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How Badass Are You?

  • 22-05-2013 12:01AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    I've just said, to hell with it, I've no work tomorrow, I'm young, the world is my oyster, I'm gonna do what I wanna do. So I've headed to the pub and am enjoying a pint, TWENTY FIVE MINUTES AFTER LAST ORDERS!!

    Have you ever thrown caution to the wind, stuck it to the man, and say, fuk da rules?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    I've just said, to hell with it, I've no work tomorrow, I'm young, the world is my oyster, I'm gonna do what I wanna do. So I've headed to the pub and am enjoying a pint, TWENTY FIVE MINUTES AFTER LAST ORDERS!!

    Have you ever thrown caution to the wind, stuck it to the man, and say, fuk da rules?
    significantly more than this


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    I'm so bad ass I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning







    Without any milk!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    pretty ****ing badass actually.


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I had a yorkie once.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I had a yorkie once.

    Hope you mean the bar, not the dog. :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Hope you mean the bar, not the dog. :p

    i hope she doesn't


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I once ate a veggie burger that was 2 years out of date.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    I had a yorkie once.

    that IS very badass for a girl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    Hope you mean the bar, not the dog. :p

    Hope you mean "ate" and not, y'know....."had"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Hope you mean "ate" and not, y'know....."had"

    Yeah, like, who would 'have' a Yorkie bar. That's just sick.:p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    I once ate 3, yes, 3, Weetabix. That's how crazy I am


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,485 ✭✭✭✭ted1


    Chuck Norris wears ted pyjamas, that's how bad ass I am


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm pretty badass.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    I've just said, to hell with it, I've no work tomorrow, I'm young, the world is my oyster, I'm gonna do what I wanna do. So I've headed to the pub and am enjoying a pint, TWENTY FIVE MINUTES AFTER LAST ORDERS!!

    Have you ever thrown caution to the wind, stuck it to the man, and say, fuk da rules?

    You're badass. In fact you're SO badass, I'm wet right now. :pac::p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    coolhull wrote: »
    I once ate 3, yes, 3, Weetabix. That's how crazy I am

    I once ate cheerios... without milk


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I told a colleague to pass the milk earlier.
    Yes, that's right, I said told.
    No 'please' or anything.





    I said thanks though, I'm not that badass.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    You're badass. In fact you're SO badass, I'm wet right now. :pac::p

    I'm gonna go for broke and ask the barman for another pint. He's threatening to turn off the WiFi though.

    I'm like your man in Vanishing Point staring down the roadblock here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Yeah, like, who would 'have' a Yorkie bar. That's just sick.:p

    only women have that talent


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Chucked Stones.


  • Site Banned Posts: 253 ✭✭theidiots


    Say my name!
    Heisenberg
    Your Goddam Right!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    I once chopped the head off a horse and put it in a guys bed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I've just tore the ass out of it and went for the third.

    I feel so bad, yet I feel so exhilerated also. I never thought being so wrong so could be so right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭7ofBrian


    Im so badass... the wife once asked if her bum looked big in a dress... i said yes :eek::cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭Nabber


    I once ate a grape in Tesco while shopping.
    Never knew security called us people grazers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,151 ✭✭✭kupus


    Ive got a fat ass does that count as being bad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    kupus wrote: »
    Ive got a fat ass does that count as being bad
    Do you do bad things with it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭jugger0


    Cut a verrucae out with a scissors.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,151 ✭✭✭kupus


    used to light farts with it in me younger days,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I was drinking Guinness yesterday so I had an extremely bad ass all day.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    I've never had to floss.


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