Onion left on wall ??????

Reamer Fanny · 12-07-2013 01:48AM

Great thread brought a tear to my eye

Seedy Arling · 12-07-2013 02:08AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I have a reputation for hiding onions in boardsies bedrooms I can safely say I had nothing to do with this.

Where do you hide them? Sounds kinky.

wil · 12-07-2013 02:30AM

Zaph wrote: »

There was a single crinkle cut chip in my back garden the other day. I found a lump of coal another day and a slice of bread once, plus all sorts of other random stuff. The only access to the garden is through the house, so either there are a lot of birds in the area who can't carry as much as they thought they could or one of my neighbours is trying to mess with my head.

Obviously Voodoo.:eek:

Who did you pi$$ off recently?

MadsL · 12-07-2013 04:08AM

Academic wrote: »

Correct.

"The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land."

Cheers,

Ac

Are you suggesting onions migrate?

ruthloss · 12-07-2013 06:48AM

MadsL wrote: »

Are you suggesting onions migrate?

Academic wrote: »

Correct.

"The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land."

Cheers,

Ac

Yes, and 'plumbers' are an ungrateful shower!.:D

Ted_YNWA · 12-07-2013 06:56AM

Its your neighbours way of bringing summat for bbq.. Invite me . Ahem .. Him now.

JonSnuuu · 12-07-2013 07:09AM

One trick is to tell em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..

hardCopy · 12-07-2013 07:54AM

jhegarty wrote: »

I would guess someone was climbing over the wall and it came off their belt.

As was the style at the time

ToddyDoody · 12-07-2013 08:01AM

Did you contact / set up a residents association?

mattjack · 12-07-2013 08:06AM

Zaph wrote: »

There was a single crinkle cut chip in my back garden the other day. I found a lump of coal another day and a slice of bread once, plus all sorts of other random stuff. The only access to the garden is through the house, so either there are a lot of birds in the area who can't carry as much as they thought they could or one of my neighbours is trying to mess with my head.

Hold on , I heard a lot of crap in AH ,but this takes the biscuit... are you trying to tell us one of your neighbours flie,s over your house and regularly drops junk in your garden.

noddyone2 · 12-07-2013 08:15AM

jeni wrote: »

Soooooo i spent most of this evening cleaning out my back garden getting ready for a bbq on sat, i had to do some painting and contimplated painting the top op my back wall

I went over looked at my back wall and decided against it

My husband also cleaned spider webs off the back wall

Two hours later after watching tv, decided to call dog in but she refused to come in, she was sitting staring at something on the wall

We went to see what it was, half an onion had been placed on my back wall

Wtf ??? Only access is through my garden, someone had to of put it there

Seriously WTF ?????

What did the spiders do to that you destroyed their homes? Maybe leaving onion bits around is their revenge!

foxinsox · 12-07-2013 08:27AM

Zaph wrote: »

There was a single crinkle cut chip in my back garden the other day. I found a lump of coal another day and a slice of bread once, plus all sorts of other random stuff. The only access to the garden is through the house, so either there are a lot of birds in the area who can't carry as much as they thought they could or one of my neighbours is trying to mess with my head.

That terror is also happening in my garden..

Only yesterday I found a squashed strawberry with boot prints on it, was it pre squashed outside my garden and chucked over the wall?

Or was it some twisted person with a boot and strawberry fetish staging their ultimate fantasy on my lawn while I was at work?

The odd chip has appeared, never crinkle cut though. You must live in a posh area.

Guill · 12-07-2013 08:30AM

jeni wrote: »

Soooooo i spent most of this evening cleaning out my back garden getting ready for a bbq on sat, i had to do some painting and contimplated painting the top op my back wall

I went over looked at my back wall and decided against it

My husband also cleaned spider webs off the back wall

Two hours later after watching tv, decided to call dog in but she refused to come in, she was sitting staring at something on the wall

We went to see what it was, half an onion had been placed on my back wall

Wtf ??? Only access is through my garden, someone had to of put it there

Seriously WTF ?????

The old onion on the wall number. Classic.

Ghost Buster · 12-07-2013 08:36AM

jeni wrote: »

Soooooo i spent most of this evening cleaning out my back garden getting ready for a bbq on sat, i had to do some painting and contimplated painting the top op my back wall

I went over looked at my back wall and decided against it

My husband also cleaned spider webs off the back wall

Two hours later after watching tv, decided to call dog in but she refused to come in, she was sitting staring at something on the wall

We went to see what it was, half an onion had been placed on my back wall

Wtf ??? Only access is through my garden, someone had to of put it there

Seriously WTF ?????

Not kidding here but you have a Wiccan for a neighbour. In witchcraft a cut onion absorbs bad vides/evil/ negative energy yadda yadda. Either a wiccan neighbour thinks you are bad news or thinks you are having a hard time!

Ihatecuddles-old · 12-07-2013 08:45AM

Seedy Arling wrote: »

Where do you hide them? Sounds kinky.

It's not kinky. I hide them in the bed, under clothes, in drawers. I don't know why, but it makes me laugh..

SuperGrover · 12-07-2013 08:53AM

jeni wrote: »

Soooooo i spent most of this evening cleaning out my back garden getting ready for a bbq on sat, i had to do some painting and contimplated painting the top op my back wall

I went over looked at my back wall and decided against it

My husband also cleaned spider webs off the back wall

Two hours later after watching tv, decided to call dog in but she refused to come in, she was sitting staring at something on the wall

We went to see what it was, half an onion had been placed on my back wall

Wtf ??? Only access is through my garden, someone had to of put it there

Seriously WTF ?????

Might be a bit of a long shot here, but this isn't in Artane, by any chance?

wendell borton · 12-07-2013 09:08AM

This could possibly be the culprit, http://watermarked.impactphotos.com/1270129.jpg.

Or else its some form of hobo code to tell a sad story.

Auldloon · 12-07-2013 09:38AM

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it seems that someone doesn't like you. It's piseogs. Your butter will turn in the churn and those bonham's you're fattening will never make it to market.