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Unusual encounters with people!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    I once met a lad dressed as a medieval jester in a pub in Prague who pulled out a deck of cards and asked me to name a card. I said 7h and he turns over the top card which was indeed the 7h?

    How the f*ck he did that I will never know?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    MadsL wrote: »
    You went for a walk at 1am on your own in one of the most known gay cruising spots in Ireland. What were you expecting?

    Well i know that now.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,543 ✭✭✭Mick Murdock


    MadsL wrote: »
    I once met a lad dressed as a medieval jester in a pub in Prague who pulled out a deck of cards and asked me to name a card. I said 7h and he turns over the top card which was indeed the 7h?

    How the f*ck he did that I will never know?

    ..and what happened next?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭apollo8


    OneArt wrote: »
    He never asked you if you'd seen a grown man naked?

    Think that one went woooosh like an aeroplane over peoples heads


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    OneArt wrote: »
    He never asked you if you'd seen a grown man naked?

    or been in a Turkish prison ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    apollo8 wrote: »
    Think that one went woooosh like an aeroplane over peoples heads

    Airplane! Like an Airplane!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 66 ✭✭corklad12


    I actually just remembered I was in the same shop a few months ago and I was at the counter at a woman asked me the time. I told her as she asked to try on my watch I said okay. Then when she got to the counter she asked the woman at the till could she try on her rings and necklace. I thought she was a bit strange asking to try on peoples watches/rings but she was very friendly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    corklad12 wrote: »
    It's a shop located in the city center. It has a grocery, home-ware's and ladies, mens and children's clothing departments.

    Hmm I'll never guess.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    Years ago on the day of my LC results I was walking around town looking for lunch when this woman crossed the road. Totally gone in the head. Held my hand, called me her son then changed it that I was her ex husband who tried to kill her. Asked about all the relations and everything. Cross eyed and spitty aswel. She got me in a doctors waiting room one day too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    jprboy wrote: »
    Interesting, I'm really curious to know what you got......

    I was JUST wondering the same thing ....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    This is a thinly veiled thread about how to effectively pull gay oul fellas, isn't it?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 66 ✭✭corklad12


    This is a thinly veiled thread about how to effectively pull gay oul fellas, isn't it?

    Was he actually gay tough or was he just a friendly old man?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    I'm just seeking clarification here. I don't tend to have unusual encounters with oul lads who want to suck me off. Then again, I don't tend to spend 45 minutes chatting to creepy people or letting people goose me on benches at night in known cruising areas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭policarp


    Happens nearly every night in our local boozer. . .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    Reading the OP and the was an Advertisement underneath it saying " Gay men at your fingertips" made me lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭IceFjoem


    I say sitting down for anther 5 mins or...

    Taking down the tent?...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    corklad12 wrote: »
    I actually just remembered I was in the same shop a few months ago and I was at the counter at a woman asked me the time. I told her as she asked to try on my watch I said okay. Then when she got to the counter she asked the woman at the till could she try on her rings and necklace. I thought she was a bit strange asking to try on peoples watches/rings but she was very friendly.

    I was on a bus down to Tralee last year with a friend and a old woman across the aisle grabbed my wrist and started asking me about my bracelet, how did it tie, and she had one like it, would I tie it for her?

    I did so. I wasn't really sure what else I could have done...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 66 ✭✭corklad12


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »
    I'd find a new a new place to do the grocery shopping if I were you

    I actually don't go there that often!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    No. I only have the usual encounters with people I don't know :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    I was coming home from my boyfriends once when a man sat behind me and proceeded to talk for the whole journey, He asked did I ever see people swimming naked on the beach, Did I ever take drugs or did any of my friends? he then stared at a man until the man offered him some of his crisps, Then he started to rant about gay people and asked did I ever meet a gay person:confused: Most stressful journey of my life, He kept reminding me how many kilometres was left in the journey as well:mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,145 ✭✭✭Katgurl


    Years ago I was on bus home sitting at the back upstairs (clearly looking for trouble) when this guy sits down beside me with a big smile. Given he lookedike he fell out of heaven I offered no resistance when he struck up conversation. For the next ten minutes lots of hair tossing, fluttering eyelashes and smiling went in his direction.

    He then asked if I liked animals. A cat girl, I clarified. He doesn't mind cats he informed me, but he hates dogs. He then describes how the previous day his next door neighbour's dog went to the toilet in his driveway and his nephew stood in the dog poo while wearing new trainers, ruining them.

    As the trainers cost nearly 100 bills he felt it was only fair he went round to the neighbours and cut the dog's head off.

    Feeling suddenly faint I excused myself and sat downstairs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    Katgurl wrote: »
    Years ago I was on bus home sitting at the back upstairs (clearly looking for trouble) when this guy sits down beside me with a big smile. Given he lookedike he fell out of heaven I offered no resistance when he struck up conversation. For the next ten minutes lots of hair tossing, fluttering eyelashes and smiling went in his direction.

    He then asked if I liked animals. A cat girl, I clarified. He doesn't mind cats he informed me, but he hates dogs. He then describes how the previous day his next door neighbour's dog went to the toilet in his driveway and his nephew stood in the dog poo while wearing new trainers, ruining them.

    As the trainers cost nearly 100 bills he felt it was only fair he went round to the neighbours and cut the dog's head off.

    Feeling suddenly faint I excused myself and sat downstairs.
    Well you know the old saying "never judge a lover by his look" ;)


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