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Nigerian Soccer teams AMAZING full time score!!!!

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  • 09-07-2013 09:58PM
    #1
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭


    What an amazing outcome for these two Nigerian teams.......
    Four clubs involved in two play-off matches that ended 79-0 and 67-0 respectively - a total of 146 goals - have been suspended in Nigeria.

    Plateau United Feeders were 79-0 victors over Akurba FC while Police Machine FC demolished Bubayaro FC 67-0.

    "It is unacceptable - a scandal of huge proportions," said Muke Umeh, chairman of the Nigerian Football Federation (NFF) Organising Committee.

    "The teams are suspended indefinitely, pending further sanctions."Plateau United Feeders and Police Machine went into the matches level on points, with promotion to the lowest tier of the Nationwide League Division at stake.

    Feeders scored 72 of their goals in the second half, while Police Machine reportedly scored 61 times after the break in their game.The results meant that Plateau edged above Police Machine on goal difference.

    Umeh added: "We will investigate this matter thoroughly and get to the bottom of it."The NFF's director of competitions, Dr Mohammed Sanusi, gave assurances that the Organising Committee would hand out severe sanctions on all persons and institutions indicted by the investigation."The teams involved, their players and officials, match officials, coordinator and anyone found to have played some role in this despicable matter would be severely dealt with," Sanusi said.
    http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/23240104?SThisFB


    seems legit. :pac:


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    #2
    returnNull
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    police machine fc! lol fukking love it:pac:


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    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    This is a non-story, typical racist bullcrap. Lots of football matches end 79-0 but just because it's a Nigerian team it makes the news.

    I'm sick of this racist crap.


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    Banjo String
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    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    This is a non-story, typical racist bullcrap. Lots of football matches end 79-0 but just because it's a Nigerian team it makes the news.

    I'm sick of this racist crap.

    great bunch of lads Dougal.


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    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    This is hardly new, wasn't there something in the news before about a 4-19 score in Nigeria?


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    Banjo String
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    Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »
    This is hardly new, wasn't there something in the news before about a 4-19 score in Nigeria?

    4-19 is some what plausible.

    However.


    Feeders scored 72 of their goals in the second half, while Police Machine reportedly scored 61 times after the break in their game.

    not bad going. considering there's normally 45 mins per half :D


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    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Same old **** in AH. Blame the Nigerians for all the ills in the world.

    Racist shit.


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    P_1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    The betting syndicate were sickened when they realised they had actually backed over 80 goals in both matches...


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    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    I wonder were the Nigerians equally flabbergasted when they heard the Republic of Ireland's results at Euro 2012?


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    Sand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,281 ✭✭✭✭Sand


    Jaysus, if you're going to try pull of a scam at least try to keep it even implausibly deniable.


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    #11
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,498 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Police Machine FC. Fantastic.

    Not quite as good as Thailand Tobacco Monopoly FC ,but still a quality name.


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    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    returnNull wrote: »
    police machine fc! lol fukking love it:pac:

    Denis Law must play for them. :p


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    Dr. Bre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,919 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    i also won the Nigerian Lottery!


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    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,591 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Longest highlights ever !


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    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Police Machine FC are a robust and organised outfit.


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    #16
    abff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,974 ✭✭✭abff


    C'mon, those scores are farcical. Why is commenting on them racist?


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    Two Tone from Limehouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 224 ✭✭Two Tone from Limehouse


    abff wrote: »
    C'mon, those scores are farcical. Why is commenting on them racist?

    I'm sure whoever is hurling the racist accusations is doing it tongue in cheek. If not, they are extremely sad people


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    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    abff wrote: »
    C'mon, those scores are farcical. Why is commenting on them racist?
    Questioning people's claims of racism can itself be racist.

    Martin Luther King.

    You wouldn't argue with MLK would you?


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    apollo8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭apollo8


    Cathal Cloch wrote: »
    You wouldn't argue with MLK would you?

    I have a team!


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    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Hello and welcome to this charity fixture,

    Police Machine FC v Super Eagles XI

    Can the otherwise incorruptible force of the machine prevail or will the eagles soar


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    Dr Turk Turkelton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭Dr Turk Turkelton


    Cathal Cloch wrote: »
    You wouldn't argue with MLK would you?

    I would if he said he scored seventy odd goals in 45 minutes and it wasn't a fix.


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    #22
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,761 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Corruption in Nigeria, well I never!


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    #23
    Killer Wench
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Killer Wench


    Was there a thread about the beheaded soccer referee?


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    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Killer Wench wrote: »
    Was there a thread about the beheaded soccer referee?

    Beheaded only after he had stabbed a player; who got confrontational after refusing to be sent off?!

    that was a fcuked up incident :eek: am only catching up on it now.


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    Killer Wench
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Killer Wench


    Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »
    Beheaded only after he had stabbed a player; who got confrontational after refusing to be sent off?!

    that was a fcuked up incident :eek: am only catching up on it now.

    Imagine, Brazil is hosting the 2014 World Cup!


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    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Killer Wench wrote: »
    Imagine, Brazil is hosting the 2014 World Cup!

    I know am looking forward to it. wouldnt wanatebe a tourist then them favela kids come down from the hills though, not male nor female. Not with their razor sharp knives, and pricks


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    #27
    Banjo String
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    Cuchulainn1. wrote: »
    I would if he said he scored seventy odd goals in 45 minutes and it wasn't a fix.

    This must be a world record.

    Is even possible?


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    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    How many footballs were they using? Was it last man back with no keeper.:D


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    #29
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    I'd love to see highlights of it just to see what the other team and their goalie was doing as 72 goals sail by in the second half. Were they on the pitch at all I wonder.


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    tin79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    abff wrote: »
    C'mon, those scores are farcical. Why is commenting on them racist?

    ERROR: Your sarcasm detector is malfunctioning.


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    muppetkiller
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,200 ✭✭✭muppetkiller


    How on earth could you even score 79 goals in 90min ?
    I mean unless they literally passed the ball from the kick-off back to the opposition and kicked directly from the halfway line and scored every time ?


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