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  • #32
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    RIP.


  • #33
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long.


  • #34
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    0ph0rce0 wrote: »
    But when you have to carry a plastic security box the size of a wheelie bin with a pack of the oul rubbers in, it kind of does make you feel odd in the crowd.

    People tend to look in disgust :pac:

    That man is engaging in intercourse *for pleasure*! what a travesty!


  • #35
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    RIP.


    That's been known to happen to them alright :pac:


  • #36
    maryishere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,549 ✭✭✭maryishere


    I believe the odd old chemist down the country still refuses to stock those filthy things lol.


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  • #37
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,908 ✭✭✭worded


    A father and his impressionable young son were shopping in the corner drug-store. The son saw the display of condoms, and asked his father what they were for.

    Father: Well, son. Men buy those and use them when they are having sex
    Son: Oh, I remember hearing about those. But why are these sold in a 3-pak

    Father: Well son, those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, One for Saturday, One for Sunday. Son: Oh! But dad, why are those others sold in packs of six

    Father: Well son, those six are for college boys. Two for Friday, Two for Saturday, Two for Sunday. Son: Oh, that's a lot! Wait! Dad, there's a box of 12. What on earth are those for?

    Father: Well son, those are for married men.


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    One for January, One for February...


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