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junkies in dublin flat out on the sunbeds

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Anyone who uses a sun bed, rich or poor, is an ejit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    They actually take heroin while they're on the sunbeds!!??

    I don't know that now, but I'm just real nosey to find out what drugs they take that are made better with uv exposure. I should ask them but jaysus, bit personal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I don't know that now, but I'm just real nosey to find out what drugs they take that are made better with uv exposure. I should ask them but jaysus, bit personal

    So, if you saw no indications of their heroin addiction, were you just judging them by their appearance then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭starviewadams


    Heroin/crack addicts on sunbeds?or those reality tv wannabe steroid lads on sunbeds?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭somefeen


    They are junkies by any ones definition of the word.

    My definition is as follows; "Anyone who can inflate, or partially inflate, a party balloon through the use of gaseous emissions of the anus"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    somefeen wrote: »
    My definition is as follows; "Anyone who can inflate, or partially inflate, a party balloon through the use of gaseous emissions of the anus"

    What if you inhale a helium balloon through the anus and then fart?

    Is the fart high pitched?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭italodisco


    Weird because a few years ago I was in chartbisters phibsboro and a fair few junkies came in to use the sunbeds, the girl behind the counter said it was a new thing and she didn't know what they were up to but it was getting popular with them.... Said she heard it was good for drying out leasions and that they were probably 'turnin on' while in there ( shooting up) ......

    But.seriously,someone posted that merchant quay project was giving melanotan shots to users ?? The most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, it only got trialled 2 years ago and green lighted for med use in Oz.....urgh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Perhaps they might just want a tan, like any person who uses a sunbed who doesn't look like a heroin addict.

    Anyway, be careful you don't get your nose caught in the sunbeds as they close!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Anyway, be careful you don't get your nose caught in the sunbeds as they close!

    Is this common!?

    Oh no!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    So, if you saw no indications of their heroin addiction, were you just judging them by their appearance then?

    Yes. And the way they talk, all drawn out. I am not one to make judgement without looking at the bigger picture.

    And no I don't think they're steroid heads, god love them they do look like a few mugs of complan wouldn't go astray on them, though they say they are on steroids and use the beds to clear acne, so maybe, but they come out of the session high so I don't know


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Is this common!?

    Oh no!

    Only for people who are very curious about the tanning habits of strangers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Only for people who are very curious about the tanning habits of strangers.

    I'm very open with my tanning habits. I have quite a few Cistercians looking for a funky Friesian or Suede habit...rather than the usual coarse wool.

    Messy work, tanning.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 328 ✭✭becost


    They actually take heroin while they're on the sunbeds!!??

    Who knows. Maybe you get a mad bang if you shoot up and get into one of those machines...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭italodisco


    Steroids don't have to be anabolic...some heroin addicts are probably on corticosteroids like prednisone/deltacortril to help them gain weight and boost red blood cells etc. They don't cause muscle gain, quite the opposite.

    Maybe they are hanging out in solariums because they love polish birds (and the polish birds live on sunbeds ) ;-)


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