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Farming Chit Chat II

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  • #3422
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Good god I hope it was a stainless steel toilet he was using next day
    My younger brother and his mate snuck into his house one night while he was pi$$ed for the craic . They said the jacks was crusted in black scutter from the lid down to the bowl and he had the bath half full of empty supermacs bags :eek:


  • #3423
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    moy83 wrote: »
    My younger brother and his mate snuck into his house one night while he was pi$$ed for the craic . They said the jacks was crusted in black scutter from the lid down to the bowl and he had the bath half full of empty supermacs bags :eek:

    And a poster of bob is his Brazilian speedos above his bed


  • #3424
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    Right seeing as everyone is talking about drink or gone drinking I think I am going to go for a few jars me self, dying tomorrow I suppose but I have a few brownie points due to expire soon anyway


  • #3425
    just do it
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭just do it


    delaval wrote: »
    You should have had.
    I was in bed one night about 11 fast asleep and my cousin called my mobile, I cut the nose off him. Next morning I phoned him at 5.45 and his response was 'message received'!!
    I know a stud farm manager and his main gripe isn't the long hours they work, it's the even longer hours clients ring him at! The night owls ring at any hour and the early birds the same! I don't know why he doesn't turn the phone off but the horsey industry is funny. They work like dogs for no money:rolleyes:


  • #3426
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    just do it wrote: »
    I know a stud farm manager and his main gripe isn't the long hours they work, it's the even longer hours clients ring him at! The night owls ring at any hour and the early birds the same! I don't know why he doesn't turn the phone off but the horsey industry is funny. They work like dogs for no money:rolleyes:
    husband turns his phone off at night, i cant have a sister with an illness so on call24/7


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  • #3427
    kevthegaff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,084 ✭✭✭kevthegaff


    no one rings me, cos they no ill do nothing for them:D:D


  • #3428
    just do it
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭just do it


    All this talk of cider and pints has me thirsty....

    oh wait, the OH is at work and the kids are in bed.... and.... any more than 2 or 3 pints and I'm shuck the next day!


  • #3429
    dzer2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,979 ✭✭✭dzer2


    just do it wrote: »
    All this talk of cider and pints has me thirsty....

    oh wait, the OH is at work and the kids are in bed.... and.... any more than 2 or 3 pints and I'm shuck the next day!

    And the mistress?????:rolleyes:


  • #3430
    just do it
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭just do it


    dzer2 wrote: »
    And the mistress?????:rolleyes:
    My mistress is called boards.ie/farming forum:cool:


  • #3431
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Right seeing as everyone is talking about drink or gone drinking I think I am going to go for a few jars me self, dying tomorrow I suppose but I have a few brownie points due to expire soon anyway

    Forgiveness is easier gotten than permission


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  • #3432
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    moy83 wrote: »
    This lad is on the guinness mostly aswell but he had two days done on it when he got the second wind and switched to cider . Big Bucket is his nickname , I dont know is it because of him drinking buckets or the fact that he starts telling everyone about the size of the bucket on the his digger when he is loaded .

    The lad I know is a digger driver aswell. Must be genetic


  • #3433
    sea12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,244 ✭✭✭sea12


    Got all the sheep dosed with cobalt. Sprayed a couple of acres for rushed and thistles. Lovely evening for doing a bit of work. All this reading of lads going drinking is making me thirsty.


  • #3434
    mf240
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,901 ✭✭✭mf240


    whelan1 wrote: »
    husband turns his phone off at night, i cant have a sister with an illness so on call24/7

    Lad rang me late one night and said "I hope Im not distubing you"

    "No" I replied sarcastically "sure I had to get up to answer the phone anyway"


  • #3435
    quadboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 472 ✭✭quadboy


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Your a Kerry man quad boy, that explains a lot:D
    Hi now whats that supposed to mean


  • #3436
    freedominacup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    quadboy wrote: »
    Hi now whats that supposed to mean

    It means that it explains a lot:rolleyes:


  • #3437
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    Oh sweet jesus christ almighty! I am dying!


  • #3438
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Oh sweet jesus christ almighty! I am dying!
    The ol cider bug is a divil alright :D


  • #3439
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    The auld fella just rang. All on about silage and what fields to cut and what way to cut it. I'll have to bring a stainless steel bucket with me cos I'm in bits. I have a vague recollection of one of the lads buying a round of double brandy and coke in the night club and me thinking it was a great idea.
    Ring the knackery and put me down. ....


  • #3440
    quadboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 472 ✭✭quadboy


    moy83 wrote: »
    The ol cider bug is a divil alright :D

    Your not the only one, might give tonight a miss id say


  • #3441
    Viewtodiefor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭Viewtodiefor


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    The auld fella just rang. All on about silage and what fields to cut and what way to cut it. I'll have to bring a stainless steel bucket with me cos I'm in bits. I have a vague recollection of one of the lads buying a round of double brandy and coke in the night club and me thinking it was a great idea.
    Ring the knackery and put me down. ....


    And that recollection was just of the first one!!


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  • #3442
    quadboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 472 ✭✭quadboy


    I must still be drunk after quoting the wrong post


  • #3443
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Oh sweet jesus christ almighty! I am dying!

    Bloody young fellas what's wrong with ye, bright as a daisy this morning, after leaving local at 3 am, although that is prob due to a hour playing football on lawn this am with 2 eager young lads


  • #3444
    Dont be daft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭Dont be daft


    Anyone with notions of going into dairy bull beef would want to have given the day with me yesterday.

    Up at 6 bells and decide to tip down to an out-farm only to greeted by chaos. 3 separate groups (65 total) all mixed, kickin the sh*te out of each other, pulling up every fence and generally wrecking the place.
    Que 12 hours straight of sorting, searching among furs, fencing and patching up the "casualties".
    Arrive back to the home-place and still a hape of work to be done there, so 10mins devouring a few chips in the jeep and off I roll again. Moved the last strip wire at half 12 last night. The phrase "Busy fool" comes to mind:rolleyes:

    Hitting the sauce today, dont care how sick I am tomorrow


  • #3445
    sea12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,244 ✭✭✭sea12


    Dont be daft wrote: »
    Anyone with notions of going into dairy bull beef would want to have given the day with me yesterday.

    Up at 6 bells and decide to tip down to an out-farm only to greeted by chaos. 3 separate groups (65 total) all mixed, kickin the sh*te out of each other, pulling up every fence and generally wrecking the place.
    Que 12 hours straight of sorting, searching among furs, fencing and patching up the "casualties".
    Arrive back to the home-place and still a hape of work to be done there, so 10mins devouring a few chips in the jeep and off I roll again. Moved the last strip wire at half 12 last night. The phrase "Busy fool" comes to mind:rolleyes:

    Hitting the sauce today, dont care how sick I am tomorrow


    Jeez that was a bad day at the office alright. How did hey all get mixed up. Did an electric fence go down on you?


  • #3446
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    have a really old suckler cow-15 years ols- she was in heat last night and broke through 4 strand barbed wire and electric fence to the bull, only on a sunday morning, she was looking well pleased with herself


  • #3447
    mf240
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,901 ✭✭✭mf240


    whelan1 wrote: »
    have a really old suckler cow-15 years ols- she was in heat last night and broke through 4 strand barbed wire and electric fence to the bull, only on a sunday morning, she was looking well pleased with herself

    fecking teenagers:D:D


  • #3448
    dharn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭dharn


    Theres life in the ould girl yet !


  • #3449
    Dont be daft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭Dont be daft


    sea12 wrote: »
    Jeez that was a bad day at the office alright. How did hey all get mixed up. Did an electric fence go down on you?

    We've been holding a tribunal all morning trying to figure out which one of us deserves the kick in the hole.

    Lots of conspiracy theories flying around as to what actually happened but one wire was probably knocked first and once the shock dips below 2k volts the boys think "F*ck this, lets trash the gaf"


  • #3450
    quadboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 472 ✭✭quadboy


    Bullocks broke out this morning too, somehow they managed to open 2 gates although the first gate ud swear someone opened it for them the way it was thrown


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  • #3451
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    whelan1 wrote: »
    have a really old suckler cow-15 years ols- she was in heat last night and broke through 4 strand barbed wire and electric fence to the bull, only on a sunday morning, she was looking well pleased with herself

    She was prob thinking, this is my last one and Nothing going to stop me


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