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Lads/Girls Holiday Stories

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  • #32
    fatbatman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭fatbatman


    Katgurl wrote: »
    Ohhh I used to love those holidays, can't believe the grumpy people on this thread - surely you weren't born old!

    Anyway -

    Bumper pack of condoms, painkillers bought before you leave
    Write down name and address of accommodation when you arrive or ask at reception for card with details; nothing worse than arriving goung straight on all day lash, lose your friends, phone is dead and you realise you have noooooo idea where you live
    Drag your ass to the beach during the day, better craic than pool usually (or you can always crash pool bar at a more upmarket resort) and no matter how hungover you are get sunscreen on before you fall asleep - buy at airport as a group so you have all the numbers. Calamine lotion if you get burnt.
    Don't get into fights, do NOT get arrested, our p
    Stock up your place with giant water bottles and get some food in at beginnin of holiday before you run out of money
    Take it easy on the booze one or two nights
    Set rules on pulling ie. who gets bedroom or whatever

    I'm sure there are loads of lads-only rules but they worked for me.

    *cough* slut *cough*


  • #33
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    fatbatman wrote: »
    *cough* slut *cough*

    Aren't you lovely?


  • #34
    fatbatman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭fatbatman


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Aren't you lovely?

    Sorry I should have said 'promiscuous'. These days it's practically a compliment..


  • #35
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    fatbatman wrote: »
    Sorry I should have said 'promiscuous'. These days it's practically a compliment..

    Mod
    You've already been infracted for one comment, do yourself a favour and don't post on this thread again.


  • #36
    MickFleetwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    The Man That Couldn't? :confused:

    Couldn't what?


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  • #37
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    MickFleetwood wrote: »
    The Man That Couldn't? :confused:

    Couldn't what?

    Walk backwards probably.


  • #38
    MickFleetwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Walk backwards probably.

    I'm desperate to know the ending to that sentence. It is beginning to consume my existence.


  • #39
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    MickFleetwood wrote: »
    I'm desperate to know the ending to that sentence. It is beginning to consume my existence.

    Write another ballad, be grand.


  • #40
    MickFleetwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Write another ballad, be grand.

    I would, but I'm far too busy trying to decode the OP's username.


  • #41
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    MickFleetwood wrote: »
    I would, but I'm far too busy trying to decode the OP's username.

    It's the man they couldn't get to go your own way.


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  • #42
    MickFleetwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    It's the man they couldn't get to go your own way.

    Glad to know you still listen to the 'Mac. ;)


  • #43
    Katgurl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,145 ✭✭✭Katgurl


    fatbatman wrote: »
    *cough* slut *cough*

    Could you explain how you drew that conclusion please?


  • #44
    fatbatman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭fatbatman


    Katgurl wrote: »
    Could you explain how you drew that conclusion please?
    Bumper pack of condoms.....

    .....Set rules on pulling ie. who gets bedroom or whatever

    These remark indicate that in the past you made specific preparations for engaging in illicit sex with strangers. This indicates that you are a promiscuous individual. Your username indicates you are female. A derogatory term for a promiscuous female is 'slut'. The reason a male does not get called a derogatory name for being promiscuous is that it does not lower his marriageability in the eyes of his opposite gender, whereas with a female member of the human species situated within society it does.

    I hope this clears it up.


  • #45
    B0jangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,950 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    fatbatman wrote: »
    These remark indicate that in the past you made specific preparations for engaging in illicit sex with strangers. This indicates that you are a promiscuous individual. Your username indicates you are female. A derogatory term for a promiscuous female is 'slut'. The reason a male does not get called a derogatory name for being promiscuous is that it does not lower his marriageability in the eyes of his opposite gender, whereas with a female member of the human species situated within society it does.

    I hope this clears it up.


    Never mind its too sad


  • #46
    Katgurl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,145 ✭✭✭Katgurl


    fatbatman wrote: »
    These remark indicate that in the past you made specific preparations for engaging in illicit sex with strangers. This indicates that you are a promiscuous individual. Your username indicates you are female. A derogatory term for a promiscuous female is 'slut'. The reason a male does not get called a derogatory name for being promiscuous is that it does not lower his marriageability in the eyes of his opposite gender, whereas with a female member of the human species situated within society it does.

    I hope this clears it up.


    It does thanks except I never said the condoms or pulling arrangements were for me. Perhaps I just associate with sluts and a) want them to remain STI free and b) do not want them disturbed while enjoying carnal pleasures.


  • #47
    fatbatman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭fatbatman


    B0jangles wrote: »
    Never mind its too sad

    What's sad about it? It's something that was conjured for the protection and betterment of female humans.


  • #48
    fatbatman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭fatbatman


    Katgurl wrote: »
    It does thanks except I never said the condoms or pulling arrangements were for me. Perhaps I just associate with sluts and a) want them to remain STI free and b) do not want them disturbed while enjoying carnal pleasures.

    Well then that's good. You're a rare specimen in today's age, that's for sure..


  • #49
    Katgurl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,145 ✭✭✭Katgurl


    fatbatman wrote: »
    Well then that's good. You're a rare specimen in today's age, that's for sure..

    Not really, I never said they weren't either, I was just curious as to what your line of reasoning was.


  • #50
    fatbatman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭fatbatman


    Katgurl wrote: »
    Not really, I never said they weren't either, I was just curious as to what your line of reasoning was.

    So you agree that this kind of behaviour is highly deplorable?


  • #51
    Katgurl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,145 ✭✭✭Katgurl


    fatbatman wrote: »
    So you agree that this kind of behaviour is highly deplorable?

    An even more baffling conclusion... Where did I say that?


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  • #52
    fatbatman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭fatbatman


    Katgurl wrote: »
    An even more baffling conclusion... Where did I say that?

    The use of a question mark indicates I do not as of yet know the answer, hence why I asked.


  • #53
    Katgurl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,145 ✭✭✭Katgurl


    fatbatman wrote: »
    The use of a question mark indicates I do not as of yet know the answer, hence why I asked.

    Well let's leave it unanswered so I can retain some mystery.


  • #54
    StewartGriffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    Katgurl v Fatbatman

    Have I wandered into something I was not expecting here....?


  • #55
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Mod

    Fatbatman banned


  • #56
    starWave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 411 ✭✭starWave


    StewartGriffin wrote: »
    Katgurl v Fatbatman

    Have I wandered into something I was not expecting here....?

    great names for comic strip. this stuff writes itself.


  • #57
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Jesus fúcking Christ, the OP was born in 1994.

    I'm going away for a few minutes to have a large whiskey and find a gun.

    I'm too old.


  • #58
    MickFleetwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    fatbatman wrote: »
    These remark indicate that in the past you made specific preparations for engaging in illicit sex with strangers. This indicates that you are a promiscuous individual. Your username indicates you are female. A derogatory term for a promiscuous female is 'slut'. The reason a male does not get called a derogatory name for being promiscuous is that it does not lower his marriageability in the eyes of his opposite gender, whereas with a female member of the human species situated within society it does.

    I hope this clears it up.

    Are you this pleasant in real life?


  • #59
    Doop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭Doop


    MurdyWurdy wrote: »
    Don't go skinny dipping and leave your wallet etc on the beach. It will be robbed. We learned that the hard way!

    Bring it into the water with you so? :pac:


  • #60
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,712 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    starWave wrote: »
    great names for comic strip. this stuff writes itself.

    Peter Griffin as Batman 'take that you slut! Arrr arrr arrr'


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  • #61
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    StewartGriffin wrote: »
    Katgurl v Fatbatman

    Have I wandered into something I was not expecting here....?

    Batman has gained weight and grown bitter towards women, it's a sh1tty sequel


    what is with the weird vibe in this thread, I never went on one of these rite of passage, post leaving cert holidays but plenty of people did and still do, so it's been a few years now and its so beneath you all, pfft


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