah yeah sooooo unrealistic

MJ23

2.14 Eastern Time, August 29th 1997.

lkionm

10 seconds in heaven is better than no seconds in heaven

I can just about remember the first time, it was so underwhelming.

But the first time it was good? oh , now that I remember.

Damn.:P

Id pay good money to have that again for a night.

Ihatecuddles-old

I basically followed him into a toilet and straddled him.

To this day I've been dying to do it again, I know its gross, weird and tacky but I think its such a turn on!

Norwesterner

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I basically followed him into a toilet and straddled him.

To this day I've been dying to do it again, I know its gross, weird and tacky but I think its such a turn on!

Did you eventually let him have a dump?

nocoverart

Keith wrote: »

Wont remember til after i get married.

Oh really, do tell. Is this your decision or you going out with the chick from Fair City?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Norwesterner wrote: »

When people thought you could catch AIDS by kissing or touching a door knob.

You're not supposed to be kissing door knobs anyway.

Micky Dolenz

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I basically followed him into a toilet and straddled him.

To this day I've been dying to do it again, I know its gross, weird and tacky but I think its such a turn on!

While he was taking a dump?

Durty.

KeithM89

nocoverart wrote: »

Oh really, do tell. Is this your decision or you going out with the chick from Fair City?

If we are thinking of the same lass, i wish i was ridin her!

Ihatecuddles-old

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

While he was taking a dump?

Durty.

I've done weirder he wasn't taking a dump! He was at the sink washing his hands and I pulled him into a cubicle.

Sounds horrific but it was pretty f*cking hot.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Keith wrote: »

If we are thinking of the same lass, i wish i was ridin her!

Ama? AMA and her bag? I'd rather be ridin solo

somefeen

Yeah we were both virgins, it was incredible. I had ridicolous boner since I had my first kiss, touched my first boob, had my first blowjob, gave oral for the first time and then was set to lose my virginity all in the space of three hours.
We were on a ****ing roll, neither of us had done any of this stuff before and were just doing as much as we could. So many firsts that night, if I sucked her nipples it was the first time anyone had sucked them, if she stroked my dick it was the first time anyone (except myself :P ) had done it.
It was ****ing amazing right until we decided to go all the way. She was dripping wet and gagging for it so I got the condom on, got into position and..............it wouldnt fecking go in.
Tried for ages and it was actually just really sore for both of us. I actually very got very fustrated and angry, she eventually calmed me down with a blowjob and we tried again. We were only able to get it in about halfway, but it was the best 5 minutes ever :P
I'll never forget it, it was one of the best nights of my life.

wil

Ah yes, it was 6pm exactly.
But that was easy coz the big hand was at the top and the little hand at the bottom.
Took me a bit longer to get used to half past and quarter to.
I think it was a Timex, very proud of it until the strap broke and I lost it.
Never likely to find it again.

TeddyTedson

I'm will to help any boardsie get the ride. Any gender, any size, any time!

somefeen

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I've done weirder he wasn't taking a dump! He was at the sink washing his hands and I pulled him into a cubicle.

Sounds horrific but it was pretty f*cking hot.

So this is why you hate cuddles? You'd rather cut to the action?

lkionm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I've done weirder he wasn't taking a dump! He was at the sink washing his hands and I pulled him into a cubicle.

Sounds horrific but it was pretty f*cking hot.

Weirder?

pappyodaniel

somefeen wrote: »

Yeah we were both virgins, it was incredible. I had ridicolous boner since I had my first kiss, touched my first boob, had my first blowjob, gave oral for the first time and then was set to lose my virginity all in the space of three hours.
We were on a ****ing roll, neither of us had done any of this stuff before and were just doing as much as we could. So many firsts that night, if I sucked her nipples it was the first time anyone had sucked them, if she stroked my dick it was the first time anyone (except myself :P ) had done it.
It was ****ing amazing right until we decided to go all the way. She was dripping wet and gagging for it so I got the condom on, got into position and..............it wouldnt fecking go in.
Tried for ages and it was actually just really sore for both of us. I actually very got very fustrated and angry, she eventually calmed me down with a blowjob and we tried again. We were only able to get it in about halfway, but it was the best 5 minutes ever :P
I'll never forget it, it was one of the best nights of my life.

Thinly veiled "Ive a big knob" post :rolleyes:

somefeen

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Thinly veiled "Ive a big knob" post :rolleyes:

If anything its a thinly veiled "My girlfriends got a tight fanny" post. My knob is about average. :rolleyes:

Sandypants

In a car up the mountains..... Thsts class rite there!!.... Best part was to cum...haha...i got knocked up.... Clearly my sex talk in school by the nuns didnt wrk 2 well!!

Ihatecuddles-old

lkionm wrote: »

Weirder?

Yeah, I've done all the 'normal' weird things to do in bed.

I don't actually hate cuddles, I only like them with certain people!

Ihatecuddles-old

Sandypants wrote: »

.... Best part was to cum..!!

That's my favourite part too :P

lkionm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Yeah, I've done all the 'normal' weird things to do in bed.

I don't actually hate cuddles, I only like them with certain people!

I feel pure innocent when you say that.

Nothing better than a first time with her parents downstairs and you do the cycle of pride home and throw the condom into a bush. pretty sure that was the day I noticed a hair on my chest as well.

Ihatecuddles-old

lkionm wrote: »

I feel pure innocent when you say that.

Nothing better than a first time with her parents downstairs and you do the cycle of pride home and throw the condom into a bush. pretty sure that was the day I noticed a hair on my chest as well.

You f*cked her parents downstairs and then you threw the condom n a bush??

lkionm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

You f*cked her parents downstairs and then you threw the condom n a bush??

yes, although, when you say that. It was more poking and the friction of her skin and the bed.

Trying to be queit when she was upstairs being pure awkward was pretty hard.

zenno

can you remember your first time

Oh Yeah, I remember the first time very well, being surrounded with hepatitis A strawberries and red berries in a cornfield with the sun shining down on my magnificent forward motion exercises with the yowels of a woman howling to the full moon.

It was the best time of my life indeed, until we heard a large old country gate being opened and a farmer with a tractor approached thereforth and spotted us both. We both blushed as said farmer confronted us, but later in the week when i met this farmer he said our faces were a bright yellow colour ? un-knowledgeable regarding this yellow colour on both of our faces we headed off into the hay-barn with a few hens and chickens and began clucking intensely again.

That was a good day i must say.

The Backwards Man

In the back of a Ford Escort van. I'd been using it to shift a Stanley range earlier that day so everything was covered in soot.

Wibbs

TheComeUp wrote: »

At a house party AFTER a teenage disco.

Jees you might as well say on holidays with a french wan.

Actually, mine was on holidays(only in Spain and she was English). Even then I knew it sounded highly suspect so said nada.

wp_rathead

somefeen wrote: »

Yeah we were both virgins, it was incredible. I had ridicolous boner since I had my first kiss, touched my first boob, had my first blowjob, gave oral for the first time and then was set to lose my virginity all in the space of three hours.
We were on a ****ing roll, neither of us had done any of this stuff before and were just doing as much as we could. So many firsts that night, if I sucked her nipples it was the first time anyone had sucked them, if she stroked my dick it was the first time anyone (except myself :P ) had done it.
It was ****ing amazing right until we decided to go all the way. She was dripping wet and gagging for it so I got the condom on, got into position and..............it wouldnt fecking go in.
Tried for ages and it was actually just really sore for both of us. I actually very got very fustrated and angry, she eventually calmed me down with a blowjob and we tried again. We were only able to get it in about halfway, but it was the best 5 minutes ever :P
I'll never forget it, it was one of the best nights of my life.

You lasted 5mins!
STUD!!!

Seedy Arling

The first time i watched Simon lose his virginity was in the Summer of 1995.

wil

The Backwards Man wrote: »

In the back of a Ford Escort van. I'd been using it to shift a Stanley range earlier that day so everything was covered in soot.

I heard they ran away together and had a little micrawave
/groan

jester77

Does anal count? Going out with a girl, we were both virgins at the time. We tried anal out a few times, so technically was she still a virgin even though I wasn't?