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Let's define the rules of a Dublin Street Fight *Smackdown 28/06 Spoiler Inside*

  • 25-06-2013 8:59am
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,089 ✭✭✭✭


    20130624_EP_LIGHT_SD-PRE_sheamus-sandow_R.jpg

    Announced for this week's Smackdown Sheamus vs Damien Sandow in Dublin Street Fight!

    But what is a Dublin Street Fight?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭srfc d16


    rovert wrote: »
    20130624_EP_LIGHT_SD-PRE_sheamus-sandow_R.jpg

    Announced for this week's Smackdown Sheamus vs Damien Sandow in Dublin Street Fight!

    But what is a Dublin Street Fight?

    I think it's basically going to be this.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 389 ✭✭Jamey




    Or this.

    "Ah here leave it out" woman as special guest commentator.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,983 ✭✭✭Mr.Saturn


    The graphic shown on RAW has Temple Bar in the background, so I'm imagining Sheamus is playing the part of a drunken wazzock who mills abuse at a passing Yank. Match ends when Sandow wanders off, refusing to make eye-contact.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 288 ✭✭daddyorchips


    Some bloke getting shanked with a syringe at an arm for his last tenner


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭xpletiv




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,983 ✭✭✭Mr.Saturn


    Sheamo just stops at the top of the ramps and screams 'here, Damo, next time I see, you're a dead man'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    They both must wear a stripey jumper with a goldy chain and shiny tracksuit pants. Preferably they will have "flathead" hair styles. Celtic Tattoos on their arms.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    Shamo only wants 2 euro for a hostel.....sandow refuses


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,089 ✭✭✭✭rovert


    Snackbox on a pole


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭xpletiv


    Repeated uses of the word 'fock', 'waaa', 'eeaa', and a few yolks to get in the mood


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Sheamus wearing a Celtic Jersey will attempt to steal Sandows IPhone 5 causing a ruckus all the while dirty auld town will be playing in the background instead of commentary.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭Ando's Saggy Bottom


    gimmick wrote: »
    They both must wear a stripey jumper with a goldy chain and shiny tracksuit pants. Preferably they will have "flathead" hair styles. Celtic Tattoos on their arms.

    No it'll be pyjama bottoms as mandatory.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    Thats only for wimminz no?


  • Registered Users Posts: 388 ✭✭sockmo


    This winner gets a small fine and a crude article written about him in the courts section of the herald.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88,438 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    sockmo wrote: »
    This winner gets a small fine and a crude article written about him in the courts section of the herald.

    And a mention on Joe Duffy's radio show :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭Hashtag_HEEL


    JP Liz V1 wrote: »
    And a mention on Joe Duffy's radio show :P

    And a further heated debate over street fights on the FM104 phoneshow


  • Registered Users Posts: 894 ✭✭✭cian68


    They both go to the same mcdonalds with their separate parties after.


  • Registered Users Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Jamie OD


    Michael Cole doing product placement for Supermacs during the match.

    Sheamus after he wins: "See you all in Coppers!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    Presumably they ahve their rough overweight mrs's in overly tight revealing "clothing" screaming abuse at each other as well? Then they both start crying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88,438 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    rovert wrote: »
    Snackbox on a pole

    Snackbox on a spire :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,974 ✭✭✭kksaints


    Only weapons allowed are syringes, knives, broken bottles and chairs that any restaurant leaves outside for its customers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭Ando's Saggy Bottom


    gimmick wrote: »
    Thats only for wimminz no?

    Seamus could pull it off. With a pair of ugg boots to match.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    As it is this time of year any fight must be surrounded by Spanish students.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Random, wild punches are thrown, they fall over due to overthrowing one punch. They all run off when someone in the crowd yells Garda.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,455 ✭✭✭✭CastorTroy


    I'm sure it'll be similar to a Derry match


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,963 ✭✭✭Cherry_Cola


    kksaints wrote: »
    Only weapons allowed are syringes, knives, broken bottles and chairs that any restaurant leaves outside for its customers.

    Think that's known as a CZW street fight :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,478 ✭✭✭✭gnfnrhead


    Think that's known as a CZW street fight :pac:

    There we go :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭starviewadams


    The ref should be in full Garda uniform,and there should be foreign lads handing out the menus of traditional Irish restaurants,as lumberjacks.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 25,148 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    Well according to the Smackdown Spoilers in the WWE's mind a Dublin Street fight is;
    The ring crew brought out an Irish flag, three bars complete with Bud Light taps (come on, no Guiness?), green bar stools, and green kendo sticks for the Dublin Street Fight.

    But, first, Sheamus vs. Damien Sandow in a Dublin Street Fight.

    Sheamus beat Damien Sandow in a Dublin Street Fight. After one kendo stick shot from Sandow, Sheamus dominated early. He gave Sandow 10 Clubbing Blows over one of the bars. Sheamus then pulled a keg out from under the bar and threw it at Sandow, knocking him over. Next, a sack of potatoes from under the ring. (I won't ask what a sack of potatoes would be doing under a wrestling ring.)

    As Sheamus brought Sandow back in the ring, Sandow slammed him head-first into the stairs. Sandow on the attack. More weapons were involved, then Sandow hit Terminus, but Sheamus kicked out. Lots of kendo stick shots to Sheamus's head and back. Then, Sheamus dished out kendo stick shots.

    He tried to hit White Noise onto two chairs, but Sandow blocked. Sandow then threw Sheamus into the ropes, but put his head down too soon, allowing Sheamus to knee-lift Sandow into the chairs. Sheamus followed with the Brogue Kick for the pin. Good match.


    So they used a bar and spuds, spot on they nailed it! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick




  • Registered Users Posts: 18 jay2013


    just a normal fight but theyll be wearing ecko tracksuits and air max's


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭Ando's Saggy Bottom


    Spuds lol.

    All they needed was a 20 box of tayto and a hurl with a rusty band.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Bigdeadlydave


    spuds! ffs. Not as bad as th Finlay/Hornswoggle crap I suppose.

    And how is it a street fight with bar counters? Surely thats a bar room brawl?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,402 ✭✭✭Tinie


    Lets just wait for the obligatory dubbed version with the "leave it fookin ouh" wan.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5 Kevin AEPodcast


    Haven't watched Smackdown yet, but I reckon the rules will be as follows;

    Dublin street fight : No Weapons or gimmicks due to IMF bail out restrictions.
    Dublin street fight : The crowd all emigrate, making it an empty arena match
    Dublin street fight: Will take place on the back of a moving Nitelink bus
    Dublin street fight: It gets covered inaccurately by the Irish Independent
    Dublin Street Fight : Unelected Fianna Fáil TD's act as lumberjacks


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,132 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron




  • Registered Users Posts: 5 Kevin AEPodcast


    Woooops!

    Rookie forum user, apologies!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5 Kevin AEPodcast


    Haven't watched Smackdown yet, but I reckon the rules will be as follows;

    Dublin street fight : No Weapons or gimmicks due to IMF bail out restrictions.
    Dublin street fight : The crowd all emigrate, making it an empty arena match
    Dublin street fight: Will take place on the back of a moving Nitelink bus
    Dublin street fight: It gets covered inaccurately by the Irish Independent
    Dublin Street Fight : Unelected Fianna Fáil TD's act as lumberjacks


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