Nigerian Soccer teams AMAZING full time score!!!!

Banjo String

What an amazing outcome for these two Nigerian teams.......

Four clubs involved in two play-off matches that ended 79-0 and 67-0 respectively - a total of 146 goals - have been suspended in Nigeria.

Plateau United Feeders were 79-0 victors over Akurba FC while Police Machine FC demolished Bubayaro FC 67-0.

"It is unacceptable - a scandal of huge proportions," said Muke Umeh, chairman of the Nigerian Football Federation (NFF) Organising Committee.

"The teams are suspended indefinitely, pending further sanctions."Plateau United Feeders and Police Machine went into the matches level on points, with promotion to the lowest tier of the Nationwide League Division at stake.

Feeders scored 72 of their goals in the second half, while Police Machine reportedly scored 61 times after the break in their game.The results meant that Plateau edged above Police Machine on goal difference.

Umeh added: "We will investigate this matter thoroughly and get to the bottom of it."The NFF's director of competitions, Dr Mohammed Sanusi, gave assurances that the Organising Committee would hand out severe sanctions on all persons and institutions indicted by the investigation."The teams involved, their players and officials, match officials, coordinator and anyone found to have played some role in this despicable matter would be severely dealt with," Sanusi said.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/23240104?SThisFB


seems legit. :pac:

returnNull

police machine fc! lol fukking love it:pac:

Fr_Dougal

This is a non-story, typical racist bullcrap. Lots of football matches end 79-0 but just because it's a Nigerian team it makes the news.

I'm sick of this racist crap.

Banjo String

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

This is a non-story, typical racist bullcrap. Lots of football matches end 79-0 but just because it's a Nigerian team it makes the news.

I'm sick of this racist crap.

great bunch of lads Dougal.

Defiler Of The Coffin

This is hardly new, wasn't there something in the news before about a 4-19 score in Nigeria?

Banjo String

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

This is hardly new, wasn't there something in the news before about a 4-19 score in Nigeria?

4-19 is some what plausible.

However.


Feeders scored 72 of their goals in the second half, while Police Machine reportedly scored 61 times after the break in their game.

not bad going. considering there's normally 45 mins per half

Karl Stein

Same old **** in AH. Blame the Nigerians for all the ills in the world.

Racist shit.

P_1

The betting syndicate were sickened when they realised they had actually backed over 80 goals in both matches...

Duckworth_Luas

I wonder were the Nigerians equally flabbergasted when they heard the Republic of Ireland's results at Euro 2012?

Sand

Jaysus, if you're going to try pull of a scam at least try to keep it even implausibly deniable.

For Forks Sake

Police Machine FC. Fantastic.

Not quite as good as Thailand Tobacco Monopoly FC ,but still a quality name.

kraggy

returnNull wrote: »

police machine fc! lol fukking love it:pac:

Denis Law must play for them.

Dr. Bre

i also won the Nigerian Lottery!

BorneTobyWilde

Longest highlights ever !

Ruudi_Mentari

Police Machine FC are a robust and organised outfit.

abff

C'mon, those scores are farcical. Why is commenting on them racist?

Two Tone from Limehouse

abff wrote: »

C'mon, those scores are farcical. Why is commenting on them racist?

I'm sure whoever is hurling the racist accusations is doing it tongue in cheek. If not, they are extremely sad people

Karl Stein

abff wrote: »

C'mon, those scores are farcical. Why is commenting on them racist?

Questioning people's claims of racism can itself be racist.

Martin Luther King.

You wouldn't argue with MLK would you?

apollo8

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

You wouldn't argue with MLK would you?

I have a team!

Ruudi_Mentari

Hello and welcome to this charity fixture,

Police Machine FC v Super Eagles XI

Can the otherwise incorruptible force of the machine prevail or will the eagles soar

Dr Turk Turkelton

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

You wouldn't argue with MLK would you?

I would if he said he scored seventy odd goals in 45 minutes and it wasn't a fix.

Cookie_Monster

Corruption in Nigeria, well I never!

Killer Wench

Was there a thread about the beheaded soccer referee?

Ruudi_Mentari

Killer Wench wrote: »

Was there a thread about the beheaded soccer referee?

Beheaded only after he had stabbed a player; who got confrontational after refusing to be sent off?!

that was a fcuked up incident :eek: am only catching up on it now.

Killer Wench

Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »

Beheaded only after he had stabbed a player; who got confrontational after refusing to be sent off?!

that was a fcuked up incident :eek: am only catching up on it now.

Imagine, Brazil is hosting the 2014 World Cup!

Ruudi_Mentari

Killer Wench wrote: »

Imagine, Brazil is hosting the 2014 World Cup!

I know am looking forward to it. wouldnt wanatebe a tourist then them favela kids come down from the hills though, not male nor female. Not with their razor sharp knives, and pricks

Banjo String

Cuchulainn1. wrote: »

I would if he said he scored seventy odd goals in 45 minutes and it wasn't a fix.

This must be a world record.

Is even possible?

Captain Chaos

How many footballs were they using? Was it last man back with no keeper.:D

Plazaman

I'd love to see highlights of it just to see what the other team and their goalie was doing as 72 goals sail by in the second half. Were they on the pitch at all I wonder.

tin79

abff wrote: »

C'mon, those scores are farcical. Why is commenting on them racist?

ERROR: Your sarcasm detector is malfunctioning.

muppetkiller

How on earth could you even score 79 goals in 90min ?
I mean unless they literally passed the ball from the kick-off back to the opposition and kicked directly from the halfway line and scored every time ?

Wattle

I bet if Fernando Torres was playing he wouldn't have scored.

studiorat

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

Same old **** in AH. Blame the Nigerians for all the ills in the world.

Racist shit.

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

This is a non-story, typical racist bullcrap. Lots of football matches end 79-0 but just because it's a Nigerian team it makes the news.

I'm sick of this racist crap.

The NIGERIAN Football Federation suspended all four teams. The RACISTS!!!!

High horse much? :pac:
Poor old Martin Luther King must be rolling in his grave.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

This is hardly new, wasn't there something in the news before about a 4-19 score in Nigeria?

Yes - Mayo only managed 1-12. Hardly an upset, though?

I Heart Internet

I'm assuming that, since both winning teams went into the games level on points, that it was goal difference that would decide who would get promoted.

Both teams must have had knowledge of how the other match was going. The two loosing teams were willing to concede as many goals as was necessary to ensure the team they were playing would be promoted (might have been something nice in it for them too I guess).

Things just got out of hand in the second half as both matches kept getting higher and higher scores....................:D

RikkFlair

muppetkiller wrote: »

How on earth could you even score 79 goals in 90min ?
I mean unless they literally passed the ball from the kick-off back to the opposition and kicked directly from the halfway line and scored every time ?

Maybe they modified one of those machines for shooting out tennis balls :pac:

biko

As some background info on Nigerians and how serious they take football.

In 1967, the two factions involved in the Nigerian Civil War agreed to a forty-eight hour ceasefire so that they could watch Pelé play an exhibition game in Lagos.

Joeface

muppetkiller wrote: »

How on earth could you even score 79 goals in 90min ?
I mean unless they literally passed the ball from the kick-off back to the opposition and kicked directly from the halfway line and scored every time ?

wasn't it 79 goal in the second half , which is like a goal every 30 sec or so with about 2.5 seconds to get the ball back to center for kick off.

Must be a bunch of fast b@st@rds ,

seriously how could anyone think this was a good plan, agreeing on the score line , at what what point did they think it would be excessive and then just keep on going.

the more I think about it the funnier it gets .

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Joeface wrote: »

wasn't it 79 goal in the second half , which is like a goal every 30 sec or so with about 2.5 seconds to get the ball back to center for kick off.

Must be a bunch of fast b@st@rds ,

seriously how could anyone think this was a good plan, agreeing on the score line , at what what point did they think it would be excessive and then just keep on going.

the more I think about it the funnier it gets .

More like 2.5 seconds to score and 30 seconds to get a restart. At some point the must have just been kicking it from the center circle. Also, the refs apparently were in on it and added ****loads of extra time.

DEFTLEFTHAND

What kind of bonehead would think something like this would fly? It's mind boggling to the likes of us and it must be out there on Jupiter to any seasoned US or European Racketeer or gangster involved in the sports rackets.

Embarrassing.

Copper_pipe

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/nigeria/10197198/Plateau-United-Feeders-and-Police-Machine-players-banned-after-Nigerian-football-matches-end-79-0-and-67-0.html

crockholm

I'm going to write a letter to Arsenal Football Club and tell them about some sensational strikers in Nigeria that would surely sort out their shot to goal ratio...............Champions league, here we come!!!!!!!