Onion left on wall ??????

jeni

Soooooo i spent most of this evening cleaning out my back garden getting ready for a bbq on sat, i had to do some painting and contimplated painting the top op my back wall

I went over looked at my back wall and decided against it

My husband also cleaned spider webs off the back wall

Two hours later after watching tv, decided to call dog in but she refused to come in, she was sitting staring at something on the wall

We went to see what it was, half an onion had been placed on my back wall

Wtf ??? Only access is through my garden, someone had to of put it there

Seriously WTF ?????

delw

Somebody wants onions on their burger

4zn76tysfajdxp

jeni wrote: »

Onion left on wall ??????

jeni wrote: »

We went to see what it was, half an onion had been placed on my back wall

Where did the other half go? :eek:

King George VI

jeni wrote: »

We went to see what it was, half an onion had been placed on my back wall

Seriously WTF ?????

That onion has every right to be there just as much as any vegetable. Don't be so ****ing discriminate.

endacl

Aliens. Its a sign. They want you to leave a banana out beside it.

kraggy

Anti-cat device?

KeithM89

What did the Armed Response Unit do to the poor Onion?

Ihatecuddles-old

I have a reputation for hiding onions in boardsies bedrooms I can safely say I had nothing to do with this.

jhegarty

I would guess someone was climbing over the wall and it came off their belt.

nocoverart

A fascinating thread with so many layers.

endacl

jhegarty wrote: »

I would guess someone was climbing over the wall and it came off their belt.

Someone French? Any sign of a stripey jumper OP? Can you hear an accordian?

You have been paid a visit by the Onion Witch.

Await further instructions...

Zaph

There was a single crinkle cut chip in my back garden the other day. I found a lump of coal another day and a slice of bread once, plus all sorts of other random stuff. The only access to the garden is through the house, so either there are a lot of birds in the area who can't carry as much as they thought they could or one of my neighbours is trying to mess with my head.

Mr.Prodston

You know how that old saying goes OP?

"A mysterious onion on the wall, time for a nice cuppa tae"

Artful_Badger

It was probably dropped by a migrating swallow.

jeni

Keith wrote: »

What did the Armed Response Unit do to the poor Onion?

Lol the onion is no more

endacl

Zaph wrote: »

There was a single crinkle cut chip in my back garden the other day. I found a lump or coal another day and a slice of bread once, plus all sorts of other random stuff. The only access to the garden is through the house, so either there are a lot of birds in the area who can't carry as much as they thought they could or one of my neighbours is trying to mess with my head.

A friend of mine some years ago was constantly whinging about missing socks and wooden clothes pegs from his washing line. Only the wooden ones, which was weird. He presumed it was the neighbourhood kids 'aving a larf. Last Summer he went to clear some trees from the end of his garden and found a load of crows nests in the tree made from....

Yep. True story. Wouldn't put anything past those pesky corvids.

lkionm

Onions take the smell from the paint.

Maybe you are haunted and the ghost dosent like the smell of paint.

KeithM89

jeni wrote: »

Lol the onion is no more

Itll all end in tears.






/gets coat

lkionm

Keith wrote: »

Itll all end in tears.






/gets coat

**top tip**

Cut the onion in half and put it into a bowl of water first and no tears.

harry Bailey esq

most likely the work of a ham fisted seagull,but don't let that assumption spoil a fine thread

endacl

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

most likely the work of a ham fisted seagull,but don't let that assumption spoil a fine thread

He was carrying a ham too?!? Just how big are seagulls around your way??!!??

Gyalist

A cut onion is an old trick for getting rid of the smell of fresh paint. I've never heard of it being used outdoors though.

endacl

Gyalist wrote: »

A cut onion is an old trick for getting rid of the smell of fresh paint. I've never heard of it being used outdoors though.

Paint? Loads of people use it outdoors!

:P

corklad12

I blame Sally!

Academic

Artful_Badger wrote: »

It was probably dropped by a migrating swallow.

Correct.

"The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land."

Cheers,

Ac

harry Bailey esq

endacl wrote: »

He was carrying a ham too?!? Just how big are seagulls around your way??!!??

huge cnuts,probably from all the ham and onions they are munching on

kraggy

Keith wrote: »

What did the Armed Response Unit do to the poor Onion?

Leave the Peelers out of this.

policarp

Stake out the joint.

Mr.Prodston

That onion is running rings around you :pac:

StewartGriffin

lkionm wrote: »

Onions take the smell from the paint.

This. I expect your neighbor was sitting in garden, oppressed by the paint smell, and put an onion on wall in hope to absorb it.

Reamer Fanny

Great thread brought a tear to my eye

Seedy Arling

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I have a reputation for hiding onions in boardsies bedrooms I can safely say I had nothing to do with this.

Where do you hide them? Sounds kinky.

wil

Zaph wrote: »

There was a single crinkle cut chip in my back garden the other day. I found a lump of coal another day and a slice of bread once, plus all sorts of other random stuff. The only access to the garden is through the house, so either there are a lot of birds in the area who can't carry as much as they thought they could or one of my neighbours is trying to mess with my head.

Obviously Voodoo.:eek:

Who did you pi$$ off recently?

MadsL

Academic wrote: »

Correct.

"The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land."

Cheers,

Ac

Are you suggesting onions migrate?

ruthloss

MadsL wrote: »

Are you suggesting onions migrate?

Academic wrote: »

Correct.

"The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land."

Cheers,

Ac

Yes, and 'plumbers' are an ungrateful shower!.:D

Ted_YNWA

Its your neighbours way of bringing summat for bbq.. Invite me . Ahem .. Him now.

JonSnuuu

One trick is to tell em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..

hardCopy

jhegarty wrote: »

I would guess someone was climbing over the wall and it came off their belt.

As was the style at the time

ToddyDoody

Did you contact / set up a residents association?

mattjack

Zaph wrote: »

There was a single crinkle cut chip in my back garden the other day. I found a lump of coal another day and a slice of bread once, plus all sorts of other random stuff. The only access to the garden is through the house, so either there are a lot of birds in the area who can't carry as much as they thought they could or one of my neighbours is trying to mess with my head.

Hold on , I heard a lot of crap in AH ,but this takes the biscuit... are you trying to tell us one of your neighbours flie,s over your house and regularly drops junk in your garden.

noddyone2

jeni wrote: »

Soooooo i spent most of this evening cleaning out my back garden getting ready for a bbq on sat, i had to do some painting and contimplated painting the top op my back wall

I went over looked at my back wall and decided against it

My husband also cleaned spider webs off the back wall

Two hours later after watching tv, decided to call dog in but she refused to come in, she was sitting staring at something on the wall

We went to see what it was, half an onion had been placed on my back wall

Wtf ??? Only access is through my garden, someone had to of put it there

Seriously WTF ?????

What did the spiders do to that you destroyed their homes? Maybe leaving onion bits around is their revenge!

foxinsox

Zaph wrote: »

There was a single crinkle cut chip in my back garden the other day. I found a lump of coal another day and a slice of bread once, plus all sorts of other random stuff. The only access to the garden is through the house, so either there are a lot of birds in the area who can't carry as much as they thought they could or one of my neighbours is trying to mess with my head.

That terror is also happening in my garden..

Only yesterday I found a squashed strawberry with boot prints on it, was it pre squashed outside my garden and chucked over the wall?

Or was it some twisted person with a boot and strawberry fetish staging their ultimate fantasy on my lawn while I was at work?

The odd chip has appeared, never crinkle cut though. You must live in a posh area.

Guill

jeni wrote: »

Soooooo i spent most of this evening cleaning out my back garden getting ready for a bbq on sat, i had to do some painting and contimplated painting the top op my back wall

I went over looked at my back wall and decided against it

My husband also cleaned spider webs off the back wall

Two hours later after watching tv, decided to call dog in but she refused to come in, she was sitting staring at something on the wall

We went to see what it was, half an onion had been placed on my back wall

Wtf ??? Only access is through my garden, someone had to of put it there

Seriously WTF ?????

The old onion on the wall number. Classic.

Ghost Buster

jeni wrote: »

Soooooo i spent most of this evening cleaning out my back garden getting ready for a bbq on sat, i had to do some painting and contimplated painting the top op my back wall

I went over looked at my back wall and decided against it

My husband also cleaned spider webs off the back wall

Two hours later after watching tv, decided to call dog in but she refused to come in, she was sitting staring at something on the wall

We went to see what it was, half an onion had been placed on my back wall

Wtf ??? Only access is through my garden, someone had to of put it there

Seriously WTF ?????

Not kidding here but you have a Wiccan for a neighbour. In witchcraft a cut onion absorbs bad vides/evil/ negative energy yadda yadda. Either a wiccan neighbour thinks you are bad news or thinks you are having a hard time!

Ihatecuddles-old

Seedy Arling wrote: »

Where do you hide them? Sounds kinky.

It's not kinky. I hide them in the bed, under clothes, in drawers. I don't know why, but it makes me laugh..

SuperGrover

jeni wrote: »

Soooooo i spent most of this evening cleaning out my back garden getting ready for a bbq on sat, i had to do some painting and contimplated painting the top op my back wall

I went over looked at my back wall and decided against it

My husband also cleaned spider webs off the back wall

Two hours later after watching tv, decided to call dog in but she refused to come in, she was sitting staring at something on the wall

We went to see what it was, half an onion had been placed on my back wall

Wtf ??? Only access is through my garden, someone had to of put it there

Seriously WTF ?????

Might be a bit of a long shot here, but this isn't in Artane, by any chance?

wendell borton

This could possibly be the culprit, http://watermarked.impactphotos.com/1270129.jpg.

Or else its some form of hobo code to tell a sad story.

Auldloon

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it seems that someone doesn't like you. It's piseogs. Your butter will turn in the churn and those bonham's you're fattening will never make it to market.

travis1976

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I have a reputation for hiding onions in boardsies bedrooms I can safely say I had nothing to do with this.

Onions eh? Interesting...

Drift

Artful_Badger wrote: »

It was probably dropped by a migrating swallow.

An African swallow or a European swallow?