Lads/Girls Holiday Stories

The Man They Couldnt · 02-07-2013 01:20AM

kraggy wrote: »

Jesus fúcking Christ, the OP was born in 1994.

I'm going away for a few minutes to have a large whiskey and find a gun.

I'm too old.

1995 really

audman · 02-07-2013 01:27AM

Oh God, where to begin? Embarrassing on my behalf really. I was in Ayia Napa last year with 5 of the lads. Anyways as it goes I pulled a decent bird during at one of the clubs and back to the apartment we went. Anyways when we were in bed she started fooling around and one mess lead to another and she started tickling me (I have this weird thing with regards being tickled) I was begging her to stop as I knew from childhood experiences what was about to come. About two mins in to her tickling me I sh1t everywhere. Well not everywhere but it seemed that way at the time. I did warn her so in a way it was her fault but it had me mortified and to this day I'm still a little embarrassed about it.

NoHarm1994 · 02-07-2013 01:30AM

MickFleetwood wrote: »

Are you this pleasant in real life?

Philip Larkin has come back from the dead..

The Backwards Man · 02-07-2013 01:33AM

audman wrote: »

Oh God, where to begin? Embarrassing on my behalf really. I was in Ayia Napa last year with 5 of the lads. Anyways as it goes I pulled a decent bird during at one of the clubs and back to the apartment we went. Anyways when we were in bed she started fooling around and one mess lead to another and she started tickling me (I have this weird thing with regards being tickled) I was begging her to stop as I knew from childhood experiences what was about to come. About two mins in to her tickling me I sh1t everywhere. Well not everywhere but it seemed that way at the time. I did warn her so in a way it was her fault but it had me mortified and to this day I'm still a little embarrassed about it.

SMSL!:pac:

MickFleetwood · 02-07-2013 01:52AM

NoHarm1994 wrote: »

Philip Larkin has come back from the dead..

Misogynists. :mad:

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