Biggest animal you could take in a fight?

Brian_Zeluz · 21-05-2013 03:01PM

A baby seal if I had a club to hand.

minidazzler · 21-05-2013 03:02PM

seven_eleven wrote: »

.....you're ma?

No, I'm da.

Felexicon · 21-05-2013 03:04PM

I think I could punch the head off a cheetah. I'd be fleet of foot enough to sneak up and take him by suprise.

dodderangler · 21-05-2013 03:05PM

Snowc wrote: »

Dont be smart :mad: ok?

Don't be telling lies then ok?

trickymicky · 21-05-2013 03:06PM

chuck norris

eamonnq · 21-05-2013 03:07PM

I reckon I could handle a beaver.

jugger0 · 21-05-2013 04:09PM

ScumLord wrote: »

Any large herbivore can be killed quite easily by making it flee from you for a prolonged amount of time. No need to fight it at all.

I want to see you make a hippo or rhino "flee"... they would ruin your day.

frank reynolds · 21-05-2013 04:23PM

Any animal with eyes that can be gouged out.

burstbuckle · 21-05-2013 04:25PM

frank reynolds wrote: »

Any animal with eyes that can be gouged out.

So a lion then

frank reynolds · 21-05-2013 04:26PM

burstbuckle wrote: »

So a lion then

yeah, why not. get it just after it's eaten and it's being all lazy and cute, then sneak up and take it's eyes!

--Kaiser-- · 21-05-2013 04:27PM

A human

Wanderer2010 · 21-05-2013 04:49PM

Mick Wallace.

ScumLord · 21-05-2013 05:02PM

jugger0 wrote: »

I want to see you make a hippo or rhino "flee"... they would ruin your day.

They're all afraid of fire too.

Son0vagun · 21-05-2013 05:07PM

I fought a donkey once!

I might get in trouble if I tell the story. But I will say the donkey didn't win!

derfderf · 21-05-2013 05:20PM

Wanderer2010 wrote: »

Mick Wallace.

Someone already said Chewbacca.

Ghost Buster · 21-05-2013 05:26PM

As a swarthy pre teen farm boy I used to spar with a full grown billy goat. Once you avoided the charge and grabbed the bugger by the horns they aint so tough..... in my defense I grew up in Mayo with just 2 tv channels....

Markcheese · 21-05-2013 05:30PM

ScumLord wrote: »

Any large herbivore can be killed quite easily by making it flee from you for a prolonged amount of time. No need to fight it at all.

Been flattened by a large herbivor , and she wasn't running away from me ... Damn killer cows .... (only I didn't get killed , obviously )

Reindeer · 21-05-2013 05:41PM

I've stabbed and pounded a few red snappers. I'd say I came out ahead about half the time.

astonaidan · 21-05-2013 05:42PM

eamonnq wrote: »

I reckon I could handle a beaver.

Just give it a good fisting

efb · 21-05-2013 05:45PM

Choke a cock to death

ScumLord · 21-05-2013 05:46PM

Markcheese wrote: »

Been flattened by a large herbivor , and she wasn't running away from me ... Damn killer cows .... (only I didn't get killed , obviously )

I always assumed cows were afraid of people, but they're not really. I went into a field and had to do a rapid exit because all the cattle turned around and started running towards me.

I seen them chasing a cat out of the field the other day. Apparently they're not so friendly when they're hungry and there's been a huge lack of feed because of the bad weather. Stay out of the fields, them cows are ornery.

garv123 · 21-05-2013 05:50PM

ScumLord wrote: »

I always assumed cows were afraid of people, but they're not really. I went into a field and had to do a rapid exit because all the cattle turned around and started running towards me.

I seen them chasing a cat out of the field the other day. Apparently they're not so friendly when they're hungry and there's been a huge lack of feed because of the bad weather. Stay out of the fields, them cows are ornery.

Cows are quiete and dont react when the farmer is around.. Go into a field full of bullocks or heifers and they go mental. They usually stop just before you but there has been people seriously injured/killed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-14755592

ScumLord · 21-05-2013 05:51PM

garv123 wrote: »

Cows are quiete and dont react when the farmer is around.. Go into a field full of bullocks or heifers and they go mental. They usually stop just before you but there has been people seriously injured/killed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-14755592

I was in picking magic mushrooms, I don't think they like to share. Greedy cows.

Gorilla Rising · 21-05-2013 05:52PM

King of the travellers.

gramar · 21-05-2013 05:52PM

Looks like someone was trying to take on a donkey...Let it be a warning to ye.

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/donkeys-suspected-of-killing-man-29285081.html

Ghost Buster · 21-05-2013 07:12PM

As a swarthy pre teen farm boy I used to spar with a full grown billy goat. Once you avoided the charge and grabbed the bugger by the horns they aint so tough..... in my defense I grew up in Mayo with just 2 tv channels....

Hownowcow · 21-05-2013 07:23PM

Koala.

A nose just made for punching.

--Kaiser-- · 21-05-2013 07:29PM

ScumLord wrote: »

I always assumed cows were afraid of people, but they're not really. I went into a field and had to do a rapid exit because all the cattle turned around and started running towards me.

I seen them chasing a cat out of the field the other day. Apparently they're not so friendly when they're hungry and there's been a huge lack of feed because of the bad weather. Stay out of the fields, them cows are ornery.

Cows, even old fat milking cows, can be incredibly dangerous. They may be domesticated but the haven't lost the herd protection instinct, they will surround and charge you if you look like an easy enough target

21-05-2013 07:41PM

I'd say I could take on an Ostrich. I'm sure I'd do a better job than Homer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klbA0N96hFs

I'd fight him in English though. Not French.

Remmy · 21-05-2013 07:55PM

I remember reading an article about south african rugby and that a famous south african flanker during the 90's for extra cash would retrive errant springboks. The method was to stand in the cab of a pick up truck as it drove alongside the animal then leap on it tossing it to the ground. Sounds pretty wild.

Biggest animal you could take in a fight?

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