What stupid injuries have you caused yourself when drunk?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 11-06-2013 02:32PM

Surprised nobody's trotted into this thread on their high horse declaring to all and sundry that they've never been so undignified as to have injured themselves while drinking, like a common savage.

jasonbourne.cs · 11-06-2013 02:39PM

on the way back from a stag day's drinking , running for the last train , missed a step and fell forward on the escalator , cut open top of my scalp ended up with three - four stitches from A&E :rolleyes:

Aglomerado · 11-06-2013 02:42PM

I'm currently nursing a bruised rib after a mate drunkenly tackled me at the weekend. No running or sudden movements for me for a few weeks.

CardBordWindow · 11-06-2013 02:44PM

Barbara Red Winery wrote: »

Surprised nobody's trotted into this thread on their high horse declaring to all and sundry that they've never been so undignified as to have injured themselves while drinking, like a common savage.

Horse riding while drunk!!?

ARE YOU CRAZY??

biko · 11-06-2013 03:13PM

Scrapes and bruises from falling off things. Have been lucky, could be worse.

Chazz Michael Michaels · 11-06-2013 03:15PM

I drunkenly broke my tail bone on one of these four years ago. Still hurts.

http://www.thelimericklane.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Munchkins-on-circle-bike.jpg

DipStick McSwindler · 11-06-2013 03:25PM

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Dixie Chick · 11-06-2013 03:30PM

While drunkenly having sex one night i managed to pull myself, the guy and the matreess off the bed and banged my head into his open sliderobe. It could hsve been so much worse as there was glass in that, but it didnt break thank god!

Depp · 11-06-2013 03:32PM

did one of my front teeth on the bottom rail of a sliding door...woke up the next morning and had no recolection of what happened...serious hangover moment

What stupid injuries have you caused yourself when drunk?

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