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  • 23-05-2013 05:56PM
    #1
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭


    ....but were too afraid to ask.


    I'll start...


    Why do humans have arse-cheeks when the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't??


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  • #2
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    El Guapo! wrote: »
    ....but were too afraid to ask.


    I'll start...


    Why do humans have arse-cheeks when the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't??

    Baboons do!


  • #3
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,424 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    El Guapo! wrote: »
    Why do humans have arse-cheeks when the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't??

    How come you noticed this and I didn't?


  • #4
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    El Guapo! wrote: »
    ....but were too afraid to ask.


    I'll start...


    Why do humans have arse-cheeks when the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't??


    That's a fantastic question and here's another one: Who here, would eat a spider? I would.


  • #5
    A0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 666 ✭✭✭A0


    El Guapo! wrote: »
    ....but were too afraid to ask.


    Why did you ask that?


  • #6
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    Where's Poochie?


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  • #7
    returnNull
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭returnNull


    where's all the white dog sh1t gone?


  • #8
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,185 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    What really happened to shergar.


  • #9
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    El Guapo! wrote: »
    Why do humans have arse-cheeks when the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't??

    What makes you think other animals don't have arse cheeks?


  • #10
    SureYWouldntYa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,890 ✭✭✭SureYWouldntYa


    20 years ago our local pub has a thing like this for an evening, was massive at the time.

    Now we have the internet, Google knows the answer to all these questions


  • #11
    paulmclaughlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,299 ✭✭✭paulmclaughlin


    Where's Wally?


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  • #12
    Kinder Bueno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 252 ✭✭Kinder Bueno


    How much wood would a woodchuck cut if a woodchuck could cut wood?


  • #13
    crazy cabbage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    who the **** puts a wast pipe through a recreational zone?




    This totally debunks the integelent design movement imo. I mean wtf?


  • #14
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Seachmall wrote: »
    What makes you think other animals don't have arse cheeks?

    I can't think of any.
    Most of them just have a hole on their back end. We have these slabs of meat covering it. Imagine we had no arse cheeks. No need to wipe. We'd save all that time.


  • #15
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Why does someone start this thread every six weeks or so?


  • #16
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Is this the real life?...


  • #17
    Kidchameleon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    Figs/figroll


  • #18
    Pilotdude5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭Pilotdude5


    If a man says something in a forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?


  • #19
    Ryuji_w
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭Ryuji_w


    Napper Hawkins wrote: »
    That's a fantastic question and here's another one: Who here, would eat a spider? I would.

    Ewwwwww, if i was strapped to a chair and spiders were let crawl all over me, i would scream like a little girl, start spasming then pass out, i think.
    wouldn't be a pretty sight either way :pac:

    i can deal with the odd thing in the house but something like that, shivers


    Q would any one perform a mercy killing on say a dog/cat who was in an accident and you knew was gonna die or help with assisted suicide

    i could


  • #20
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    El Guapo! wrote: »
    I can't think of any.
    Most of them just have a hole on their back end. We have these slabs of meat covering it. Imagine we had no arse cheeks. No need to wipe. We'd save all that time.

    Loads of animals of bum cheeks (to protect their bums and what not).

    Guess for whatever reason we need more protection on our bum and so we've more fat there than most other animals.


  • #21
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    Is this just fantasy?


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  • #22
    lahalane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    I'm still too afraid to ask my preferred question :(

    Here's a less terrifying one though. What is the biggest undiscovered animal on Earth?


  • #23
    darrcow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 272 ✭✭darrcow


    why dosent my wife swallow


  • #24
    flas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭flas


    lahalane wrote: »
    I'm still too afraid to ask my preferred question :(

    Here's a less terrifying one though. What is the biggest undiscovered animal on Earth?


    definetly a fish or squid of some kind...


  • #25
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    darrcow wrote: »
    why dosent my wife swallow



    She does sometimes


  • #26
    ahnowbrowncow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,591 ✭✭✭ahnowbrowncow


    I suppose because we sit on our ass a lot, how many animals sit?


  • #27
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    ahnowbrowncow wrote: »
    I suppose because we sit on our ass a lot, how many animals sit?

    Sitting ducks do.


  • #28
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.


  • #29
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.

    Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and seeeee....


  • #30
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    El Guapo! wrote: »
    Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and seeeee....

    I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.....


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  • #31
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    God knows I want to break free.


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