Questions you want to know the answer to...

El Guapo! · 23-05-2013 4:56pm #1

....but were too afraid to ask.

I'll start...

Why do humans have arse-cheeks when the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't??

JustAddWater · 23-05-2013 4:58pm

El Guapo! wrote: »

....but were too afraid to ask.

I'll start...

Why do humans have arse-cheeks when the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't??

Baboons do!

Peregrine · 23-05-2013 4:58pm

El Guapo! wrote: »

Why do humans have arse-cheeks when the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't??

How come you noticed this and I didn't?

Napper Hawkins · 23-05-2013 4:58pm

El Guapo! wrote: »

....but were too afraid to ask.

I'll start...

Why do humans have arse-cheeks when the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't??

That's a fantastic question and here's another one: Who here, would eat a spider? I would.

A0 · 23-05-2013 4:59pm

El Guapo! wrote: »

....but were too afraid to ask.

Why did you ask that?

jaffacakesyum · 23-05-2013 4:59pm

Where's Poochie?

returnNull · 23-05-2013 4:59pm

where's all the white dog sh1t gone?

Galwayguy35 · 23-05-2013 5:00pm

What really happened to shergar.

Seachmall · 23-05-2013 5:01pm

El Guapo! wrote: »

Why do humans have arse-cheeks when the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't??

What makes you think other animals don't have arse cheeks?

SureYWouldntYa · 23-05-2013 5:01pm

20 years ago our local pub has a thing like this for an evening, was massive at the time.

Now we have the internet, Google knows the answer to all these questions

paulmclaughlin · 23-05-2013 5:02pm

Where's Wally?

Kinder Bueno · 23-05-2013 5:02pm

How much wood would a woodchuck cut if a woodchuck could cut wood?

crazy cabbage · 23-05-2013 5:03pm

who the **** puts a wast pipe through a recreational zone?

This totally debunks the integelent design movement imo. I mean wtf?

El Guapo! · 23-05-2013 5:04pm

Seachmall wrote: »

What makes you think other animals don't have arse cheeks?

I can't think of any.
Most of them just have a hole on their back end. We have these slabs of meat covering it. Imagine we had no arse cheeks. No need to wipe. We'd save all that time.

The Backwards Man · 23-05-2013 5:05pm

Why does someone start this thread every six weeks or so?

LizT · 23-05-2013 5:06pm

Is this the real life?...

Kidchameleon · 23-05-2013 5:08pm

Figs/figroll

Pilotdude5 · 23-05-2013 5:08pm

If a man says something in a forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

Ryuji_w · 23-05-2013 5:12pm

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

That's a fantastic question and here's another one: Who here, would eat a spider? I would.

Ewwwwww, if i was strapped to a chair and spiders were let crawl all over me, i would scream like a little girl, start spasming then pass out, i think.
wouldn't be a pretty sight either way :pac:

i can deal with the odd thing in the house but something like that, shivers

Q would any one perform a mercy killing on say a dog/cat who was in an accident and you knew was gonna die or help with assisted suicide

i could

Seachmall · 23-05-2013 5:12pm

El Guapo! wrote: »

I can't think of any.
Most of them just have a hole on their back end. We have these slabs of meat covering it. Imagine we had no arse cheeks. No need to wipe. We'd save all that time.

Loads of animals of bum cheeks (to protect their bums and what not).

Guess for whatever reason we need more protection on our bum and so we've more fat there than most other animals.

Rayne Wooney · 23-05-2013 5:13pm

Is this just fantasy?

lahalane · 23-05-2013 5:23pm

I'm still too afraid to ask my preferred question

Here's a less terrifying one though. What is the biggest undiscovered animal on Earth?

darrcow · 23-05-2013 5:27pm

why dosent my wife swallow

flas · 23-05-2013 5:27pm

lahalane wrote: »

I'm still too afraid to ask my preferred question

Here's a less terrifying one though. What is the biggest undiscovered animal on Earth?

definetly a fish or squid of some kind...

Rayne Wooney · 23-05-2013 5:27pm

darrcow wrote: »

why dosent my wife swallow

She does sometimes

ahnowbrowncow · 23-05-2013 5:28pm

I suppose because we sit on our ass a lot, how many animals sit?

kraggy · 23-05-2013 5:33pm

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

I suppose because we sit on our ass a lot, how many animals sit?

Sitting ducks do.

Pumpkinseeds · 23-05-2013 6:14pm

Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.

El Guapo! · 23-05-2013 6:17pm

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.

Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and seeeee....

LizT · 23-05-2013 6:19pm

El Guapo! wrote: »

Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and seeeee....

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.....

The Backwards Man · 23-05-2013 6:19pm

God knows I want to break free.

LizT · 23-05-2013 6:20pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

God knows I want to break free.

Urgh, you ruined it.

Rayne Wooney · 23-05-2013 6:22pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

God knows I want to break free.

Ah here.

That should be a banish-able offence!

The Backwards Man · 23-05-2013 6:22pm

LizT wrote: »

Urgh, you ruined it.

I'm having a ball so don't stop me now.

Pumpkinseeds · 23-05-2013 6:23pm

LizT wrote: »

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.....

Cause I'm easy come, easy go.

Chet T16 · 23-05-2013 6:27pm

How do they fit all the fire in a lighter?

Oranage2 · 23-05-2013 6:28pm

Why are those few minutes before you have to get out of bed so heavenly?

The Backwards Man · 23-05-2013 6:28pm

This rage that lasts a thousand years, will soon be gone

Nappy · 23-05-2013 6:34pm

Why is study so uneventful an inefficient until less than 24 hours before the exam. How can one channel that urgency into the months before?

Mariasofia · 23-05-2013 6:38pm

Is it time for the tracker mortgage question yet?

December2012 · 23-05-2013 6:41pm

When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?

The Backwards Man · 23-05-2013 6:44pm

December2012 wrote: »

When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?

Is that from a Queen song? Hum a couple of lines, I might remember it.

Cody Pomeray · 23-05-2013 6:45pm

I have one I wouldn't usually like to ask.

Were any of the Birmingham six, the Guildford Four, or the Maguire Seven guilty?

I heard lots of rumours growing up, have never really read up on it.

Gweedling · 23-05-2013 6:47pm

We have more prominent bum cheeks because we're bipeds. Other animals that walk on four legs have them but they're just not covering the business end of things.

Ever eaten ham? Arse cheek.
Corned beef? from the "silverside" cut of the cow - Arse cheek.
Leg of lamb? Arse cheek. tasty tasty arse cheek.

My question - why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

AnonoBoy · 23-05-2013 6:47pm

When will I, will I be famous?

AnonoBoy · 23-05-2013 6:48pm

Gweedling wrote: »

My question - why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

It's PC gone mad I tells ya! Or health and safety.

The Backwards Man · 23-05-2013 6:49pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

When will I, will I be famous?

25 years ago, the reinvent yourself as a wannabe crooner ala Dean Martin on the Las Vegas over 70s cabaret circuit.

edit;
added meow

heebusjeebus · 23-05-2013 6:53pm

What's the difference between soda water & simple sparkling water?

Gweedling · 23-05-2013 6:58pm

heebusjeebus wrote: »

What's the difference between soda water & simple sparkling water?

Soda water uses bicarbonate of soda, sparkling water uses a 70/30 or 60/40 mix of nitrogen/CO2, that's why the bubbles in normal soda water are bigger, and doesn't fizz all over the gaff if you open a shaken bottle.

/geeky barman

IM0 · 23-05-2013 8:14pm

Seachmall wrote: »

Loads of animals of bum cheeks (to protect their bums and what not).

Guess for whatever reason we need more protection on our bum and so we've more fat there than most other animals.

plus its like a rear face that draws the opposite sex in

I mean how else can you tell its a woman from behind

IM0 · 23-05-2013 8:16pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

When will I, will I be famous?

I cant answer that

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