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How Badass Are You?

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  • #32
    Supersiderman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 117 ✭✭Supersiderman


    I'm a double hard basturd!!!!


  • #33
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    I've never had to floss.
    You should always floss, or at the very least use a teepee brush. I'm sorry but there are some rules that should never, never be broken.

    I'll ask you this, name me one historical badass with bad teeth?


  • #34
    Kinder Bueno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 252 ✭✭Kinder Bueno


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    You should always floss, or at the very least use a teepee brush. I'm sorry but there are some rules that should never, never be broken.

    I'll ask you this, name me one historical badass with bad teeth?
    Shane McGowan. If there ever was a badass, it's him. He drinks and smokes like there's no tomorrow and generally doesn't give a flying fuck.

    EDIT: You must love my new location. :D


  • #35
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Kinder Bueno wrote: »
    Shane McGowan. If there ever was a badass, it's him. He drinks and smokes like there's no tomorrow and generally doesn't give a flying fuck.
    OK, fair enough.

    Name me two historical badasses with bad teeth.


  • #36
    Kinder Bueno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 252 ✭✭Kinder Bueno


    Barney Gumble.


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  • #37
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    You should always floss, or at the very least use a teepee brush. I'm sorry but there are some rules that should never, never be broken.

    I'll ask you this, name me one historical badass with bad teeth?

    Ilik Urgee- the man who never had to floss.....


  • #38
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    I frequently choose unstable nightly builds over older stable versions.


  • #39
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    I had Cupa Soup out of a bowl today.


  • #40
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'm gonna go for broke and ask the barman for another pint. He's threatening to turn off the WiFi though.

    I'm like your man in Vanishing Point staring down the roadblock here.
    Kowalski!!
    That's the badass I was thinking of. Perfect teeth too.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re8U_on4Gn4


  • #41
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    I drink coffee at night.


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  • #42
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    I can bite into ice cream. I never get brain freezes either. :cool:


  • #43
    Hank Scorpio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    I once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game


  • #44
    EireIceMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭EireIceMan


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'm gonna go for broke and ask the barman for another pint. He's threatening to turn off the WiFi though.

    Browsing After Hours in a pub after hours. Mmm
    Watchout.jpg


  • #45
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    theidiots wrote: »
    Say my name!
    Heisenberg
    Your Goddam Right!

    I think this could be our winner with I suspect deliberate and complete disregard for grammatical and spelling norms through the omission of the apostrophe and the "e" in "you're".

    Or their name could be literal?


  • #46
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Not nearly as badass-as.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9UzPcTWkyw


    particularly if hjartinfarkt's comment is true


  • #47
    A0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 666 ✭✭✭A0


    I post in AH.


  • #48
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,632 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    coolhull wrote: »
    I once ate 3, yes, 3, Weetabix. That's how crazy I am
    That's nothing I once ate two and a half shredded wheat



    in the same day


  • #49
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    I got an infraction on the Soccer forum....while still on probation.


  • #50
    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    This one time at fat camp they asked did I read the terms and conditions and I did but I said NO.


  • #51
    A0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 666 ✭✭✭A0


    bacon n eggs wrote: »
    This one time at fat camp they asked did I read the terms and conditions and I did but I said NO.

    You won, defo the maddest!


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  • #52
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    my library books were due back yesterday and I dont give a hoot


  • #53
    mcwinning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭mcwinning


    I once ate and After Eight at 7.30pm


  • #54
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,062 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I ran while holding a scissors


  • #55
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I made this with this.

    Now currently I fit more than one definition of "Bad Ass".

    Thankfully so do all my mates too. Share the pain.


  • #56
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I ate the black bruised bit on a banana, many times.


  • #57
    Ush1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,484 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    At lunch yesterday, I had two types of meat (badass) :cool: ....


    ....it was in a wrap though. (not so badass) :(


  • #58
    SpiceWeasel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭SpiceWeasel


    One time a friend of mine, John, was having some sort of of diabetic seizure, one of the lads said that the quickest way to get sugar back in to the blood stream was to use a suppository. Luckily someone had a Yorkie to hand or it could have been curtains for John.

    Frightening at the time for John, but how we laugh about it now. He is pretty badass in my book, I mean you would have to be to take a Yorkie to the rectum and keep smiling.


  • #59
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Just watched Bambi's mother get shot without shedding a single tear.


  • #60
    Hoop66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,273 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    I'm so tough my dog wears docs.


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  • #61
    IK09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭IK09


    Im so badass that i radiate confidence in everything i do, whether it's ordering a drink, buying a car, or dealing with women. Im slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back.

    The badass carves his own path. He wears, drives, drinks, watches, and listens to what he chooses, when he chooses, where he chooses, uninfluenced by fads or advertising campaigns. My Badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a chopped Harley or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional.


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