Have you ever been sent to the spare room?

The Backwards Man · 27-06-2013 05:43PM

Anyone else just a tiny bit disillusioned that Pighead isn't the carefree, devil-may-care international man of mystery that they thought he was?

It's like expecting Sean Connery and getting Mr.Bean.:mad:

starlit · 27-06-2013 05:48PM

Ha ha ha @ op!

i probably would but never been in a long term relationship so hasnt really happened to me. End up in seperate rooms/beds if sharing with friends/family anyway despite me sounding like a tractor!

Umbrella · 27-06-2013 05:59PM

Pighead wrote: »

Sleeping like a baby last night when rudely awoken by Miss Piggy. Looked groggily into her big brown eyes but they were brown no more. They were red. Angry red.

Miss Piggy: You're snoring like a fcuking jackhammer. Piss off to the spare bedroom. I have to be up at 7 in the morning. I'm not sitting up listening to this noise all night.

Now Pighead had a couple of problems with this unprovoked verbal assault, main one being why the fcuk didn't she move to the spare room? Before she woke Pighead, 50% of the room were awake because of snoring. After she woke him, 100% of the room were awake. Basic maths in fairness.

Anyway, being a renowned peace-keeper, Pighead packed his overnight bag and headed to the west wing to the spare room. Was a bit miffed about it so staged a mini rebellion by building a sleep fort out of all her good cushions. Got in trouble the next day for messing with her cushions but it was well worth it.

To this day (a day later) Pighead is still convinced that she was in the wrong for sending him to the spare room but short of bringing the matter to court we'll probably never get a definitive answer.

So Pighead's question to After Hours today is: Have you ever rightly or wrongly been sent to the spare room. if you are single you can pretend that you have a boyfriend/girlfriend and construct a fictional reply from the creative part of your brain.

Pighead what is the secret of your eloquence?

Zen65 · 27-06-2013 06:01PM

**Vai** wrote: »

I once spilled half a can of beer in the middle of the bed and sent myself to the spare room while she changed the sheets.

Not proud of it, I was very tired and slightly drunk.

Did it spill out from your bladder?

Z

hatrickpatrick · 27-06-2013 06:06PM

Pighead wrote: »

Anyway, being a renowned peace-keeper pussy-whipped pushover, Pighead packed his overnight bag and headed to the west wing to the spare room.

FYP

pickarooney · 27-06-2013 06:16PM

bumper234 wrote: »

She would be hearing two words from me....one of the words would be OFF. Can you guess what the other word would be:D

Dance?

Pumpkinseeds · 27-06-2013 06:22PM

Pighead wrote: »

Untrue. Pighead is subservient to just one person on this planet and that's his Mammy.

Only reason Pighead went to the spare room without a fight is because he was in the mood for making cushion forts. End of story.

She doesn't know that you call her miss piggy, does she? Cause honestly Pighead that's almost as bad as taking your mammy's side against hers, on any matter in the universe, doesn't even matter what that matter might be. It should still be a hanging offence:D

Pighead · 27-06-2013 06:37PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Anyone else just a tiny bit disillusioned that Pighead isn't the carefree, devil-may-care international man of mystery that they thought he was?

It's like expecting Sean Connery and getting Mr.Bean.:mad:

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

FYP

Woah, tough crowd. Pighead opens his heart to After Hours and gets called Mr Bean and pussy whipped. Ouch. Word of advice fellas. Never ever become counsellors.

Anyway, if you think about the story for a second you will realise that Pighead is completely carefree and in charge of his own destiny. The very fact he snored in the first place was a subconscious 'fcuk you I'll do what I want two fingered salute' to Miss Piggy. Men who don't snore are afraid of the consequences. Pighead laughs in the face of consequences.

Insect Overlord · 27-06-2013 10:20PM

Pighead wrote: »

Anyway, if you think about the story for a second you will realise that Pighead is completely carefree and in charge of his own destiny.

Pighead is the man, even in his spare room pillow-fort.

Neyite · 27-06-2013 10:26PM

I wanna make a cushion fort now!

Sir Humphrey Appleby · 27-06-2013 10:32PM

I've been sent to the spare room, only to be kept awake by the OH's own snorning and worse, her "personal noises"!:o

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 27-06-2013 10:38PM

Pighead wrote: »

Sleeping like a baby last night when rudely awoken by Miss Piggy. Looked groggily into her big brown eyes but they were brown no more. They were red. Angry red.

Miss Piggy: You're snoring like a fcuking jackhammer. Piss off to the spare bedroom. I have to be up at 7 in the morning. I'm not sitting up listening to this noise all night.

Proper ****ign order. Case closed.

the purple tin · 27-06-2013 10:40PM

Old and grey wrote: »

I've been sent to the spare room, only to be kept awake by the OH's own snorning and worse, her "personal noises"!

Farting?

gurramok · 27-06-2013 10:42PM

Jayzus swine and sow(:D

), just use earplugs?! Problem solved.

mattjack · 27-06-2013 10:49PM

Pighead , tonight is the night you retake control.

Build yourself a bigger,better pillow fort and stay in it again tonight.

If she,s anything like Mrs Mattjack who gets 'fraid of the dark and stuff , you should be back sleeping her warm caress soon listening her content breathing.

Mrs. Mattjack didn,t like the idea of staying in my pillow fort, but she learned her lesson.

counterlock · 27-06-2013 10:55PM

I once got sent to the spare room for constantly speaking of myself in the third person

MomijiHime · 27-06-2013 11:06PM

My room might as well be the spare room. Whenever we have guests, I'm kicked out and have to sleep in my sister's room.

fergiesfolly · 27-06-2013 11:17PM

Mrs folly got me a Snoring ring some months back, after years of complaining.
I laughed at her, but she made me wear it.
Now, I don't know if it works(and I have huge doubts) but after forking out €40 for the thing, she can't/won't admit that it doesn't work and I don't get woken in the middle of the night

sneakyST · 27-06-2013 11:25PM

I no more want to be woken in the night because I snore like a pig, so I get sent to the spare room before sleep has occurred.
Sleep is the one thing i like to do on my own....

vicwatson · 27-06-2013 11:30PM

I'm sure Miss Piggy NEVER snores?

Like wimmin don't fart - they just cough in their knickers !

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 27-06-2013 11:43PM

vicwatson wrote: »

I'm sure Miss Piggy NEVER snores?

Like wimmin don't fart - they just cough in their knickers !

This is actually true. They don;t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

Ruudi_Mentari · 27-06-2013 11:50PM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

This is actually true. They don;t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

That probably explains why I don't fart enough either

young Conor is in there now after my sister dropped him off for the night and he took my mams ipad up with him, to help him knock off early.

Seriously hope he's not a boardsie...

Morag · 27-06-2013 11:54PM

I've been woken up by snoring and/or the other person in the bed being a restless sleeper and gone to sleep elsewhere
rather then wake them to only be woken up 2 ours later cos they missed me being in the bed and it woke them
so they came to find me and wake me! Being considerate gets you nothing but woke up fcking Twice!

7ofBrian · 28-06-2013 12:05AM

I was sent to the pub once :-D

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 28-06-2013 12:07AM

Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »

That probably explains why I don't fart enough either

young Conor is in there now after my sister dropped him off for the night and he took my mams ipad up with him, to help him knock off early.

Seriously hope he's not a boardsie...

"Young" Conor? Should have been in bed ages ago! And an ipad is not going to help him sleep - do the exact opposite in fact!

mattjack · 28-06-2013 12:29AM

7ofBrian wrote: »

I was sent to the pub once :-D

My cousin was sent to the pub one afternoon ,cause his wife wanted him out of the house before they went out for dinner with her friend and her husband .

Her freind is married to a former TD called Paul who was in a party called the Green Party .

After the drunken debacle my cousin spent a long time sleeping on the couch.

Apparently one the questions he asked Paul was "had he any plans in the near future for when his political career ended ? "

cassid · 28-06-2013 02:01AM

as the offender, you must be the one to leave.

My piggy was totally within her rights to send you to the cold bed.

Ruudi_Mentari · 28-06-2013 02:10AM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

an ipad is not going to help him sleep - do the exact opposite in fact!

But he wanted to "knock off early"?!! .....

you really are german aren't you

just some local slang!

kc90 · 28-06-2013 02:37AM

Pighead wrote: »

Sleeping like a baby last night when rudely awoken by Miss Piggy. Looked groggily into her big brown eyes but they were brown no more. They were red. Angry red.

Miss Piggy: You're snoring like a fcuking jackhammer. Piss off to the spare bedroom. I have to be up at 7 in the morning. I'm not sitting up listening to this noise all night.

Now Pighead had a couple of problems with this unprovoked verbal assault, main one being why the fcuk didn't she move to the spare room? Before she woke Pighead, 50% of the room were awake because of snoring. After she woke him, 100% of the room were awake. Basic maths in fairness.

Anyway, being a renowned peace-keeper, Pighead packed his overnight bag and headed to the west wing to the spare room. Was a bit miffed about it so staged a mini rebellion by building a sleep fort out of all her good cushions. Got in trouble the next day for messing with her cushions but it was well worth it.

To this day (a day later) Pighead is still convinced that she was in the wrong for sending him to the spare room but short of bringing the matter to court we'll probably never get a definitive answer.

So Pighead's question to After Hours today is: Have you ever rightly or wrongly been sent to the spare room. if you are single you can pretend that you have a boyfriend/girlfriend and construct a fictional reply from the creative part of your brain.

She got sick of me referring to myself in the 3rd person...

...I think she was right

Dostoevsky · 28-06-2013 02:39AM

Pighead wrote: »

Sleeping like a baby last night when rudely awoken by Miss Piggy. Looked groggily into her big brown eyes but they were brown no more. They were red. Angry red.

Miss Piggy: You're snoring like a fcuking jackhammer. Piss off to the spare bedroom. I have to be up at 7 in the morning. I'm not sitting up listening to this noise all night.

Now Pighead had a couple of problems with this unprovoked verbal assault, main one being why the fcuk didn't she move to the spare room? Before she woke Pighead, 50% of the room were awake because of snoring. After she woke him, 100% of the room were awake. Basic maths in fairness.

Anyway, being a renowned peace-keeper, Pighead packed his overnight bag and headed to the west wing to the spare room. Was a bit miffed about it so staged a mini rebellion by building a sleep fort out of all her good cushions. Got in trouble the next day for messing with her cushions but it was well worth it.

To this day (a day later) Pighead is still convinced that she was in the wrong for sending him to the spare room but short of bringing the matter to court we'll probably never get a definitive answer.

So Pighead's question to After Hours today is: Have you ever rightly or wrongly been sent to the spare room. if you are single you can pretend that you have a boyfriend/girlfriend and construct a fictional reply from the creative part of your brain.

Still the funniest poster on this website. A pleasure to read.

Have you ever been sent to the spare room?

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