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Tipidy top tips to cool down! Hubba hubba!

  • 18-07-2013 06:49PM
    #1
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    As a veteran of the heat from living in a hot country almost 4 years, I'd like to provide my fellow country men and women with some top tips to keep cool under the sun (;)).


    For the ladies:

    Take the cushiony bits that are there to make your boobs look bigger than they are out of your bras and replace them with ice. You'll have Baltic Boobs in no time!



    For the boys:


    Put some ice in a condom and put on your member. Chilly willy ahoy!



    Anymore top tips anyone else would like to share?


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Comments

  • #2
    Noxin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,905 ✭✭✭Noxin


    wut?


  • #3
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Put a blanket on your leather couch before you fap on it. WIll save you from sliding off.


  • #4
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Thanks for the charitable "thanks" from Tigger there. I immediately regretted posting this. I'm ready for the onslaught.


  • #5
    Raiden Disgusting Nomad
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Raiden Disgusting Nomad


    Wear two pairs of sunglasses
    Then you'll be super cool


  • #6
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Put your fake beard in the freezer for a couple of hours before putting it on to keep your lower face cold.


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  • #7
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,386 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Open the fridge,sorted like.


  • #8
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Sleep under the bed instead of under the blankets. They say heat rises, so while the bed heats rapidly, you stay cool.


  • #9
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Set the oven to cold and leave the door open.

    I do set my hair dryer to cold and give myself a blow to cool down :o


  • #10
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,707 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Set the oven to cold and leave the door open.

    I do set my hair dryer to cold and give myself a blow to cool down :o

    Did you get a set of ribs removed or something?


  • #11
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    coolhull wrote: »
    Sleep under the bed instead of under the blankets. They say heat rises, so while the bed heats rapidly, you stay cool.

    blankets are insulators,they regenerate the heat between the bed and you and the isolate you from the cool air outside.

    Edit: nevermind I totally misread the situation


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  • #12
    KeithM89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Build a tent infront of your open freezer, itll save you money on an expensive air conditioner.


  • #13
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Buy a fan or borrow one from a friend. Turn it onto full and remember what Ireland used to feel like.


  • #14
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Get nekkid and hang out the window while driving like billy-o up and down the m50.

    Works for me.


  • #15
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Cold shower every hour on the hour.


  • #16
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    aaronjumper wrote: »
    Buy a fan or borrow one from a friend. Turn it onto full and remember what Ireland used to feel like.

    You need to throw wet leaves in front of it every 30 seconds to get the full effect.


  • #17
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Why would I want to cool down? :confused:


  • #18
    April O Neill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    For the ladies:

    Take the cushiony bits that are there to make your boobs look bigger than they are out of your bras and replace them with ice. You'll have Baltic Boobs in no time!

    My bras don't need that cushiony bit. :cool::P:pac:


  • #19
    April O Neill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    coolhull wrote: »
    Sleep under the bed instead of under the blankets. They say heat rises, so while the bed heats rapidly, you stay cool.

    No, spiders and the bogeyman live there. :(


  • #20
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    April O Neill wrote: »
    My bras don't need that cushiony bit. :cool::P:pac:

    Then replace the boobs in your bra for ice!


  • #21
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    April O Neill wrote: »
    My bras don't need that cushiony bit. :cool::P:pac:

    Pics or gtfo.

    :)


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  • #22
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    endacl wrote: »
    Pics or gtfo.

    :)

    Ha, Denied


  • #23
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    More water.


  • #24
    calanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 271 ✭✭calanus


    Frozen grapes are awesome


  • #25
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Organise to meet friends at the supermarket freezer aisle


  • #26
    amber2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,726 ✭✭✭amber2


    sunflower27 wrote: »
    Organise to meet friends at the supermarket freezer aisle

    Better still empty your freezer at home of all that crap and sit into it ... Maybe even fill it with water first ... Ice cool!


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Keep a small plant sprayer full of water in the fridge. Spritz yourself liberally and stand in front of the fan, cooling yourself by evaporation.


  • #28
    April O Neill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    Then replace the boobs in your bra for ice!

    I dunno.. I'm not all that comfortable with carrying out minor surgery on myself... sure I'll give it a bash, why not?

    :pac:


  • #29
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Would it be a good thing though if your boobs were rock hard??


  • #30
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    I forgot to wash a pair of light pants for work yesterday, so I took a chance and washed them and they were still wet with about an hour to go before I was due in. Hung them on the line for about 20 minutes and then put them on, still damp but not dripping wet. Essentially my tip is to wear wet clothes, sure they dry on you in no time and keep you cool all afternoon.


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  • #31
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Give up anything that makes you sweat, such as work, spicy food, and sex.


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