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Hardly believe this kind of thing is still going on here (Shatter erotica novel...)

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  • Posts: 7,639 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dafuq did I just read?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,417 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    I think the damn novel is 24 years old too !!!! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Wallace and co must have been that desperate to report a novel from 24 years ago ,

    Sex in a book somebody call the Vatican (the spud munchers are getting horny )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    'She gasped again and as he pulled himself free of her and overflowed on her slender body'

    Sounds like he was unblocking a sink.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Another allegation is the novel advocates the procurement of an abortion or miscarriage, contrary to Irish censorship laws.
    This law needs to be enforced more. I've had 34 completely unnecessary abortions after watching TV programs where abortions were mentioned.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    ...might be banned for being too obscene.

    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/fifty-shades-of-alan-shatter-steamy-novel-by-justice-minister-referred-to-censor-29284409.html



    There's a Censorship of Publications Board?! God help us all. I thought I was living in a free country and a democracy, not a medieval dictatorship :mad:

    Wonder how long it'll take that that bollocks to be abolished?
    Don't you think there should be someone screening novels and print media to weed out child erotica, recorded rape, and gruesome violence?

    I have no problem with a suitably castrated censorship board remaining in existence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    I was literally gonna step in and say the same.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Bullsh!t. Anybody who tries to ban or censor a book is a fukkwit, end of story.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    More Mills and Boon than hardcore sex scenes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭losthorizon


    orestes wrote: »
    Bullsh!t. Anybody who tries to ban or censor a book is a fukkwit, end of story.


    You are on a site where posts are banned and censored constantly. Are the people doing that fukkwits?

    If a book promotes Child rape setting out how to go about it, how to stalk children on the internet, groom them etc etc is this not a good time to step in and censor or ban for the public good?

    I would say yes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,923 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Don't you think there should be someone screening novels and print media to weed out child erotica, recorded rape, and gruesome violence?

    I have no problem with a suitably castrated censorship board remaining in existence.

    I'm extremely against censorship, of both video and print media. I can't see it serving any purpose in a digital age.

    If a crime is being committed in the media (ie - video child porn) then it's clearly illegal and the publisher (if one existed) should be prosecuted by the authorities.

    Censoring of literature and film, however disgusting, is ridiculous. What purpose does it serve? To save 'the masses' from the corruption of consuming such media? Even if that were proven to be a cause, they still have a little thing called the internet at their fingertips.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    He is very romantic and multi talented, pity he lied about the withdrawing on time.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Its not like sex isn't sold all throughout the media anyway ffs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    ...might be banned for being too obscene.

    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/fifty-shades-of-alan-shatter-steamy-novel-by-justice-minister-referred-to-censor-29284409.html



    There's a Censorship of Publications Board?! God help us all. I thought I was living in a free country and a democracy, not a medieval dictatorship :mad:

    Wonder how long it'll take that that bollocks to be abolished?

    Eh we have a blasphemy law in this country today. how 21st century is that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    You are on a site where posts are banned and censored constantly. Are the people doing that fukkwits?

    Boards isn't a book.
    If a book promotes Child rape setting out how to go about it, how to stalk children on the internet, groom them etc etc is this not a good time to step in and censor or ban for the public good?

    I would say yes.

    Have you ever read Lolita? It's about a middle aged man who marries a woman because he is in love with her prepubescent daughter, who he eventually engages in a sexual relationship with. There was murder when it came out and it was banned in loads of places as child pornography. Today it's generally considered a masterpiece and is available in all good bookshops.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,923 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Probably should start censoring the bible while we're at it, some depraved stuff in there too. This might as well be in 50 Shades of Grey:

    Ezekiel 23:11-21 - "Her sister Oholibah saw this, yet in her lust and prostitution she was more depraved than her sister. She too lusted after the Assyrians—governors and commanders, warriors in full dress, mounted horsemen, all handsome young men. I saw that she too defiled herself; both of them went the same way. But she carried her prostitution still further. She saw men portrayed on a wall, figures of Chaldeans a portrayed in red, with belts around their waists and flowing turbans on their heads; all of them looked like Babylonian chariot officers, natives of Chaldea. b As soon as she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and in their lust they defiled her. After she had been defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her nakedness, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Shatterotica.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭losthorizon


    Believe me I am against virtually all forms of censorship. But, I think in some cases you have to be careful. Lolita as you rightfully point out is one of the gems of English literature as I'm sure Mr Shatters book is.

    I mean would you feel happy if every night RTE started broadcasting 2 hours of racist material for instance. (I know its not a book but we have a Broadcasting authority).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,281 ✭✭✭donegal_road


    at least they are keeping the press in news stories with their digging up dirt on one another, what exactly have either Wallace or Shatter done since they were elected?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,923 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Believe me I am against virtually all forms of censorship. But, I think in some cases you have to be careful. Lolita as you rightfully point out is one of the gems of English literature as I'm sure Mr Shatters book is.

    I mean would you feel happy if every night RTE started broadcasting 2 hours of racist material for instance. (I know its not a book but we have a Broadcasting authority).

    That's not the same thing.

    RTE is the national broadcaster, representing the nation - therefore has to have broadcasting standards.

    A dirty book written by someone isn't trying to represent anyone, therefore shouldn't have the same level of standards applied.

    Don't want to read the dirty book? Great! You don't have to.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    at least they are keeping the press in news stories with their digging up dirt on one another, what exactly have either Wallace or Shatter done since they were elected?

    One of them read a book it seems or the juicy bits anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    o1s1n wrote: »
    I'm extremely against censorship, of both video and print media. I can't see it serving any purpose in a digital age.
    What has the digital age got to do with the question of whether or not we employ a censorship board?

    The internet can reduce the efficacy of the work of a censorship board, but it is still an important regulator of material which does not leave a digital fingerprint.
    If a crime is being committed in the media (ie - video child porn) then it's clearly illegal and the publisher (if one existed) should be prosecuted by the authorities.
    But it won't be clear cut in some cases, and labelled "Hey look over here! this is child erotica!". Who decides if it is suitably obscene? A censor.
    Censoring of literature and film, however disgusting, is ridiculous. What purpose does it serve? To save 'the masses' from the corruption of consuming such media?
    Partially, perhaps; also to save victims from a potential market.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭losthorizon


    o1s1n wrote: »

    Don't want to read the dirty book? Great! You don't have to.


    Thats the thing.

    You are getting mixed up. No one is going to ban a dirty book.


    Lolita isnt a dirty book.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,669 ✭✭✭who_me


    This kind of book should be mandatory reading for all us Irish men. If it weren't for porn, I never would have guessed I'm allowed to put my diddly-what in her uppity-dodo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Believe me I am against virtually all forms of censorship. But, I think in some cases you have to be careful. Lolita as you rightfully point out is one of the gems of English literature as I'm sure Mr Shatters book is.

    I mean would you feel happy if every night RTE started broadcasting 2 hours of racist material for instance. (I know its not a book but we have a Broadcasting authority).

    RTE are a national state television and radio broadcaster, books aren't. That's like comparing advertising billboards to educational pamphlets.

    Books should not be censored, for any reason, including the so-called public good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,923 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    What has the digital age got to do with the question of whether or not we employ a censorship board?

    Censorship boards are there to apply a certain 'standard' or 'moral code' to works. Back when they were first established, this would have prevented the masses from consuming the material - therefore avoiding a 'loss of morals' or whatever else they were afraid of. It acted as a barrier and a moral guide. Illegal material would have to be smuggled in.

    Now in the digital age, we can consume literally any media we want at any time from anywhere. Censorship no longer acts as a barrier to stop people viewing the material.
    The internet can reduce the efficacy of the work of a censorship board, but it is still an important regulator of material which does not leave a digital fingerprint. .

    Why? what purpose is it now serving in an age where we can consume any media we want over the internet?
    But it won't be clear cut in some cases, and labelled "Hey look over here! this is child erotica!". Who decides if it is suitably obscene? A censor.

    Partially, perhaps; also to save victims from a potential market.

    How are you saving the masses from corruption when they can just go online to get the exact same media? What difference does it make to the consumer that one is digital, one is physical?

    Child porn aside, what victims are we talking about in a market based on fiction?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,923 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Thats the thing.

    You are getting mixed up. No one is going to ban a dirty book.


    Lolita isnt a dirty book.

    What content are you talking about then? Child porn? When have you ever seen child porn submitted to a censorship board in Ireland for classification?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,204 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    If anyone is interested this is the list of banned publications as of Dec 2010

    http://www.justice.ie/en/JELR/Register%20of%20Prohibited%20Publications%202010.pdf/Files/Register%20of%20Prohibited%20Publications%202010.pdf

    No books are listed (Part I) as being banned purely for being considered 'indecent or obscene'.

    Part II however which is books banned because 'Books prohibited on the grounds that they were indecent or obscene and/or that they advocate the procurement of abortion or miscarriage or the use of any method, treatment or appliance for the purpose of such procurement' has 8 books including Abortion: Right or Wrong? published in 1942.

    Part III is the 'Alphabetical List of Prohibited Periodical Publications as on 31st December, 2010' and includes Font Page Detective (1939), Health and Efficiency (1933) and Mayfair (1968).

    A copy of Health and Efficiency published in 1933 is banned in Ireland...have a think about that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Thats the thing.

    You are getting mixed up. No one is going to ban a dirty book.

    Lolita isnt a dirty book.

    A middle-aged man having sex with his 12 year old step-daughter? There are plenty of people who would consider that dirty, and it has been banned in plenty of places. It doesn't matter to me if a book is dirty or not, I like plenty of dirty books, just because something is dirty doesn't mean it should be banned.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Nobody see the Brooke Shields movie pretty baby regularly shown on sky movies


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