How Badass Are You?

The Backwards Man

I've just said, to hell with it, I've no work tomorrow, I'm young, the world is my oyster, I'm gonna do what I wanna do. So I've headed to the pub and am enjoying a pint, TWENTY FIVE MINUTES AFTER LAST ORDERS!!

Have you ever thrown caution to the wind, stuck it to the man, and say, fuk da rules?

Tigger

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I've just said, to hell with it, I've no work tomorrow, I'm young, the world is my oyster, I'm gonna do what I wanna do. So I've headed to the pub and am enjoying a pint, TWENTY FIVE MINUTES AFTER LAST ORDERS!!

Have you ever thrown caution to the wind, stuck it to the man, and say, fuk da rules?

significantly more than this

dodderangler

I'm so bad ass I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning







Without any milk!!!!

Temptamperu

pretty ****ing badass actually.

I had a yorkie once.

The Backwards Man

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I had a yorkie once.

Hope you mean the bar, not the dog.

Tigger

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Hope you mean the bar, not the dog.

i hope she doesn't

Duggy747

I once ate a veggie burger that was 2 years out of date.

IM0

Deleted User wrote: »

I had a yorkie once.

that IS very badass for a girl

alchemist33

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Hope you mean the bar, not the dog.

Hope you mean "ate" and not, y'know....."had"

The Backwards Man

alchemist33 wrote: »

Hope you mean "ate" and not, y'know....."had"

Yeah, like, who would 'have' a Yorkie bar. That's just sick.:p

coolhull

I once ate 3, yes, 3, Weetabix. That's how crazy I am

ted1

Chuck Norris wears ted pyjamas, that's how bad ass I am

Sarky

I'm pretty badass.

April O Neill

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I've just said, to hell with it, I've no work tomorrow, I'm young, the world is my oyster, I'm gonna do what I wanna do. So I've headed to the pub and am enjoying a pint, TWENTY FIVE MINUTES AFTER LAST ORDERS!!

Have you ever thrown caution to the wind, stuck it to the man, and say, fuk da rules?

You're badass. In fact you're SO badass, I'm wet right now. :pac::p

thelad95

coolhull wrote: »

I once ate 3, yes, 3, Weetabix. That's how crazy I am

I once ate cheerios... without milk

I told a colleague to pass the milk earlier.
Yes, that's right, I said told.
No 'please' or anything.





I said thanks though, I'm not that badass.

The Backwards Man

April O Neill wrote: »

You're badass. In fact you're SO badass, I'm wet right now. :pac::p

I'm gonna go for broke and ask the barman for another pint. He's threatening to turn off the WiFi though.

I'm like your man in Vanishing Point staring down the roadblock here.

IM0

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Yeah, like, who would 'have' a Yorkie bar. That's just sick.:p

only women have that talent

Karl Stein

Chucked Stones.

theidiots

Say my name!
Heisenberg
Your Goddam Right!

Vito Corleone

I once chopped the head off a horse and put it in a guys bed.

The Backwards Man

I've just tore the ass out of it and went for the third.

I feel so bad, yet I feel so exhilerated also. I never thought being so wrong so could be so right.

7ofBrian

Im so badass... the wife once asked if her bum looked big in a dress... i said yes :eek::cool:

Nabber

I once ate a grape in Tesco while shopping.
Never knew security called us people grazers

kupus

Ive got a fat ass does that count as being bad

The Backwards Man

kupus wrote: »

Ive got a fat ass does that count as being bad

Do you do bad things with it?

jugger0

Cut a verrucae out with a scissors.

kupus

used to light farts with it in me younger days,

anncoates

I was drinking Guinness yesterday so I had an extremely bad ass all day.

Ilik Urgee

I've never had to floss.

Supersiderman

I'm a double hard basturd!!!!

The Backwards Man

Ilik Urgee wrote: »

I've never had to floss.

You should always floss, or at the very least use a teepee brush. I'm sorry but there are some rules that should never, never be broken.

I'll ask you this, name me one historical badass with bad teeth?

Kinder Bueno

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You should always floss, or at the very least use a teepee brush. I'm sorry but there are some rules that should never, never be broken.

I'll ask you this, name me one historical badass with bad teeth?

Shane McGowan. If there ever was a badass, it's him. He drinks and smokes like there's no tomorrow and generally doesn't give a flying fuck.

EDIT: You must love my new location.

The Backwards Man

Kinder Bueno wrote: »

Shane McGowan. If there ever was a badass, it's him. He drinks and smokes like there's no tomorrow and generally doesn't give a flying fuck.

OK, fair enough.

Name me two historical badasses with bad teeth.

Kinder Bueno

Barney Gumble.

Ilik Urgee

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You should always floss, or at the very least use a teepee brush. I'm sorry but there are some rules that should never, never be broken.

I'll ask you this, name me one historical badass with bad teeth?

Ilik Urgee- the man who never had to floss.....

humbert

I frequently choose unstable nightly builds over older stable versions.

Sofaspud

I had Cupa Soup out of a bowl today.

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm gonna go for broke and ask the barman for another pint. He's threatening to turn off the WiFi though.

I'm like your man in Vanishing Point staring down the roadblock here.

Kowalski!!
That's the badass I was thinking of. Perfect teeth too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re8U_on4Gn4

Jester252

I drink coffee at night.

aaronjumper

I can bite into ice cream. I never get brain freezes either. :cool:

Hank Scorpio

I once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game

EireIceMan

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm gonna go for broke and ask the barman for another pint. He's threatening to turn off the WiFi though.

Browsing After Hours in a pub after hours. Mmm

ButtersSuki

theidiots wrote: »

Say my name!
Heisenberg
Your Goddam Right!

I think this could be our winner with I suspect deliberate and complete disregard for grammatical and spelling norms through the omission of the apostrophe and the "e" in "you're".

Or their name could be literal?

Ruudi_Mentari

Not nearly as badass-as.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9UzPcTWkyw

particularly if hjartinfarkt's comment is true

A0

I post in AH.

Capt'n Midnight

coolhull wrote: »

I once ate 3, yes, 3, Weetabix. That's how crazy I am

That's nothing I once ate two and a half shredded wheat



in the same day

iDave

I got an infraction on the Soccer forum....while still on probation.

bacon n eggs

This one time at fat camp they asked did I read the terms and conditions and I did but I said NO.

A0

bacon n eggs wrote: »

This one time at fat camp they asked did I read the terms and conditions and I did but I said NO.

You won, defo the maddest!