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Tesco.ie Durex condoms

  • 03-06-2013 01:27PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 343 ✭✭


    Ok why are the condoms on Tesco.ie listed in the Family Planning section when the whole point of a buying condoms is to prevent a pregnancy :/ You cant really call it family planning if you are buying these condoms to not start a family.


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,087 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    *facepalm*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    chris2008x wrote: »
    Ok why are the condoms on Tesco.ie listed in the Family Planning section when the whole point of a buying condoms is to prevent a pregnancy :/ You cant really call it family planning if you are buying these condoms to not start a family.

    cos your planning on having sex but not planning on starting a family that particular time?????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    Planning a family of zero children.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,706 ✭✭✭sadie06




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Notorious97


    I think someones parents should have used condoms one night


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Sweet mother of jebus pray for us.

    They have holes in them Chris so the chicks can trick the men. Go to boots and ask for cummings new brand, extra safe and no holes. Give the girl at wink and she'll know exactly what you're talking about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    get a needle and inject horse dna into all the condoms in tescos... start a new scandal for them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    chris2008x wrote: »
    Ok why are the condoms on Tesco.ie listed in the Family Planning section when the whole point of a buying condoms is to prevent a pregnancy :/ You cant really call it family planning if you are buying these condoms to not start a family.

    These would be from the Durex colander range, better for seed dispersal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    If you're not planning to have kids now you're still planning that.

    If you plan on having kids later, then you're also planning that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    If you're not planning to have kids now you're still planning that.

    If you plan on having kids later, then you're also planning that.
    And then you'll need planning permission if you're planning on building a house to raise your unplanned kids.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    BNMC wrote: »
    And then you'll need planning permission if you're planning on building a house to raise your unplanned kids.

    Not if you know a FF TD.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    *facepalm*

    Judging by his username he's only 5. Take it easy on him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    That's the least of your worries buying condoms in tesco.

    I know its not really embarrassing anymore the older you get.

    But when you have to carry a plastic security box the size of a wheelie bin with a pack of the oul rubbers in, it kind of does make you feel odd in the crowd.

    People tend to look in disgust :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 755 ✭✭✭sea_monkey


    Honey, how many babies do you think we should have?

    I think we should have two babies dear.

    Ok that sounds just swell.



    Bang Bang Bang
    Baby
    Bang Bang Bang
    Baby

    Ok now we have two babies what do we do now honey.

    Lets use condoms and so keep our family plan intact dear.

    Oh you are so smart
    Condom
    Bang Bang Bang * forever.



    (No marriage vows were swapped in the making of this film)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    chris2008x wrote: »
    Ok why are the condoms on Tesco.ie listed in the Family Planning section when the whole point of a buying condoms is to prevent a pregnancy :/ You cant really call it family planning if you are buying these condoms to not start a family.



    I know and why are the soya yogurts listed under the dairy section when the whole point of eating soya yogurts is to avoid dairy. You can't really call it a dairy section if you're eating soya to avoid dairy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    Not if you know a FF TD.

    or live in a council house... just tell them you have no room for a trampoline


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭optimistic_


    Guess you won't be using this in your stand-up routine at the open-mic night eh, OP?

    "What is the deal with airline food...."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Guess you won't be using this in your stand-up routine at the open-mic night eh, OP?

    "What is the deal with airline food...."


    The OP has left the building... :(


    (closed their account)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Ah now he's got a point, I was never going to be stating families with or without a rubber :p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,099 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    They should be under disease prevention.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,316 ✭✭✭darlett


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    The OP has left the building... :(


    (closed their account)

    Funny peculiar that one. Member since '09. Makes like a tree and leaves within the hour because of this?

    Never really understand why people bother to close accounts, when not logging in seems to do the same thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,916 ✭✭✭✭osarusan




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    darlett wrote: »
    Funny peculiar that one. Member since '09. Makes like a tree and leaves within the hour because of this?

    Never really understand why people bother to close accounts, when not logging in seems to do the same thing.


    Could've just been embarrassed that they made a bit of a tit of themselves, any number of reasons really, thread didn't go as expected, etc...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Could've just been embarrassed that they made a bit of a tit of themselves, any number of reasons really, thread didn't go as expected, etc...
    He exposed himself as a virgin and got spooked. The account probably closed itself out of the sheer stupidity of the question


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,087 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Epic thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,635 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ravelleman


    The OP has a point, although it's expressed very badly.

    'Family planning' is a silly euphemistic term when you think about it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    Love how the OP has since closed his account hahahaha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭roast


    chris2008x

    Closed Account.

    Smart move.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    We'll never forget you chris2008x


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Guess Family Planning and STI Prevention doesn't have the same ring to it


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