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Let's define the rules of a Dublin Street Fight *Smackdown 28/06 Spoiler Inside*

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  • 25-06-2013 9:59am
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    Announced for this week's Smackdown Sheamus vs Damien Sandow in Dublin Street Fight!

    But what is a Dublin Street Fight?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 328 ✭✭srfc d16


    rovert wrote: »
    20130624_EP_LIGHT_SD-PRE_sheamus-sandow_R.jpg

    Announced for this week's Smackdown Sheamus vs Damien Sandow in Dublin Street Fight!

    But what is a Dublin Street Fight?

    I think it's basically going to be this.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 389 ✭✭Jamey




    Or this.

    "Ah here leave it out" woman as special guest commentator.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭Mr.Saturn


    The graphic shown on RAW has Temple Bar in the background, so I'm imagining Sheamus is playing the part of a drunken wazzock who mills abuse at a passing Yank. Match ends when Sandow wanders off, refusing to make eye-contact.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 288 ✭✭daddyorchips


    Some bloke getting shanked with a syringe at an arm for his last tenner


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭xpletiv




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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭Mr.Saturn


    Sheamo just stops at the top of the ramps and screams 'here, Damo, next time I see, you're a dead man'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    They both must wear a stripey jumper with a goldy chain and shiny tracksuit pants. Preferably they will have "flathead" hair styles. Celtic Tattoos on their arms.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    Shamo only wants 2 euro for a hostel.....sandow refuses


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,089 ✭✭✭✭rovert


    Snackbox on a pole


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭xpletiv


    Repeated uses of the word 'fock', 'waaa', 'eeaa', and a few yolks to get in the mood


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  • Registered Users Posts: 18,095 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Sheamus wearing a Celtic Jersey will attempt to steal Sandows IPhone 5 causing a ruckus all the while dirty auld town will be playing in the background instead of commentary.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭Ando's Saggy Bottom


    gimmick wrote: »
    They both must wear a stripey jumper with a goldy chain and shiny tracksuit pants. Preferably they will have "flathead" hair styles. Celtic Tattoos on their arms.

    No it'll be pyjama bottoms as mandatory.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    Thats only for wimminz no?


  • Registered Users Posts: 388 ✭✭sockmo


    This winner gets a small fine and a crude article written about him in the courts section of the herald.


  • Registered Users Posts: 85,438 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    sockmo wrote: »
    This winner gets a small fine and a crude article written about him in the courts section of the herald.

    And a mention on Joe Duffy's radio show :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭Hashtag_HEEL


    JP Liz V1 wrote: »
    And a mention on Joe Duffy's radio show :P

    And a further heated debate over street fights on the FM104 phoneshow


  • Registered Users Posts: 894 ✭✭✭cian68


    They both go to the same mcdonalds with their separate parties after.


  • Registered Users Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Jamie OD


    Michael Cole doing product placement for Supermacs during the match.

    Sheamus after he wins: "See you all in Coppers!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    Presumably they ahve their rough overweight mrs's in overly tight revealing "clothing" screaming abuse at each other as well? Then they both start crying.


  • Registered Users Posts: 85,438 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    rovert wrote: »
    Snackbox on a pole

    Snackbox on a spire :P


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭kksaints


    Only weapons allowed are syringes, knives, broken bottles and chairs that any restaurant leaves outside for its customers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭Ando's Saggy Bottom


    gimmick wrote: »
    Thats only for wimminz no?

    Seamus could pull it off. With a pair of ugg boots to match.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    As it is this time of year any fight must be surrounded by Spanish students.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Random, wild punches are thrown, they fall over due to overthrowing one punch. They all run off when someone in the crowd yells Garda.


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,864 ✭✭✭✭CastorTroy


    I'm sure it'll be similar to a Derry match


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Cherry_Cola


    kksaints wrote: »
    Only weapons allowed are syringes, knives, broken bottles and chairs that any restaurant leaves outside for its customers.

    Think that's known as a CZW street fight :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,478 ✭✭✭✭gnfnrhead


    Think that's known as a CZW street fight :pac:

    There we go :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭starviewadams


    The ref should be in full Garda uniform,and there should be foreign lads handing out the menus of traditional Irish restaurants,as lumberjacks.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 24,773 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    Well according to the Smackdown Spoilers in the WWE's mind a Dublin Street fight is;
    The ring crew brought out an Irish flag, three bars complete with Bud Light taps (come on, no Guiness?), green bar stools, and green kendo sticks for the Dublin Street Fight.

    But, first, Sheamus vs. Damien Sandow in a Dublin Street Fight.

    Sheamus beat Damien Sandow in a Dublin Street Fight. After one kendo stick shot from Sandow, Sheamus dominated early. He gave Sandow 10 Clubbing Blows over one of the bars. Sheamus then pulled a keg out from under the bar and threw it at Sandow, knocking him over. Next, a sack of potatoes from under the ring. (I won't ask what a sack of potatoes would be doing under a wrestling ring.)

    As Sheamus brought Sandow back in the ring, Sandow slammed him head-first into the stairs. Sandow on the attack. More weapons were involved, then Sandow hit Terminus, but Sheamus kicked out. Lots of kendo stick shots to Sheamus's head and back. Then, Sheamus dished out kendo stick shots.

    He tried to hit White Noise onto two chairs, but Sandow blocked. Sandow then threw Sheamus into the ropes, but put his head down too soon, allowing Sheamus to knee-lift Sandow into the chairs. Sheamus followed with the Brogue Kick for the pin. Good match.


    So they used a bar and spuds, spot on they nailed it! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick




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