Tesco.ie Durex condoms

chris2008x

Ok why are the condoms on Tesco.ie listed in the Family Planning section when the whole point of a buying condoms is to prevent a pregnancy You cant really call it family planning if you are buying these condoms to not start a family.

Insect Overlord

*facepalm*

Freddy Smelly

chris2008x wrote: »

Ok why are the condoms on Tesco.ie listed in the Family Planning section when the whole point of a buying condoms is to prevent a pregnancy You cant really call it family planning if you are buying these condoms to not start a family.

cos your planning on having sex but not planning on starting a family that particular time?????

Hownowcow

Planning a family of zero children.

sadie06

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/family+planning

Notorious97

I think someones parents should have used condoms one night

BillyMitchel

Sweet mother of jebus pray for us.

They have holes in them Chris so the chicks can trick the men. Go to boots and ask for cummings new brand, extra safe and no holes. Give the girl at wink and she'll know exactly what you're talking about.

Freddy Smelly

get a needle and inject horse dna into all the condoms in tescos... start a new scandal for them.

jester77

chris2008x wrote: »

Ok why are the condoms on Tesco.ie listed in the Family Planning section when the whole point of a buying condoms is to prevent a pregnancy You cant really call it family planning if you are buying these condoms to not start a family.

These would be from the Durex colander range, better for seed dispersal

wretcheddomain

If you're not planning to have kids now you're still planning that.

If you plan on having kids later, then you're also planning that.

BNMC

wretcheddomain wrote: »

If you're not planning to have kids now you're still planning that.

If you plan on having kids later, then you're also planning that.

And then you'll need planning permission if you're planning on building a house to raise your unplanned kids.

BillyMitchel

BNMC wrote: »

And then you'll need planning permission if you're planning on building a house to raise your unplanned kids.

Not if you know a FF TD.

Amirani

Insect Overlord wrote: »

*facepalm*

Judging by his username he's only 5. Take it easy on him.

0ph0rce0

That's the least of your worries buying condoms in tesco.

I know its not really embarrassing anymore the older you get.

But when you have to carry a plastic security box the size of a wheelie bin with a pack of the oul rubbers in, it kind of does make you feel odd in the crowd.

People tend to look in disgust :pac:

sea_monkey

Honey, how many babies do you think we should have?

I think we should have two babies dear.

Ok that sounds just swell.



Bang Bang Bang
Baby
Bang Bang Bang
Baby

Ok now we have two babies what do we do now honey.

Lets use condoms and so keep our family plan intact dear.

Oh you are so smart
Condom
Bang Bang Bang * forever.



(No marriage vows were swapped in the making of this film)

Mariasofia

chris2008x wrote: »

Ok why are the condoms on Tesco.ie listed in the Family Planning section when the whole point of a buying condoms is to prevent a pregnancy You cant really call it family planning if you are buying these condoms to not start a family.

I know and why are the soya yogurts listed under the dairy section when the whole point of eating soya yogurts is to avoid dairy. You can't really call it a dairy section if you're eating soya to avoid dairy

Freddy Smelly

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Not if you know a FF TD.

or live in a council house... just tell them you have no room for a trampoline

optimistic_

Guess you won't be using this in your stand-up routine at the open-mic night eh, OP?

"What is the deal with airline food...."

Czarcasm

optimistic_ wrote: »

Guess you won't be using this in your stand-up routine at the open-mic night eh, OP?

"What is the deal with airline food...."

The OP has left the building...


(closed their account)

1ZRed

Ah now he's got a point, I was never going to be stating families with or without a rubber

Stinicker

They should be under disease prevention.

darlett

Czarcasm wrote: »

The OP has left the building...


(closed their account)

Funny peculiar that one. Member since '09. Makes like a tree and leaves within the hour because of this?

Never really understand why people bother to close accounts, when not logging in seems to do the same thing.

osarusan

Czarcasm

darlett wrote: »

Funny peculiar that one. Member since '09. Makes like a tree and leaves within the hour because of this?

Never really understand why people bother to close accounts, when not logging in seems to do the same thing.

Could've just been embarrassed that they made a bit of a tit of themselves, any number of reasons really, thread didn't go as expected, etc...

1ZRed

Czarcasm wrote: »

Could've just been embarrassed that they made a bit of a tit of themselves, any number of reasons really, thread didn't go as expected, etc...

He exposed himself as a virgin and got spooked. The account probably closed itself out of the sheer stupidity of the question

Insect Overlord

Epic thread.

Ravelleman

The OP has a point, although it's expressed very badly.

'Family planning' is a silly euphemistic term when you think about it.

UrbanSea

Love how the OP has since closed his account hahahaha

roast

chris2008x

Closed Account.

Smart move.

I Heart Internet

We'll never forget you chris2008x

efb

Guess Family Planning and STI Prevention doesn't have the same ring to it

dr.bollocko

RIP.

humbert

The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long.

PseudoFamous

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

But when you have to carry a plastic security box the size of a wheelie bin with a pack of the oul rubbers in, it kind of does make you feel odd in the crowd.

People tend to look in disgust :pac:

That man is engaging in intercourse *for pleasure*! what a travesty!

Czarcasm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

RIP.

That's been known to happen to them alright :pac:

maryishere

I believe the odd old chemist down the country still refuses to stock those filthy things lol.

worded

A father and his impressionable young son were shopping in the corner drug-store. The son saw the display of condoms, and asked his father what they were for.

Father: Well, son. Men buy those and use them when they are having sex
Son: Oh, I remember hearing about those. But why are these sold in a 3-pak

Father: Well son, those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, One for Saturday, One for Sunday. Son: Oh! But dad, why are those others sold in packs of six

Father: Well son, those six are for college boys. Two for Friday, Two for Saturday, Two for Sunday. Son: Oh, that's a lot! Wait! Dad, there's a box of 12. What on earth are those for?

Father: Well son, those are for married men.


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