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Would heaven be communist

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Then heaven, must be missing a commie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    are u going send me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭V123


    im sorry concur4u, your not going......unlucky :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭V123


    haha only joking your more than welcome :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    gone eire an bothar leat


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭V123


    go raibh mile maith agat! Ta an bothar go fada ach rinneamar e

    ha ha **** as gaelige but 'the road is long but we will make it'

    haha im not even religious! :-s


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭V123


    and also cant speak irish :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    my god is trying to make me good


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    in that case i hope you hit the road


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭V123


    ok............. be good :)

    amen ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    Eh Duhhh .. heaven is a halfpipe:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    brazil is not a half pipe assshole


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    Your head is a halfpipe:pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭V123


    ok Belinda Carlyle I just about put up with but if we are talking music wise and I don't know, in terms of heaven Id never consider OPM - Im more of a "stairway to heaven" kind of girl :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭V123


    at least in heaven I hope there would be no OPM


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    whats opm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭V123


    "heaven is a halfpipe" is a lyric by some crap Californian band in a song :-s


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    V123 wrote: »
    "heaven is a halfpipe" is a lyric by some crap Californian band in a song :-s
    i ask the same qeust ion wtf


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭V123


    ok im confused? what does ion mean?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    Opm are very lame in fairness, dunno why I thought of them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭V123


    they are very lame :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    V123 wrote: »
    they are very lame :)

    lame as in a dead horse or a wounded animal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭V123


    ye in fairness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I never got that about America, they make such a big deal about god and democracy yet they're contradictory.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    A few years ago some Mormons, who called to my front door, told me that there are three levels in heaven and that only Mormons got to enter the highest level where Jesus hangs out.

    If there are three levels then it doesn't seem to be quite communist, does it? On the other hand the Politburo did seem to be a cut above the rest of the Soviet population so maybe the Mormons were right and heaven does have a communist structure.

    My own view is that, like any other work of fiction, heaven can be what you want it to be.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,335 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    chughes wrote: »
    A few years ago some Mormons, who called to my front door, told me that there are three levels in heaven and that only Mormons got to enter the highest level where Jesus hangs out.

    If there are three levels then it doesn't seem to be quite communist, does it? On the other hand the Politburo did seem to be a cut above the rest of the Soviet population so maybe the Mormons were right and heaven does have a communist structure.

    My own view is that, like any other work of fiction, heaven can be what you want it to be.

    The inner party, outer party and proles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    4 Then as I looked, I saw a door standing open in heaven, and the same voice I had heard before spoke to me like a trumpet blast. The voice said, “Come up here, and I will show you what must happen after this.” 2 And instantly I was in the Spirit,[a] and I saw a throne in heaven and someone sitting on it. 3 The one sitting on the throne was as brilliant as gemstones—like jasper and carnelian. And the glow of an emerald circled his throne like a rainbow. 4 Twenty-four thrones surrounded him, and twenty-four elders sat on them. They were all clothed in white and had gold crowns on their heads. 5 From the throne came flashes of lightning and the rumble of thunder. And in front of the throne were seven torches with burning flames. This is the sevenfold Spirit of God. 6 In front of the throne was a shiny sea of glass, sparkling like crystal.

    In the center and around the throne were four living beings, each covered with eyes, front and back. 7 The first of these living beings was like a lion; the second was like an ox; the third had a human face; and the fourth was like an eagle in flight. 8 Each of these living beings had six wings, and their wings were covered all over with eyes, inside and out. Day after day and night after night they keep on saying,

    “Holy, holy, holy is the Lord God, the Almighty—
    the one who always was, who is, and who is still to come.”

    9 Whenever the living beings give glory and honor and thanks to the one sitting on the throne (the one who lives forever and ever), 10 the twenty-four elders fall down and worship the one sitting on the throne (the one who lives forever and ever). And they lay their crowns before the throne and say,

    11 “You are worthy, O Lord our God,
    to receive glory and honor and power.
    For you created all things,
    and they exist because you created what you pleased.”

    Dictatorship, and an awful, boring one at that.


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