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kunst nugget · 28-05-2013 12:57PM

Tetra wrote: »

"MEH! I'm still ill, I'm on my period (that is not tmi. If it weren't for periods none of you all would be born) AND my ethernet cord crapped out on me. So I've been struggling with those 3 things for the past 2 days and let me tell you, I'd rather not be struggling with all 3 of those things all at the same stinkin time."

The same stinkin' time? Has she got diarrhea and gone and shít herself?

yerwanthere123 · 28-05-2013 02:11PM

Tetra wrote: »

"MEH! I'm still ill, I'm on my period (that is not tmi. If it weren't for periods none of you all would be born) AND my ethernet cord crapped out on me. So I've been struggling with those 3 things for the past 2 days and let me tell you, I'd rather not be struggling with all 3 of those things all at the same stinkin time."

Sweet jesus...

IK09 · 28-05-2013 03:05PM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

"See meteor im going down tomorrow and im gonna smash my phone of someones face bunch ****ing twats learn how to run a business and **** of ripping people off"

Mother of 3. Great example being shown to her kids.

Sounds like my sister, bet she'll put up a "pick a star and make a wish" picture next

Mr Benevolent · 28-05-2013 03:25PM

Tetra wrote: »

"MEH! I'm still ill, I'm on my period... AND my ethernet cord crapped out on me.

Phew. If she didn't have her period and her umbilical cord crapped out on her she'd really be in trouble.

28-05-2013 03:49PM

Tetra wrote: »

"MEH! I'm still ill, I'm on my period (that is not tmi. If it weren't for periods none of you all would be born) AND my ethernet cord crapped out on me. So I've been struggling with those 3 things for the past 2 days and let me tell you, I'd rather not be struggling with all 3 of those things all at the same stinkin time."

Ill, her period AND no ethernet cord? She must have the most difficult life in all of Ireland!

krudler · 28-05-2013 03:52PM

Tetra wrote: »

"MEH! I'm still ill, I'm on my period (that is not tmi. If it weren't for periods none of you all would be born) AND my ethernet cord crapped out on me. So I've been struggling with those 3 things for the past 2 days and let me tell you, I'd rather not be struggling with all 3 of those things all at the same stinkin time."

Hero doesnt do this person justice, I mean you hear of people complaining about things but this girl's courage is just awe inspiring, can we make donations to her?

kunst nugget · 28-05-2013 03:54PM

Tara Small Scoreboard wrote: »

Ill, her period AND no ethernet cord? She must have the most difficult life in all of Ireland!

I've organized a benefit concert for her.

Sinfonia · 28-05-2013 07:30PM

Tetra wrote: »

"MEH! I'm still ill, I'm on my period (that is not tmi. If it weren't for periods none of you all would be born) AND my ethernet cord crapped out on me. So I've been struggling with those 3 things for the past 2 days and let me tell you, I'd rather not be struggling with all 3 of those things all at the same stinkin time."

lyk if u cry'd xx

Festy · 28-05-2013 07:51PM

Things Travellers Say Page has me in stitches,pure comedy...

milltown · 28-05-2013 08:12PM

Link for the lazy?

Festy · 28-05-2013 08:15PM

milltown wrote: »

Link for the lazy?

https://www.facebook.com/ThingsTravellersSay

Luxie · 28-05-2013 08:18PM

leggo wrote: »

How has this thread existed for so long without someone saying, "Hey! That's my status! "

It's gonna happen.

I was thinking that. How come two people havent 'collided' on here and gone 'Tommy?' 'Is that yourself Mary?". Or something like that.

implausible · 28-05-2013 09:35PM

Festy wrote: »

Things Travellers Say Page has me in stitches,pure comedy...

Can't see what's so funny about it - it's just rehashing the same old jokes about marrying cousins, not being able to read and fighting and it's written in barely intelligible English.

If it was someone convincingly pretending to be a traveller and taking the piss out of themselves, then it might be funny.

SV · 28-05-2013 11:32PM

implausible wrote: »

Can't see what's so funny about it - it's just rehashing the same old jokes about marrying cousins, not being able to read and fighting and it's written in barely intelligible English.

If it was someone convincingly pretending to be a traveller and taking the piss out of themselves, then it might be funny.

What's funny isn't what the page puts up - that's a load of crap.

What is absolutely golden is the arguments which ensue in the comments section, have never seen the likes of it before!

krudler · 29-05-2013 12:09AM

implausible wrote: »

Can't see what's so funny about it - it's just rehashing the same old jokes about marrying cousins, not being able to read and fighting and it's written in barely intelligible English.

If it was someone convincingly pretending to be a traveller and taking the piss out of themselves, then it might be funny.

some of the comments are from exactly that, and that's funnier than the page itself, and the arguments from actual travellers.

shruikan2553 · 29-05-2013 12:17AM

The page rarely has anything worth reading, its the comments that are hilarious once you translate them and the irony in a lot of the comments make you wonder what the hell they are thinking. They have so many words that I have never heard of before its like learning a new language although going by every other word in the comment its probably spelled wrong.

leggo · 29-05-2013 12:23AM

Luxie wrote: »

I was thinking that. How come two people havent 'collided' on here and gone 'Tommy?' 'Is that yourself Mary?". Or something like that.

It'll happen. And, when it does, I'll be waiting with popcorn like I am when a couple starts fighting in public on Facebook.

yerwanthere123 · 29-05-2013 12:26AM

SV wrote: »

What's funny isn't what the page puts up - that's a load of crap.

What is absolutely golden is the arguments which ensue in the comments section, have never seen the likes of it before!

Just took a look... wow :eek:

mackeire · 29-05-2013 12:50AM

I can tell people are judgemental, just by looking at them...

GoldFour4 · 29-05-2013 12:59AM

This was on the page, funny enough in fairness.

LINK

Festy · 29-05-2013 01:11AM

Another one I'm just after coming across.Some of the comments are hilarious.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/387906341236596/?fref=ts

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 29-05-2013 05:12AM

Well I've never laughed as much at anything on Facebook.

I crashed my caravan on the way to work.
Followed by these gems.

"Pikey and proud"
"You're always on holiday when your on the road"
"Ill hit you such a crack in the teeth you'll be deaf in both ears"
"What school did you go to?
Springfield elementary wbu?
And what year will ya be out of deth"
"Come down here now an I'd lave ya with a hangin jaw"

Oh good lord

Festy · 29-05-2013 05:36AM

:rolleyes:

wildlifeboy · 29-05-2013 10:40AM

I made friends with paddy doherty only to find out later that he is illiterate. i was kinda suspicious when his status updates were "I am only a smelly knacker"

Kotek Besar · 29-05-2013 10:46AM

Have you noticed travellers tend to have square shaped heads? What's that about?

Riesen_Meal · 29-05-2013 10:47AM

Posted from a recently single female friend of mine

She "Fcuking loves being free"

Why being single is great.

You get the whole bed
You dont have to make the effort
You dont have to worry about hurting
You dont have to worry about buying valentines crap
You have Freedom, to choose
Not having to tell someone where you are
Complete Control
Chance to experiment with who you are and what you like
Eat what you want
Do what you want, when you want
A chance to bond with friends
Loneliness hurts less

Sweet lantern of divine jaysus, someone needs to get laid.... :pac:

kunst nugget · 29-05-2013 10:48AM

The lazy and pointless attempts at humour on those traveller facebook pages really help to highlight why Hope Ur OK Hun xxxx is so brilliant. It's perfect in its parody of those type of posters.

kunst nugget · 29-05-2013 10:52AM

Fieldog wrote: »

Posted from a recently single female friend of mine

She "Fcuking loves being free"

Why being single is great.

You get the whole bed
You dont have to make the effort
You dont have to worry about hurting
You dont have to worry about buying valentines crap
You have Freedom, to choose
Not having to tell someone where you are
Complete Control
Chance to experiment with who you are and what you like
Eat what you want
Do what you want, when you want
A chance to bond with friends
Loneliness hurts less

Sweet lantern of divine jaysus, someone needs to get laid.... :pac:

Why being single is great part 2:
There is no one there to look at me crying into the extra large tub of Ben and Jerry's when I'm sitting in front of the telly watching Bridget Jones again in my pyjamas. Why am I soooooo fat?!?!?

Toto Wolfcastle · 29-05-2013 10:55AM

Fieldog wrote: »

Posted from a recently single female friend of mine

She "Fcuking loves being free"

Why being single is great.

You get the whole bed
You dont have to make the effort
You dont have to worry about hurting
You dont have to worry about buying valentines crap
You have Freedom, to choose
Not having to tell someone where you are
Complete Control
Chance to experiment with who you are and what you like
Eat what you want
Do what you want, when you want
A chance to bond with friends
Loneliness hurts less

Sweet lantern of divine jaysus, someone needs to get laid.... :pac:

God, she really must have had some crap relationships. What a load of sh1te.

miralize · 29-05-2013 11:10AM

Festy wrote: »

:rolleyes:

The cleverest of wordplay.

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