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Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

bbability · 2013-04-09 17:23:50

liveline thread continues here..

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#6212 04-06-2013 02:29PM

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One of Joe's brethren... Say something about Bang Bang and a fire engine, caller... Between that and the sunny day, he'll have an orgasm..

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#6213 04-06-2013 02:30PM

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I dont want to hear anything about your mother now f**k off

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#6214 04-06-2013 02:30PM

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"A tenner was a loora money Joe, Ah the Good ol' Days Joe"

Joe wonders to himself "wtf is a tenner?"

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#6215 04-06-2013 02:31PM

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europa11 wrote: »

"A tenner was a loora money Joe, Ah the Good ol' Days Joe"

Joe wonders to himself "wtf is a tenner?"

Thinks Joe..."Ahh...those tings I wipe me arse wih?"

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#6216 04-06-2013 02:31PM

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aul dublin tales

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#6217 04-06-2013 02:32PM

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Joe's Dubalin accent goes up a few notches when he talks to a fellow salt-of-the-earth Dub.

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#6218 04-06-2013 02:32PM

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His usual callers must be warm enough to go outside today.

WORST.LIVELINE.EVER.

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#6219 04-06-2013 02:32PM

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A Disgrace Joe.

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#6220 04-06-2013 02:33PM

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this chap went in to the toilet to make the call to joe. Is havint a n° 1 or 2 ?

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#6221 04-06-2013 02:33PM

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"And what do you think of them halving the prize money over the weekend?"

I would have loved it if he'd gone completely over the top and said..

"B*STARDs, Joe, B*STARDS"

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#6222 04-06-2013 02:33PM

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Entitlment, entitlement....

'I bought 2 prize bonds 40 years ago Joe, I spent a whole 10 Pounds!! Where's me million? Well where is it?!?'

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#6223 04-06-2013 02:33PM

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The sun has obviously affected the quality of caller today

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#6224 04-06-2013 02:35PM

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Tragedy Tuesday.

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#6225 04-06-2013 02:35PM

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Is this the boards girl?

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#6226 04-06-2013 02:35PM

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Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Joe's Dubalin accent goes up a few notches when he talks to a fellow salt-of-the-earth Dub.

He wallet stays firmly in his pocket though Harry...

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#6227 04-06-2013 02:35PM

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JM Skipton wrote: »

The sun has obviously affected the quality of caller today

What Sun? The hot red thing that you shouldn't stare at? Or that big thing in the sky?

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#6228 04-06-2013 02:36PM

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Joe must have his vast salary paid into the part office. Seems in joes world the only place to keep money is the post office

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#6229 04-06-2013 02:37PM

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For a live show, there sure a lot of repeats. Of repeats.

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#6230 04-06-2013 02:42PM

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Why should we be thankful yer man is Irish ?

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#6231 04-06-2013 02:44PM

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I dont know what Liveline think they're gonna do.. What do you say to people, dont drink in Indonesia... And something similar happened to a girl in England a while back, after she drank one of those bespoke cocktails in a club.

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#6232 04-06-2013 02:45PM

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This guy is a fellow boardies, read some of his posts recently about owning a bar out there and giving incentives to his staff to ensure legit alcohol is sold.

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#6233 04-06-2013 02:46PM

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What's this ? A lad with buy to let's in Indonesia ?

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#6234 04-06-2013 02:48PM

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Will you give the "my gods" a rest Joe.

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#6235 04-06-2013 02:48PM

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Kildare woman died days after drinking strong local wine in Bali, inquest told

A 21-YEAR-OLD Kildare woman who became seriously ill and died in Bali had two days previously drank a locally brewed alcoholic drink that has made several other tourists very sick.

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That's the story, she was a boardsie alright..

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056285334

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#6236 04-06-2013 02:52PM

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europa11 wrote: »

Will you give the "my gods" a rest Joe.

lol.. He gave you a big one there.. :P

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#6237 04-06-2013 02:52PM

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Sounds like an impossible task to stop this stuff making it to the top shelves, particularly if, as he says, there's already little or no control over the sale of legitimate alcohol in Indonesia.

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#6238 04-06-2013 02:55PM

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Hope for Conrads rear end that the Indonesian Police don't listen to Liveline

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#6239 04-06-2013 02:55PM

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I'd like to see Alan Shatter getting pulled in by the Indonesian cops... Lets see how far his "One is afflicted by asthma" gets him..

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#6240 04-06-2013 02:57PM

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JonathanAnon wrote: »

I'd like to see Alan Shatter getting pulled in by the Indonesian cops... Lets see how far his "One is afflicted by asthma" gets him..

Alan Shatter would be grand, with his TD's salary he'd be well able to pay the bribes!

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#6241 04-06-2013 02:59PM

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Smug alert

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