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Un-invent something

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    White leggings for fat girls.

    It makes their legs look like bottled porridge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭IK09


    Buttons are a nuisance and are almost as good a contraceptive as condoms


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Brendan Flowers


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    mobile phones

    Why?

    As for something I'd un-invent....ATM's in nightclubs! Its crazy the amount of money I've taken out of those and blown when Im drunk!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭JustAThought


    Abortion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,014 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    hoodwinked wrote: »
    without facebook there'd be bebo, or some other ****e....

    or they'd all migrate to twitter.


    just be done with it and un-invent the internet!

    but then I would not have been able to read your post ?!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Duggy747 wrote: »

    use a can opener to open them, works a treat.

    well unless you have a can opener in the package

    also

    http://www.wikihow.com/Open-Rigid-Plastic-Clamshell-Packages-Safely


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    religion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Stellavision.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 193 ✭✭ado100


    Property tax.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    The Knork - a combination of a knife and a fork.

    "But Mr.Prodston, surely such a hybrid is the way of the future for those who are too busy to use both hands to eat?" you may say."Get out" is what I say.

    While it does in theory has the ability to both cut and prick it really does it at such a substandard level.

    :eek:


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  • Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Iphone, simply because people call it an invention when its not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    eamonnq wrote: »
    but then I would not have been able to read your post ?!!

    its not been un-invented yet :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Fu@kin speed cameras.

    Cost me $ 146 today.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Fu@kin speed cameras.

    Cost me $ 146 today.

    If only someone would invent an in-car speedometer and a pedal or two with which to regulate ones road speed;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Fu@kin speed cameras.

    Cost me $ 146 today.

    what about uninventing the $ on keyboards so you have a € instead?

    also pro tip hold down ALT and press 0128 on the numpad and you get €


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Jazz, hip hop, R & B, country, Euro pop, trad, trance, drum n bass, hair metal, opera, garage, rap, pop music in general, ballads, christian rock, barber shop quintets and jazz (again).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    danniemcq wrote: »
    what about uninventing the $ on keyboards so you have a € instead?

    also pro tip hold down ALT and press 0128 on the numpad and you get €

    Because I got fined one hundred and forty six dollars for doing seventy one in a sixty zone.


  • Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Snooze button.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Because I got fined one hundred and forty six dollars for doing seventy one in a sixty zone.

    That would make more sense! Sorry for the company i work for i have to tell people this quite a lot!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    McDonalds.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,819 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    McDonalds.

    Why did I click on that!!!!!!!!! :eek:

    Yak


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,344 ✭✭✭Garzard


    Car clamps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Jazz, hip hop, R & B, country, Euro pop, trad, trance, drum n bass, hair metal, opera, garage, rap, pop music in general, ballads, christian rock, barber shop quintets and jazz (again).

    Some great music genres there tbh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    danniemcq wrote: »
    also pro tip hold down ALT and press 0128 on the numpad and you get €

    Wouldn't ctrl + Alt + 4 be much easier?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,655 ✭✭✭1966


    100% mortgages


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    junkies

    Yes they were invented...


  • Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    neil_hosey wrote: »
    junkies

    Yes they were invented...


    I thought they just spawned


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,209 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    The mid-season break during Season 5 of Breaking Bad!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    NothingMan wrote: »
    Wouldn't ctrl + Alt + 4 be much easier?
    Not as easy as Alt Gr + 4.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    I'll probably be told that it wasn't invented, but there's one thing that I sincerely hope can be un-invented and that's cancer.


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