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Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 Lapin
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    Is William trying to talk and play the kazoo at the same time ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 europa11
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    Apology to the "amblanz" crew tomorrow? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 750 Tisserand
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    How can Social Welfare possibly police this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 Dan Jaman
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    Tisserand wrote: »
    How can Social Welfare possibly police this?
    CSI jizz lamps :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ButtersSuki
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    Now I have The Lonely Island's "I'm on a boat" hiking through my head after yer man said it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 signostic
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    Joe is not having much success with his bedroom enquiries today..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ButtersSuki
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    So you're telling me every time I bring some fine ass beeyatch home to my crib for some sexy time I have to ring revenue? I will break that speed dial.....


    Ok, the above may be slightly exaggerated. Slightly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ButtersSuki
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    A pink form? Is there a brown one too? Oooh Matron!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 Dan Jaman
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    <cackle, wheeze, cough, splutter>
    Sorry Sil, were you saying something?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 Lapin
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    Whats the big laugh for.

    Did I miss something funny ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 JonathanAnon
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    "He thought I'd be perfect for the part"..

    Well stuff my old boots..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 europa11
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    signostic wrote: »
    Joe is not having much success with his bedroom enquiries today..

    He's no Paddy O'Goramn in that department for sure :D


    ________

    Oh jeebus...Wheezebag Syl....run!...run! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 Sittingpretty
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    Did he say "Paparapzi"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ButtersSuki
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    Joe using the Lahv Lahn to promote his stable mates again. His agent must be so proud/rich.

    How can it be a world premiere Joe if it was shown last week in Dubalin?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 JM Skipton
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    Missed the last few minutes, is Sly Fox on looking for his hole?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 lucylu
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    oh noes Sly Syl Fox


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 europa11
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    I'd imagine it was very moving too.

    i'd be moving towards the Exit if I ever had the misfortune to see it on the big screen


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 Lapin
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    Liveline has gone to hell of late.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ButtersSuki
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    europa11 wrote: »
    I'd imagine it was very moving too.

    i'd be moving towards the Exit if I ever had the misfortune to see it on the big screen

    It'll be Christmas day's main feature on RTE 1 when Joe throws his considerable weight around.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 syklops
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    Lapin wrote: »
    Liveline has gone to hell of late.

    What happened after the dating segment? I had to go to a meeting.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 655 Bellerstring
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    More holliers for Joe...??
    Damo on today....zzzzzz :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 mike65
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    That's no good, what are the themes for the unwasheds outrage?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 europa11
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    syklops wrote: »
    What happened after the dating segment? I had to go to a meeting.

    The usual forgettable insanity, intterspersed iirc with more Loveline Dating advice for the over 70's.

    A shameless plug for Syl Fox, who is, apparently the next DeNiro :rolleyes: ...or with any luck Gandolfi.

    Oh and the pre-requisite two week warning that another Funny Friday will be inflicted upon the good people of Palmerston on the August Bank holiday.


    Today folks we have the return of De Omen, who seems to think we want to hear Roooral Irelands latest take on the never-ending abortion "debate" :eek:.

    So Joe is off causing havoc up in Portmarnock beach......again :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,112 Hitchens
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    Slatted units today so! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 Sittingpretty
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    More silver swinging surfers today? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 JonathanAnon
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    Think Drico is reaching the end of being able to bit his tongue.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 Dan Jaman
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    Spanish Point, full of turds Damien; one nearly swallowed me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,557 the_monkey
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    Great, this tool Damo ...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 Lapin
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    Feck. :(

    I was hoping for a ding dong over last night's controversial documentary about the tram system in Dublin.

    Or rather the programme's perception that one line is full of skangers, sedated junkies and crazed lunatics foaming at the mouth while they stare at your body trying to figure out where your kidneys are, and you standing there terrified at the front of the tram exposing your tattoos in the hope that it will scare off your fellow passengers who are obviously being transferred form Arbour Hill to Wheatfield.


    While the other line is full of sedate law abiding upright hard working citizens who leave their i-phones and laptops on the tram in the evenings in the knowledge that their property will still be there in their seat the following morning along with a complimentary cappuccino and copy of the Irish Times.


    Not much chance of that with Damo in the driving seat today.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 JonathanAnon
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    What in god's name is your point?


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